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"Screw" U |
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...I Was Not Made Overlord Of The Universe In My Last Promotion |
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666 |
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A.T.T.I.T.U.D.E. |
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All Fat Chicks Give Good Head |
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Already Tried Drink Drugs Sex & Violence I'm STILL In A [more] |
|
Anal Sex? Fuck That Shit. |
|
Anti-Social Cunt |
|
Are You A Man Or A Mouse? (Or A Cunt?) |
|
Bad Mother Fucker |
|
Be Nice Or Fuck Off |
|
Bored With Sex? Fuck An Epileptic |
|
Busted & McFly Please Please Please Please...FUCK OFF |
|
By The Time You Read This, It's Already Too Late... |
|
Calm Down Dear, It's Only My Cock |
|
Chav Genocide NOW |
|
Chavs, Townies, Neds, Pikeys...I Just Call Them TWATS |
|
Chavs. Round Them All Up In A Big Field And Bomb The Bastards |
|
Cock-muncher |
|
Cockoholic |
|
Committed To Famine Relief. Last Week I Sucked Off An Ethiopian |
|
Crazy For Cock |
|
Cum Loving Bitch Needs Sperm |
|
Cunt Of The Highest Order |
|
CUNT. Actually, It IS Big & It IS Clever |
|
CUNTS [with arrows pointing everywhere!] |
|
Cupid Stunt |
|
Disabled Cock |
|
Do As I Say Or Fuck Off |
|
Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? |
|
Do Your Bit For Political Correctness Fuck A Fat Bloke |
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Do Your Bit For Political Correctness Fuck A Fat Chick |
|
Do Your Bit For Political Correctness Fuck An Ugly Bloke |
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Don't Fuck A Blonde Midget. It's Not Big And It's Not Clever. |
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Don't Hate Me Because I Am Beautiful. Hate Me Because... |
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Don't Rape Me, I've Got AIDS |
|
Don't You Know Who The Fuck I Think I Am? |
|
Drink 'Til You Puke, Fuck 'Til You Cum, Rinse And Repeat |
|
Eat Fuck Kill |
|
Find A Chav, Beat It Up, And All Day You'll Have Good Luck! |
|
FREE SEX Now I Have Your Attention, Fuck Off! |
|
Freud Was Right, I Do Want To Fuck My Mum |
|
Friends Are People You Just Don't Want To Kill Yet |
|
Fuck Authority |
|
Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate T-Shirt / Bag / Keyring SAVE |
|
Fuck Me Hard, Fuck Me Slow, Fuck Me Bitch, Then Fucking Go! |
|
Fuck Off And Die |
|
Fuck Off And, When You Get There, Fuck Off A Bit More |
|
Fuck Off I'm Busy |
|
Fuck Off, I Don't Do Nice |
|
Fuck Off, I'm On |
|
Fuck The Dead Whilst They Are Still Warm |
|
Fuck This Shit, I'm Going Chav Hunting |
|
Fuck This Shit, I'm Going Townie Hunting |
|
Fuck This Shit, It's Time To Use JEDI POWER (Star Wars) |
|
Fuck U U Cunt |
|
Fuck With Me And I'll Fuck With You |
|
Fuck You Barcode |
|
Fuck You I Won't Do What You Tell Me |
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Fuck You You Fucking Cunt |
|
Fuck You, You, You, You And Especially YOU |
|
FUCKTARD |
|
Go Crazy And Kill Everyone (Keep Calm And Carry On) |
|
God Hates Chavs |
|
How About Never? Is Never Good For You? |
|
I Am A Cunt |
|
I Am A Fucking People Person |
|
I Am An Equal Opportunities Arsehole |
|
I Am Clearly Right And Anyone Who Disagrees Is A Paedophile. |
|
I Am Not Drunk, Just Slightly Spasticated |
|
I Am So Motherfucking GEEK |
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I Am So Motherfucking ROCK |
|
I Don't Do Rules |
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I Don't Suffer Fools Gladly, I KILL THEM. |
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I Don't Wish To Be Rude Your Face Looks Like It Has Donkey Aids |
|
I Download Porn |
|
I Fuck Dead People |
|
I Fucked Your Mum & All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt |
|
I Fucking Hate Offensive Slogans On T-Shirts... [read more] |
|
I Hate Chavs |
|
I Hate Everything About YOU |
|
I Have The Patience Of A Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff |
|
I Love All The People In The World. Apart From The Cunts [more] |
|
I LOVE JESUS. No, Sorry, I Meant Beer. Always [more...] |
|
I May Be A Drunk Right Now But You'll Be A Cunt Forever |
|
I May Be A FREAK But You Are A Cunt, So FUCK OFF |
|
I May Look Innocent Mess With Me And I'll Fucking Destroy You |
|
I Need To Burn Some Calories. Get Me A Fat Kid And A Lighter |
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I Rule, You Suck So Fuck Off |
|
I Specialise In Wrong |
|
I Was Perfectly Happy In My Own Little World Until You [more] |
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I'd Fuck Me |
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I'd Rather Be Fingering Your Mum |
|
I'll Give You A Bone If You Take Me Home |
|
I'm Not Arguing, I'm Explaining Why I Am Right |
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I'm Not Blaming You, I'm Just Saying It's All Your Fault |
|
I'm Not Retarded, I Just Act That Way |
|
I'm Not Sick, I'm Morally Flexible |
|
I'm Right, You're Wrong, END OF |
|
I'm So Bad, The Devil Worships Me |
|
I'm So Evil I Shit Satan |
|
I'm So Goth I Shit Bats |
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I'm So Metal I Shit Studs |
|
I'm So Punk I Shit Safety Pins |
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I'm So Stupid I Shit Piss |
|
I'm With Cuntface |
|
I've Turned Stupid, Drunken Behaviour Into An Art Form. |
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If I Delete You From My Facebook Page...I Think You're A Cunt. |
|
If I Do Anything That Annoys You Please Let Me Know SO I [more] |
|
If I Gave A Shit, You'd Be The First Person I'd Give It To |
|
If I Wanted A Friend Like You, I'd Squat And Shit One Out |
|
If I Wanted Any Shit From You, I'd Squeeze Your Head |
|
In An Infinite Universe...You Would Still Be A Cunt. [more] |
|
Is It Safe To Open My Eyes Yet, Or Are You Still There? |
|
Is That Your Face Or Has Your Neck Just Vomited? |
|
It's Not That I Hate You, I Just Wish You Would FUCK OFF & DIE |
|
IT'S OFFICIAL! You Are A Cunt. |
|
Jesus Died For Your Sins. You Cunt! |
|
Jesus Smell Your Mum |
|
Jesus Was A Gay |
|
Jesus? Son Of God? Dope Smoking Drug Taking Hippy...More Like! |
|
Join The KiLL A CHAV Campaign 2006 NOW! |
|
Just Another Fucked-Up Goth Kid |
|
JUSTIN BIEBER Please Please Please Please Please Please FUCK OFF |
|
Kill A Chav |
|
Kill A Townie |
|
Kill A Townie (Skullshot) |
|
Kunt Meister |
|
Little Miss Go Fuck Yourself |
|
Money Can't Buy You Love It Can Buy You A Cocksucking...Whore |
|
Mong |
|
Natural Born Trouble Maker |
|
Nazi's Against Kittens |
|
Neighbourhood Freak |
|
Never Mind The Sex Pistols Here's My Bollocks |
|
No Fucking Swearing |
|
Not Dead Yet |
|
Not Too Fat To Fuck |
|
Nothing Wrong With You That A Punch In The Face Couldn't Fix |
|
Nuke A Chav |
|
Of Course You Can Express Your Opinion. As Long As You Don't... |
|
On Hire From RENT-A-CUNT |
|
Opinion Noted, Now FUCK OFF |
|
Opinions & Children: Two Things Dumb People Shouldn't Be Allowed |
|
Paedophile. Howzabout That Then. (Jimmy Savile) |
|
People Say I Have A Bad Attitude. FUCK THEM AND THEIR MOTHER |
|
Porn Star? Failed Actress With A Sloppy Bucket...More Like! |
|
Real Men Worship SATAN |
|
Reject |
|
Respect Me For Who I Am OR I WILL KILL YOU |
|
Respect The Dead - Wear A Condom |
|
Retard |
|
Rock Like Fuck |
|
Rock, Paper, Scissors...MACHINE GUN |
|
Rotten To The Core |
|
Rule Satanica |
|
Satan Is My Bitch |
|
Save Society: Neuter A Chav TODAY! |
|
She Loves The Cock -> |
|
Shut The Fuck Up |
|
Shut-up And Beg |
|
So Fucking What? |
|
Spazmo |
|
Starfucker |
|
STOP Being A Cunt (Kitchener "Your Country Needs You" Parody) |
|
STOP POLICE! Don't Shoot! I Am NOT A Terrorist. |
|
Talking To Myself Because It's The Only Way I Can Sure... [more] |
|
Until They Invent A More Accurate Word To Describe You, CUNT... |
|
WARNING! I Say "Cunt" A Lot |
|
Warning! Spaz Attack Imminent |
|
WARNING: May Contain Sex, Drugs & Violence |
|
What The FUCK Are You Looking At? |
|
What Would Satan Do? |
|
When I Stop Smiling, You Start Running |
|
Which Way To Hell? |
|
Who Are You To Judge Me? |
|
Who Needs Romance When You're Doing It Up The Bum? |
|
Will Fuck For Tattoos |
|
Window Licker |
|
Worship Satan. It's Fun! |
|
Yes Yes Yes. Now Shut Up And Let Me Spaff On Your Tits |
|
You Appear Intelligent But, When You Open Your Mouth... |
|
You Arse Cum |
|
You Believe In God? That's Nice I've Got An Imaginary Friend Too |
|
You Can Take Your Opinion And Shove It Right Up Your Arse |
|
You Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because...FUCKING CHAV! |
|
You May Think I'm A Bit Of A Twat Whereas I Know You Are A... |
|
You Smell Of BUM |
|
You Think You're So Damn Cool...FUCK OFF! |
|
You'd Be Surprised How Much Can Be Achieved With Just... |
|
YOU'RE A CUNT Sorry, I Meant To Say Hello |
|
You're Not Even A Speck In My Universe |
|
Your Opinion Counts...FOR NOTHING! |
|
Your Opinion Is Irrelevant You Are A Cunt And I Hate Your Face |
|
"Screw" U |
|
All Coppers Are Bastards |
|
Already Tried Drink Drugs Sex & Violence I'm STILL In A [more] |
|
Anti-Social Cunt |
|
Are You A Man Or A Mouse? (Or A Cunt?) |
|
At My Signal, Unleash HELL (Russell Crowe / Gladiator) |
|
Bad Mother Fucker |
|
Be Nice Or Fuck Off |
|
Bitch |
|
By The Time You Read This, It's Already Too Late... |
|
Chav Genocide NOW |
|
CHAV WARS: The Goths Strike Back (Star Wars) |
|
Chavs Are The Disease. Meet The Cure |
|
Chavs, Townies, Neds, Pikeys...I Just Call Them TWATS |
|
Chavs. Round Them All Up In A Big Field And Bomb The Bastards |
|
Cunt Of The Highest Order |
|
CUNTS [with arrows pointing everywhere!] |
|
Do As I Say Or Fuck Off |
|
Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? |
|
Don't Rape Me, I've Got AIDS |
|
Don't You Know Who The Fuck I Think I Am? |
|
Eat Fuck Kill |
|
Find A Chav, Beat It Up, And All Day You'll Have Good Luck! |
|
FREE SEX Now I Have Your Attention, Fuck Off! |
|
Friends Are People You Just Don't Want To Kill Yet |
|
Fuck Me Hard, Fuck Me Slow, Fuck Me Bitch, Then Fucking Go! |
|
Fuck Off And Die |
|
Fuck Off And, When You Get There, Fuck Off A Bit More |
|
Fuck Off I'm Busy |
|
Fuck Off, I Don't Do Nice |
|
Fuck Off, I'm On |
|
Fuck This Shit, I'm Going Chav Hunting |
|
Fuck This Shit, I'm Going Townie Hunting |
|
Fuck U U Cunt |
|
Fuck With Me And I'll Fuck With You |
|
Fuck You Barcode |
|
Fuck You I Won't Do What You Tell Me |
|
Fuck You You Fucking Cunt |
|
Fuck You, You, You, You And Especially YOU |
|
Go Crazy And Kill Everyone (Keep Calm And Carry On) |
|
God Hates Chavs |
|
Goffy The Chav Slayer (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) |
|
Guns Kill Chavs Dead! |
|
I Am A Cunt |
|
I Am A Fucking People Person |
|
I Am An Equal Opportunities Arsehole |
|
I Am Not Evil, I Just Look That Way |
|
I Bite |
|
I Don't Suffer Fools Gladly, I KILL THEM. |
|
I Fucking Hate Offensive Slogans On T-Shirts... [read more] |
|
I Hate Chavs |
|
I Hate Everything About YOU |
|
I Have PMT And A Weapon |
|
I Kill For Thrills! |
|
I Like You. I Shall Kill You Last. (Original Style) |
|
I Like You. I Shall Kill You Last. (Commando) NEW STYLE! |
|
I Love All The People In The World. Apart From The Cunts [more] |
|
I May Be A Drunk Right Now But You'll Be A Cunt Forever |
|
I May Be A FREAK But You Are A Cunt, So FUCK OFF |
|
I May Look Innocent Mess With Me And I'll Fucking Destroy You |
|
I Rule, You Suck So Fuck Off |
|
I Shot Bin Laden |
|
I Want Goblets Made From The Skulls Of My Enemies |
|
I'm Right, You're Wrong, END OF |
|
I'm So Goth I Punched A Care Bear |
|
If I Gave A Shit, You'd Be The First Person I'd Give It To |
|
If I Wanted A Friend Like You, I'd Squat And Shit One Out |
|
If I Wanted Any Shit From You, I'd Squeeze Your Head |
|
If You Value Your Life, RUN! |
|
If You're A Townie And You Know It Smell Your Mum |
|
It's Not That I Hate You, I Just Wish You Would FUCK OFF & DIE |
|
IT'S OFFICIAL! You Are A Cunt. |
|
Join The KiLL A CHAV Campaign 2006 NOW! |
|
JUSTIN BIEBER Please Please Please Please Please Please FUCK OFF |
|
Kill A Chav |
|
Kill A Townie |
|
Kill A Townie (Skullshot) |
|
Kill The Crazy Frog |
|
Little Miss Go Fuck Yourself |
|
Made From 100% Bad Ass |
|
Mosh Or Die |
|
Not Dead Yet |
|
Nothing Wrong With You That A Punch In The Face Couldn't Fix |
|
Nuke A Chav |
|
Of Course You Can Express Your Opinion. As Long As You Don't... |
|
On Hire From RENT-A-CUNT |
|
Opinion Noted, Now FUCK OFF |
|
People Say I Have A Bad Attitude. FUCK THEM AND THEIR MOTHER |
|
Please Respect My Right To Individuality...Son-Of-A-Bitch |
|
Psycho Bitch |
|
Respect Me For Who I Am OR I WILL KILL YOU |
|
Retard |
|
Rock, Paper, Scissors...MACHINE GUN |
|
Save Society: Neuter A Chav TODAY! |
|
Shut The Fuck Up |
|
So Fucking What? |
|
Talk To Me And I'll Rip Your Fucking Head Off |
|
The Day I Snap And Come Back With A Gun, YOU'RE FIRST |
|
The More Observant Among You May Have Noticed I Suck |
|
The Only Difference Between Tattooed & Untattooed People Is... |
|
WARNING: May Contain Sex, Drugs & Violence |
|
What The FUCK Are You Looking At? |
|
When I Stop Smiling, You Start Running |
|
When I Want Your Opinion I'll Kick It Out Of You |
|
You Can Take Your Opinion And Shove It Right Up Your Arse |
|
You Just Made The List, Buddy |
|
You Think You're So Damn Cool...FUCK OFF! |
|
You'd Be Surprised How Much Can Be Achieved With Just... |
|
Your Opinion Is Irrelevant You Are A Cunt And I Hate Your Face |
|
Anti-Social Cunt |
|
Are You A Man Or A Mouse? (Or A Cunt?) |
|
Cunt Of The Highest Order |
|
CUNT. Actually, It IS Big & It IS Clever |
|
CUNTS [with arrows pointing everywhere!] |
|
Cupid Stunt |
|
Fuck U U Cunt |
|
Fuck You You Fucking Cunt |
|
I Am A Cunt |
|
I Fucking Hate Offensive Slogans On T-Shirts... [read more] |
|
I Have The Patience Of A Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff |
|
I Love All The People In The World. Apart From The Cunts [more] |
|
I May Be A Drunk Right Now But You'll Be A Cunt Forever |
|
I May Be A FREAK But You Are A Cunt, So FUCK OFF |
|
I'm With Cuntface |
|
If I Delete You From My Facebook Page...I Think You're A Cunt. |
|
In An Infinite Universe...You Would Still Be A Cunt. [more] |
|
IT'S OFFICIAL! You Are A Cunt. |
|
Jesus Died For Your Sins. You Cunt! |
|
Kunt Meister |
|
Mike Hunt Is A Twat |
|
Mike Hunt Smells |
|
On Hire From RENT-A-CUNT |
|
STOP Being A Cunt (Kitchener "Your Country Needs You" Parody) |
|
STOP Being A Cunt T-Shirt / Bag / Keyring SAVE-A-BUNDLE! |
|
Tense, Nervous Headache? Serves You Right, You Cunt |
|
Until They Invent A More Accurate Word To Describe You, CUNT... |
|
WARNING! I Say "Cunt" A Lot |
|
You May Think I'm A Bit Of A Twat Whereas I Know You Are A... |
|
YOU'RE A CUNT Sorry, I Meant To Say Hello |
|
Your Opinion Is Irrelevant You Are A Cunt And I Hate Your Face |
|
Anal Sex? Fuck That Shit. |
|
Bad Mother Fracker (Battlestar Galactica) |
|
Bad Mother Fucker |
|
Be Nice Or Fuck Off |
|
Bored With Sex? Fuck An Epileptic |
|
Busted & McFly Please Please Please Please...FUCK OFF |
|
Do As I Say Or Fuck Off |
|
Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? |
|
Do Your Bit For Political Correctness Fuck A Fat Bloke |
|
Do Your Bit For Political Correctness Fuck A Fat Chick |
|
Do Your Bit For Political Correctness Fuck An Ugly Bloke |
|
Don't Fuck A Blonde Midget. It's Not Big And It's Not Clever. |
|
Don't Just Stand There, Fuck Me |
|
Don't You Know Who The Fuck I Think I Am? |
|
Drink 'Til You Puke, Fuck 'Til You Cum, Rinse And Repeat |
|
Eat Fuck Kill |
|
FREE SEX Now I Have Your Attention, Fuck Off! |
|
Freud Was Right, I Do Want To Fuck My Mum |
|
Fuck Authority |
|
Fuck Everything And Become A Bounty Hunter (Star Wars/Boba Fett) |
|
Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate |
|
Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate T-Shirt / Bag / Keyring SAVE |
|
Fuck Football, Let's Rock!! |
|
Fuck Me Hard, Fuck Me Slow, Fuck Me Bitch, Then Fucking Go! |
|
FUCK ME I'm A Rock Star |
|
Fuck Off And Die |
|
Fuck Off And, When You Get There, Fuck Off A Bit More |
|
Fuck Off I'm Busy |
|
Fuck Off, I Don't Do Nice |
|
Fuck Off, I'm On |
|
Fuck The Dead Whilst They Are Still Warm |
|
Fuck This Shit, I'm Going Chav Hunting |
|
Fuck This Shit, I'm Going Townie Hunting |
|
Fuck This Shit, It's Time To Use JEDI POWER (Star Wars) |
|
Fuck U U Cunt |
|
Fuck With Me And I'll Fuck With You |
|
Fuck You Barcode |
|
Fuck You I Won't Do What You Tell Me |
|
Fuck You You Fucking Cunt |
|
Fuck You, You, You, You And Especially YOU |
|
FUCKiNG BADGEZ Mixed Pin Badge Set (10 Pack) |
|
FUCKTARD |
|
Goth As Fuck |
|
I Am A Fucking People Person |
|
I Am So Motherfucking GEEK |
|
I Am So Motherfucking ROCK |
|
I Fuck Dead People |
|
I Fucked Your Mum & All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt |
|
I Fucking Hate Offensive Slogans On T-Shirts... [read more] |
|
I Have The Patience Of A Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff |
|
I Love All The People In The World. Apart From The Cunts [more] |
|
I May Be A FREAK But You Are A Cunt, So FUCK OFF |
|
I May Look Innocent Mess With Me And I'll Fucking Destroy You |
|
I Rule, You Suck So Fuck Off |
|
I'd Fuck Me |
|
I'm Only Fat Because Every Time I Fucked Your Mum...[more] |
|
It Shouldn't Be Legal To Be This FUCKING AWESOME! |
|
It's My Birthday So Give Me A Present Or Fuck Off |
|
It's Not That I Hate You, I Just Wish You Would FUCK OFF & DIE |
|
Just Another Fucked-Up Goth Kid |
|
JUSTIN BIEBER Please Please Please Please Please Please FUCK OFF |
|
Little Miss Go Fuck Yourself |
|
Money Can't Buy You Love It Can Buy You A Cocksucking...Whore |
|
My Dad Fucked My Mum & All They Got Was This Lousy GOTH |
|
No Fucking Swearing |
|
Not Too Fat To Fuck |
|
Opinion Noted, Now FUCK OFF |
|
People Say I Have A Bad Attitude. FUCK THEM AND THEIR MOTHER |
|
Please Respect My Right To Individuality...Son-Of-A-Bitch |
|
Rock Like Fuck |
|
Shut The Fuck Up |
|
So Fucking What? |
|
So, Where The Fuck Is My 15 Minutes |
|
Starfucker |
|
Stop Being So Fucking Emo And Join The Party |
|
Talk To Me And I'll Rip Your Fucking Head Off |
|
What The FUCK Are You Looking At? |
|
Will Fuck For Tattoos |
|
Yes, But I Am God, So Fuck Off |
|
You Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because...FUCKING CHAV! |
|
You Think You're So Damn Cool...FUCK OFF! |
|
666 |
|
Fuck U U Cunt |
|
God Hates Chavs |
|
I Am The AntiChrist I Am An Anarchist (But PLEASE Don't Tell..) |
|
I Have The Patience Of A Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff |
|
I LOVE JESUS. No, Sorry, I Meant Beer. Always [more...] |
|
I Sold My Soul To Satan. Cheeky Twat Wants A Refund. |
|
I'm So Evil I Shit Satan |
|
Jesus Died For Your Sins. You Cunt! |
|
Jesus Smell Your Mum |
|
Jesus Was A Gay |
|
Jesus? Son Of God? Dope Smoking Drug Taking Hippy...More Like! |
|
Real Men Worship SATAN |
|
Satan Is My Bitch |
|
What Would Darth Vader Do? (Star Wars) |
|
What Would Jack Bauer Do? (24) |
|
What Would Jeremy Clarkson Do? (Top Gear) |
|
What Would Satan Do? |
|
Worship Satan. It's Fun! |
|
Yes, But I Am God, So Fuck Off |
|
You Believe In God? That's Nice I've Got An Imaginary Friend Too |
|
A Hard-On Is A Terrible Thing To Waste |
|
All Fat Chicks Give Good Head |
|
Already Tried Drink Drugs Sex & Violence I'm STILL In A [more] |
|
Anal Sex? Fuck That Shit. |
|
Bitch |
|
Bollocks To This, I'm Going Home For A Wank |
|
Boobies |
|
Bored With Sex? Fuck An Epileptic |
|
Born Hard |
|
Calm Down Dear, It's Only My Cock |
|
CENSORED |
|
Cheap AND Nasty |
|
Cockoholic |
|
Committed To Famine Relief. Last Week I Sucked Off An Ethiopian |
|
Crazy For Cock |
|
Cum Loving Bitch Needs Sperm |
|
Cunnilingus Is Hard To Get Your Tongue Round |
|
Cured Virgin |
|
CyberSlut |
|
Deviant |
|
Dildo Model |
|
Dominatrix |
|
Don't Fuck A Blonde Midget. It's Not Big And It's Not Clever. |
|
Don't Just Stand There, Fuck Me |
|
Don't Rape Me, I've Got AIDS |
|
Drink 'Til You Puke, Fuck 'Til You Cum, Rinse And Repeat |
|
Drummers Do It Out Of Time |
|
Fellatio Is A Mouthful |
|
Filthy & Gorgeous |
|
FREE SEX Now I Have Your Attention, Fuck Off! |
|
Fuck Me Hard, Fuck Me Slow, Fuck Me Bitch, Then Fucking Go! |
|
FUCK ME I'm A Rock Star |
|
Full Of Meaty Goodness! |
|
Gay For Droids (Star Wars) |
|
Guitarists Do It Solo |
|
Ho' |
|
I (Heart) Cock |
|
I Am Not A Cheap Tart - I'm A Moderately Expensive One |
|
I Am Not Evil, I Just Look That Way |
|
I Am Not Putting That In My Mouth Until You Wash It |
|
I Am Wet |
|
I Bite |
|
I Download Porn |
|
I Have Boobs Not Brains |
|
I Suffer From Virginity - Cure Me |
|
I'd Fuck Me |
|
I'd Rather Be Fingering Your Mum |
|
I'll Give You A Bone If You Take Me Home |
|
I'm Bad At Behaving |
|
I'm So Sexy I Shit Right Said Fred |
|
I've Got 2 Inches Of Hard Cock With Your Name On It |
|
It Ain't Easy Being Sleazy |
|
Kunt Meister |
|
Like A Human, Only Better |
|
Look At My Boobies, Not Around My Boobies But Directly [more...] |
|
Man Whore |
|
Master |
|
Men Get On My Tits |
|
MILF |
|
Mistress |
|
Mummy, I Want To Be A Porn Star! |
|
My Cock Hurts. Kiss It Better. |
|
My Tits Might Be Fake But At Least My Dick Is Real |
|
Never Mind The Sex Pistols Here's My Bollocks |
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Not Too Fat To Fuck |
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Pervert |
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Press For Attention |
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Princess Layer (Star Wars) |
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Qualified Astronomer. Specialist Subject Uranus |
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Sex + Subversion x Style = SPiT LiKE THiS (+ Backprint!) |
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Sex Addict |
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Sexy Emo Bitch |
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Sexy Goth Bitch |
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She Loves The Cock -> |
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Shut-up And Beg |
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Slave |
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Slut |
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Small Ones Are More Juicy |
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SPiT LiKE THiS 2011 Band & Logo |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Ladies Panties / Thongs / Shorts |
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Starfucker |
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Stop! I Do Not Need Deviant Sex |
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Swallow. What's The Worst That Can Happen? |
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Take Me When I'm Dead And Give Me Head |
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Tattooists Do It With Little Pricks |
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Tattoos Are Like Losing Your Virginity; One Little Prick And... |
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Teenage Lesbian |
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The More Observant Among You May Have Noticed I Suck |
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The Wetter The Better |
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Tits 'n' Tatts |
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TRASH |
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Virgin. All Breakages Must Be Paid For In Blood |
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Virgin. In Case Of Emergency Break Hymen |
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Voted Most Likely To Suck Seed |
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WARNING: May Contain Sex, Drugs & Violence |
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We All Have Ways Of Coping, I Use Sex & Awesomeness |
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Whilst You're Down There |
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Who Needs Romance When You're Doing It Up The Bum? |
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Whore |
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Would You Like To Touch My Moobs? |
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www.multiple.org |
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Yes Yes Yes. Now Shut Up And Let Me Spaff On Your Tits |
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You Arse Cum |
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You Don't Need A Cock To Rock |
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You Get What You Pay For |
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You Must Be At Least 8 Inches To Get On This Ride |
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Not Dead Yet |
|
Sex + Subversion x Style = SPiT LiKE THiS (+ Backprint!) |
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SPiT LiKE THiS "Normalityville Horror" Silhouettes 2010 |
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SPiT LiKE THiS 2011 Band & Logo |
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SPiT LiKE THiS 2011 Skullox & Logo |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Album Artwork + Back Print - FULL COLOUR! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS B-Movie / I'd Rather Be At A SLT Show Backprint |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Bloodsplatter Logo 08 - Choose Your Own Backprint |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Dead Girl Walking |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Explicit Content - Choose Your Own Backprint! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Ladies Panties / Thongs / Shorts |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Normalityville Horror |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Pirate Flag - Choose Your Own Backprint! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Property Of - Choose Your Own Backprint! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Sick Of All The Liars |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Skullox & Logo BABY/TODDLER Sizes |
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SPiT LiKE THiS SKuLLoX (original) - Choose Your Own Backprint! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS SKuLLoX 2007 (+ Backprint!) |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Skullz - Choose Your Own Backprint! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Spitting Logo 08 - Choose Your Own Backprint |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Street Slut 2007 - Optional Backprint |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Suicide Kid B-Movie |
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SPiT LiKE THiS "Anarchy For Two" CD EP *SOLD OUT!* |
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SPiT LiKE THiS "Dragged Kicking & Screaming" CD EP *SOLD OUT!* |
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SPiT LiKE THiS "Normalityville Horror" (UK Issue/2012) Signed CD |
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SPiT LiKE THiS "SCARY TALES: The Collection" CD *SOLD OUT!* |
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SPiT LiKE THiS "Sleaze Sells..But Who's Buying?" EP *SOLD OUT!* |
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SPiT LiKE THiS "The Pop Shot! XXXTRA" CD *SOLD OUT!* |
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SPiT LiKE THiS "We Won't Hurt You..." (UK Issue/2009) Signed CD |
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SPiT LiKE THiS "We Won't Hurt You..." Ultimate CD *SOLD OUT!* |
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40 Assorted CHAVBUSTERS / SMELLYOURMUM / SPiT LiKE THiS Stickers |
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SPiT LiKE THiS "Normalityville Horror" Signed A3 Poster! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Bottle Opener Keyring (2 Choices) |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Skullox 2012 TOTE BAG |
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Alcohol Recycling Plant |
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Alcoholica (Metallica) |
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Already Tried Drink Drugs Sex & Violence I'm STILL In A [more] |
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Bollocks To This, I'm Going Home For A Wank |
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Charlie Up My Bogey Factory (Charlie Sheen) |
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Cheap AND Nasty |
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Drink 'Til You Puke, Fuck 'Til You Cum, Rinse And Repeat |
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I Am Not Drunk There Is Something Wrong With The Gravity... |
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I Am Not Drunk, I Simply Have A Speech Impediment |
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I Am Not Drunk, Just Slightly Spasticated |
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I Like To Smoke. It Makes Me Look Cool |
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I Love To Fart |
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I May Be A Drunk Right Now But You'll Be A Cunt Forever |
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I'm Not Bi-Polar, I'm Bi-Winning (Charlie Sheen) |
|
I'm Not Falling Down Drunk, I'm Accidently Horizontal |
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I'm So Drunk I Shit Amy Winehouse |
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Jesus? Son Of God? Dope Smoking Drug Taking Hippy...More Like! |
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Seriously Considering Alcoholism As A Career Path |
|
Sing Like No-one's Listening...Everyone Will Think You're Pissed |
|
They Farted -> |
|
What Would Charlie Sheen Do? |
|
What Would Walter White Do? (Breaking Bad) |
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...And My Head Bone's Connected To My Nob Bone |
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All Coppers Are Bastards |
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Always Funny Until Someone Gets Hurt. Then It's Just Hilarious |
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Bad Mother Fucker |
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Boobless |
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CHAV WARS: Revenge Of The GOTH (Star Wars) |
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Cupid Stunt |
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CyberSlut |
|
Darth Vader Is My Dad (Star Wars) |
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Darth Vader Wouldn't Put Up With This Shit (Star Wars) |
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Fuck Everything And Become A Bounty Hunter (Star Wars/Boba Fett) |
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Gay. (Adolf Hitler) |
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I (Heart) Cock |
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I Am Skill |
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I Am So Clever That Sometimes I Don't Understand A Single Word.. |
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I Deny Nothing But My Sanity |
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I Eat Bogeys |
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I Fucked Your Mum & All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt |
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I'm Not Fat, I'm A Jabba The Hutt Tribute Act (Star Wars) |
|
I'm So 80's I Shit Rubik's Cubes |
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I'm So Punk I Shit Safety Pins |
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I'm So Small I Shit Smurfs |
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It Ain't Easy Being Sleazy |
|
Le Freak C'est Chic |
|
Lewd, Rude & Tattooed |
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Loser |
|
Mad, Bad & Dangerous To Know |
|
Made From 100% Bad Ass |
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My Boyfriend Went To Ibiza All He Got Me Was This STD |
|
My Phaser Is Set To AWESOME! (Star Trek) |
|
PISS (KISS) |
|
Powered By The Force (Star Wars) |
|
Princess Layer (Star Wars) |
|
Pull My Finger |
|
Rock, Paper, Scissors...MACHINE GUN |
|
Sex, Booze & Tattoos |
|
So, Where The Fuck Is My 15 Minutes |
|
Spazmo |
|
SPiT LiKE THiS Spitting Logo 08 - Choose Your Own Backprint |
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STOP Being A Cunt (Kitchener "Your Country Needs You" Parody) |
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The Wetter The Better |
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TRASH |
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What Would Han Solo Do? (Star Wars) |
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Friends Are People You Just Don't Want To Kill Yet |
|
Fuck The Dead Whilst They Are Still Warm |
|
Goth As Fuck |
|
Guns Kill Chavs Dead! |
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I Can Sleep When I'm Dead. I Can Also Come Back To Life...[more] |
|
I Don't Suffer Fools Gladly, I KILL THEM. |
|
I Fuck Dead People |
|
I Like To Smoke. It Makes Me Look Cool |
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I Shot Bin Laden |
|
I'm Going To Hell, What's Your Excuse? |
|
I'm So Goth I'm Dead |
|
It's Not That I Hate You, I Just Wish You Would FUCK OFF & DIE |
|
Kill A Townie |
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Respect The Dead - Wear A Condom |
|
Rib Cage |
|
Skull |
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Skullheart |
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Take Me When I'm Dead And Give Me Head |
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The Only Way I'd Lay Naked With You Is In A Mass Grave |
|
WARNING Contains Swine Flu |
|
ZOMBIE |
|
Zombie Holocaust Denier |
|
A.T.T.I.T.U.D.E. |
|
Alcoholica (Metallica) |
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Busted & McFly Please Please Please Please...FUCK OFF |
|
Charlie Up My Bogey Factory (Charlie Sheen) |
|
Cheap AND Nasty |
|
Deviant |
|
Don't You Know Who I Am? I'm In A Rock 'n' Roll Band |
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Don't You Know Who The Fuck I Think I Am? |
|
Drink 'Til You Puke, Fuck 'Til You Cum, Rinse And Repeat |
|
Drummers Do It Out Of Time |
|
Every Mother's Nightmare |
|
Filthy & Gorgeous |
|
Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate |
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Fuck Football, Let's Rock!! |
|
FUCK ME I'm A Rock Star |
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Fuck You I Won't Do What You Tell Me |
|
Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go To Tattoo Studios |
|
Guitarists Do It Solo |
|
I Am Not Drunk There Is Something Wrong With The Gravity... |
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I Am Not Drunk, I Simply Have A Speech Impediment |
|
I Am So Motherfucking ROCK |
|
I Bite |
|
I Express My Inner Rage And Turmoil Through Tattoos |
|
I Hate Everything About YOU |
|
I Like To Smoke. It Makes Me Look Cool |
|
I Taught The Devil Everything He Knows |
|
I'd Rather Be Getting A Tattoo |
|
I'm Not Bi-Polar, I'm Bi-Winning (Charlie Sheen) |
|
I'm Not Insane I'm Misunderstood |
|
I'm So Glam I Shit Glitter |
|
I'm So Metal I Shit Studs |
|
Inkaholic (Tattoo) |
|
It Ain't Easy Being Sleazy |
|
It Shouldn't Be Legal To Be This FUCKING AWESOME! |
|
JUSTIN BIEBER Please Please Please Please Please Please FUCK OFF |
|
Lewd, Rude & Tattooed |
|
Mosh Or Die |
|
My Dad Fucked My Mum & All They Got Was This Lousy GOTH |
|
My Skin Is A Canvas, Yours Is A Blank Page |
|
Never Mind The Sex Pistols Here's My Bollocks |
|
Nice Tattoo. Did You Do It Yourself? |
|
Not Dead Yet |
|
PISS (KISS) |
|
Recovering Brain Donor |
|
Rib Cage |
|
Rock Like Fuck |
|
Seriously Considering Alcoholism As A Career Path |
|
Sex, Booze & Tattoos |
|
Sick, Twisted And Loving It! |
|
SPiT LiKE THiS "Normalityville Horror" Silhouettes 2010 |
|
SPiT LiKE THiS 2011 Band & Logo |
|
SPiT LiKE THiS 2011 Skullox & Logo |
|
SPiT LiKE THiS Album Artwork + Back Print - FULL COLOUR! |
|
SPiT LiKE THiS Bloodsplatter Logo 08 - Choose Your Own Backprint |
|
SPiT LiKE THiS Dead Girl Walking |
|
SPiT LiKE THiS Ladies Panties / Thongs / Shorts |
|
SPiT LiKE THiS Normalityville Horror |
|
SPiT LiKE THiS Sick Of All The Liars |
|
SPiT LiKE THiS Skullox & Logo BABY/TODDLER Sizes |
|
SPiT LiKE THiS SKuLLoX 2007 (+ Backprint!) |
|
SPiT LiKE THiS Suicide Kid B-Movie |
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Starfucker |
|
Stop Being So Fucking Emo And Join The Party |
|
Tattooists Do It With Little Pricks |
|
Tattoos Are Like Losing Your Virginity; One Little Prick And... |
|
TRASH |
|
Unique |
|
What Would Charlie Sheen Do? |
|
Will Fuck For Tattoos |
|
Yes, They Are Real. Yes, They Did Hurt. No, I Won't Regret... |
|
You Can't Arrest Me, I'm A Rock Star! |
|
You Don't Need A Cock To Rock |
|
You Think You're So Damn Cool...FUCK OFF! |
|
ZOMBIE |
|
"Oh Cock!" (James May/Top Gear) |
|
"Screw" U |
|
"special" |
|
...And My Head Bone's Connected To My Nob Bone |
|
...I Was Not Made Overlord Of The Universe In My Last Promotion |
|
...I'm Better Than The People On The Jeremy Kyle Show (cont'd) |
|
Actually, The World DOES Revolve Around Me |
|
Alcoholica (Metallica) |
|
All Fat Chicks Give Good Head |
|
Almost Too Awesome To Function |
|
Already Tried Drink Drugs Sex & Violence I'm STILL In A [more] |
|
Always Funny Until Someone Gets Hurt. Then It's Just Hilarious |
|
Ambivalence Is So Meh |
|
Anal Sex? Fuck That Shit. |
|
Are You A Man Or A Mouse? (Or A Cunt?) |
|
Attention Seeker |
|
BE YOURSELF Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always BE A UNICORN |
|
Beauty AND Brians |
|
Big Brother Reject |
|
Bollocks To This, I'm Going Home For A Wank |
|
Boobies |
|
Boobless |
|
Bored With Sex? Fuck An Epileptic |
|
Born Hard |
|
Brain Sold Separately |
|
Busted & McFly Please Please Please Please...FUCK OFF |
|
Calm Down Dear, It's Only My Cock |
|
Cattle Prodder |
|
CENSORED |
|
Charlie Up My Bogey Factory (Charlie Sheen) |
|
CHAV WARS: Revenge Of The GOTH (Star Wars) |
|
ChavBusters (Ghostbusters) |
|
Chavs Are People Too. Just Really Ugly, Gormless Ones |
|
Chavs Have The Lurgy |
|
Chavs Suck, Innit |
|
Chavs, Townies, Neds, Pikeys...I Just Call Them TWATS |
|
Chavs. Round Them All Up In A Big Field And Bomb The Bastards |
|
Chavs: The Drooling Class |
|
CHAVS=EPIC FAIL! |
|
Cock-muncher |
|
Cockoholic |
|
Committed To Famine Relief. Last Week I Sucked Off An Ethiopian |
|
Crayons Taste Colourful |
|
Crazy For Cock |
|
Cum Loving Bitch Needs Sperm |
|
Cunnilingus Is Hard To Get Your Tongue Round |
|
CUNT. Actually, It IS Big & It IS Clever |
|
CUNTS [with arrows pointing everywhere!] |
|
Cupid Stunt |
|
CyberSlut |
|
Damned If You Do, Disappointed If You Don't |
|
Darth Vader Wouldn't Put Up With This Shit (Star Wars) |
|
Dildo Model |
|
Disabled Cock |
|
Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? |
|
Do Your Bit For Political Correctness Fuck A Fat Bloke |
|
Do Your Bit For Political Correctness Fuck A Fat Chick |
|
Do Your Bit For Political Correctness Fuck An Ugly Bloke |
|
Don't Fuck A Blonde Midget. It's Not Big And It's Not Clever. |
|
Drink 'Til You Puke, Fuck 'Til You Cum, Rinse And Repeat |
|
Drummers Do It Out Of Time |
|
Ethically Challenged |
|
Find A Chav, Beat It Up, And All Day You'll Have Good Luck! |
|
FREE SEX Now I Have Your Attention, Fuck Off! |
|
Freud Was Right, I Do Want To Fuck My Mum |
|
Friends Are People You Just Don't Want To Kill Yet |
|
Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate |
|
Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate T-Shirt / Bag / Keyring SAVE |
|
FUCK ME I'm A Rock Star |
|
Fuck Off, I'm On |
|
Fuck This Shit, I'm Going Chav Hunting |
|
Fuck This Shit, It's Time To Use JEDI POWER (Star Wars) |
|
FUCKTARD |
|
Full Of Meaty Goodness! |
|
Gay. (Adolf Hitler) |
|
Go Crazy And Kill Everyone (Keep Calm And Carry On) |
|
Goffy The Chav Slayer (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) |
|
Goffy The Townie Slayer |
|
Going To Take Over The World Got Distracted By Something Sparkly |
|
Goths Don't Grow Old, They Just Wear More Makeup |
|
Guitarists Do It Solo |
|
Guns Kill Chavs Dead! |
|
Hamster - Small, Fast, Furry (Richard Hammond/Top Gear) |
|
Has Anyone Seen My Mind? I Seem To Have Misplaced It. |
|
He Is Gay -> |
|
How About Never? Is Never Good For You? |
|
I Am A Cunt |
|
I Am A Fucking People Person |
|
I Am Clearly Right And Anyone Who Disagrees Is A Paedophile. |
|
I Am Immune To Your Mind Control Techniques But Will... [more] |
|
I Am Not A Cheap Tart - I'm A Moderately Expensive One |
|
I Am Not Drunk There Is Something Wrong With The Gravity... |
|
I Am Not Drunk, I Simply Have A Speech Impediment |
|
I Am Not Drunk, Just Slightly Spasticated |
|
I Am Not Putting That In My Mouth Until You Wash It |
|
I Am Not Stupid, I Am Possessed By A Retarded Ghost |
|
I Am Skill |
|
I Am So Clever That Sometimes I Don't Understand A Single Word.. |
|
I Am The AntiChrist I Am An Anarchist (But PLEASE Don't Tell..) |
|
I Am The Only Goth In The Village |
|
I Bite |
|
I Deny Nothing But My Sanity |
|
I Did The Bad Thing Again |
|
I Don't Make The Rules, I Just Break Them |
|
I Don't Wish To Be Rude Your Face Looks Like It Has Donkey Aids |
|
I Download Porn |
|
I Eat Bogeys |
|
I Fucked Your Mum & All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt |
|
I Go From 0-Awesome In 5 Seconds |
|
I Have Boobs Not Brains |
|
I Have The Patience Of A Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff |
|
I Know You Are But What Am I? (Pee Wee Herman) |
|
I Like Children. They Are Tasty. |
|
I Like You. I Shall Kill You Last. (Original Style) |
|
I Like You. I Shall Kill You Last. (Commando) NEW STYLE! |
|
I Like You. When I Rule The World, Your Death Will Be Quick &... |
|
I Love All The People In The World. Apart From The Cunts [more] |
|
I LOVE JESUS. No, Sorry, I Meant Beer. Always [more...] |
|
I Love To Fart |
|
I May Be A Drunk Right Now But You'll Be A Cunt Forever |
|
I May Be A FREAK But You Are A Cunt, So FUCK OFF |
|
I Need To Burn Some Calories. Get Me A Fat Kid And A Lighter |
|
I Rule, You Suck So Fuck Off |
|
I Shot Bin Laden |
|
I Sold My Soul To SATAN And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt |
|
I Survived Swine Flu! |
|
I Taught The Devil Everything He Knows |
|
I Think I Am About To Have A Tantrum |
|
I Was Perfectly Happy In My Own Little World Until You [more] |
|
I'd Fuck Me |
|
I'd Rather Be Fingering Your Mum |
|
I'll Give You A Bone If You Take Me Home |
|
I'm At A Difficult Age. Still. |
|
I'm Bad At Behaving |
|
I'm Going To Hell, What's Your Excuse? |
|
I'm Not Arguing, I'm Explaining Why I Am Right |
|
I'm Not Bi-Polar, I'm Bi-Winning (Charlie Sheen) |
|
I'm Not Blaming You, I'm Just Saying It's All Your Fault |
|
I'm Not Falling Down Drunk, I'm Accidently Horizontal |
|
I'm Not Fat, I'm A Jabba The Hutt Tribute Act (Star Wars) |
|
I'm Not Insane, I'm Mentally Hilarious |
|
I'm Not Retarded, I Just Act That Way |
|
I'm Not Sick, I'm Morally Flexible |
|
I'm Only Emo When I Have My Period |
|
I'm Only Fat Because Every Time I Fucked Your Mum...[more] |
|
I'm So 80's I Shit Rubik's Cubes |
|
I'm So Cute I Shit Kittens |
|
I'm So Drunk I Shit Amy Winehouse |
|
I'm So Emo I Shit Eyeliner |
|
I'm So English I Shit Cups Of Tea |
|
I'm So Fat I Shit Donuts |
|
I'm So Goth I Punched A Care Bear |
|
I'm So Goth I Shit Bats |
|
I'm So Goth I'm Dead |
|
I'm So Jedi I Shit Lightsabers (Star Wars) |
|
I'm So Metal I Shit Studs |
|
I'm So Punk I Shit Safety Pins |
|
I'm So Satanic I Shit Fire & Brimstone |
|
I'm So Sexy I Shit Right Said Fred |
|
I'm So Small I Shit Smurfs |
|
I'm So Stupid I Shit Piss |
|
I'm Sorry, Could You Repeat That, I Don't Speak Retard |
|
I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of My Awesomeness |
|
I'm Sorry, You Must Think I Value Your Opinion |
|
I'm With Cuntface |
|
I've Got 2 Inches Of Hard Cock With Your Name On It |
|
I've Turned Stupid, Drunken Behaviour Into An Art Form. |
|
If All Men Are Created Equal, How Come I'm So Much Better [more] |
|
If I Delete You From My Facebook Page...I Think You're A Cunt. |
|
If I Did It, It Was Done In The Name Of Art |
|
If I Do Anything That Annoys You Please Let Me Know SO I [more] |
|
If I Gave A Shit, You'd Be The First Person I'd Give It To |
|
If You're A Townie And You Know It Smell Your Mum |
|
In An Infinite Universe...You Would Still Be A Cunt. [more] |
|
Is It Safe To Open My Eyes Yet, Or Are You Still There? |
|
Is That Your Face Or Has Your Neck Just Vomited? |
|
It's My Birthday So Give Me A Present Or Fuck Off |
|
It's Not Easy Being An Evil Genius |
|
It's Only Unethical If You Get Caught |
|
Jesus Died For Your Sins. You Cunt! |
|
Jesus Was A Gay |
|
Join The KiLL A CHAV Campaign 2006 NOW! |
|
JUSTIN BIEBER Please Please Please Please Please Please FUCK OFF |
|
Kill A Chav |
|
Kill A Townie |
|
Kill A Townie (Skullshot) |
|
Kill The Crazy Frog |
|
Kunt Meister |
|
Ladies & Gentlemen...For Your Viewing Pleasure, May I Present ME |
|
Little Miss Go Fuck Yourself |
|
Look At Me |
|
Look At My Boobies, Not Around My Boobies But Directly [more...] |
|
Loser |
|
Lots Of People Try My Patience... AND FAIL! |
|
Made From 100% Bad Ass |
|
Made From 100% Pure Awesome |
|
Man Whore |
|
Mess With Me And I'll Gut You Like A Tauntaun (Star Wars) |
|
Money Can't Buy You Love It Can Buy You A Cocksucking...Whore |
|
Mong |
|
Mummy, I Want To Be A Porn Star! |
|
My Cock Hurts. Kiss It Better. |
|
My Dad Fucked My Mum & All They Got Was This Lousy GOTH |
|
My Phaser Is Set To AWESOME! (Star Trek) |
|
My Stupidity Undermines My Credibility As An Evil Genius |
|
My Tits Might Be Fake But At Least My Dick Is Real |
|
Natural Born Trouble Maker |
|
Nazi's Against Kittens |
|
Neighbourhood Freak |
|
Never Mind The Sex Pistols Here's My Bollocks |
|
No Fucking Swearing |
|
Not All Goths Are Goat Killing Satanists...But I Am |
|
Not Too Fat To Fuck |
|
Nothing Stresses Me Out Except Having To... (The Office/Dwight) |
|
Nuke A Chav |
|
Of Course You Can Express Your Opinion. As Long As You Don't... |
|
Old Enough To Know Better |
|
One Day I Shall Enslave The Human Race. Provided I Can Be Arsed. |
|
One Day, T-Shirts Will Rule...Until Then, I'll Be On This Idiot |
|
Opinions & Children: Two Things Dumb People Shouldn't Be Allowed |
|
PAEDOPHILE -> [finger pointing] |
|
Paedophile. Howzabout That Then. (Jimmy Savile) |
|
Pervert |
|
PISS (KISS) |
|
Poke Me, I Dare You... |
|
Porn Star? Failed Actress With A Sloppy Bucket...More Like! |
|
Powered By The Force (Star Wars) |
|
Press For Attention |
|
Pull My Finger |
|
Qualified Astronomer. Specialist Subject Uranus |
|
Real Men Worship SATAN |
|
Recovering Brain Donor |
|
Respect The Dead - Wear A Condom |
|
Retard |
|
Rock, Paper, Scissors...MACHINE GUN |
|
Sadly For Me, There Is No Known Cure For Being Awesome |
|
Satan Is My Bitch |
|
Save The Whales. Harpoon A Chav Instead. |
|
Seriously Considering Alcoholism As A Career Path |
|
She Loves The Cock -> |
|
Sing Like No-one's Listening...Everyone Will Think You're Pissed |
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STAND BACK Or Be Blinded By My Awesomeness |
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STOP Being A Cunt (Kitchener "Your Country Needs You" Parody) |
|
STOP Being A Cunt T-Shirt / Bag / Keyring SAVE-A-BUNDLE! |
|
Stop Being So Fucking Emo And Join The Party |
|
STOP POLICE! Don't Shoot! I Am NOT A Terrorist. |
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Stop! I Do Not Need Deviant Sex |
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Talking To Myself Because It's The Only Way I Can Sure... [more] |
|
Tattooists Do It With Little Pricks |
|
TATTOOS Suck It Up, Pussy, They're Not Licked On By Kittens |
|
Tense, Nervous Headache? Serves You Right, You Cunt |
|
That's What She Said (The Office) |
|
The Only Difference Between Tattooed & Untattooed People Is... |
|
The Only Way I'd Lay Naked With You Is In A Mass Grave |
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The Wetter The Better |
|
They Farted -> |
|
Tits 'n' Tatts |
|
Top 10 Great Chav Insults! |
|
Top Gear Bundle - Clarkson, May, Hammond - SAVE £8.98 |
|
Until They Invent A More Accurate Word To Describe You, CUNT... |
|
Virgin. All Breakages Must Be Paid For In Blood |
|
Voted Most Likely To Suck Seed |
|
WARNING Contains Swine Flu |
|
WARNING! I Say "Cunt" A Lot |
|
Warning! Spaz Attack Imminent |
|
WARNING: Chavs Give You AIDS |
|
WARNING: May Contain Sex, Drugs & Violence |
|
We All Have Ways Of Coping, I Use Sex & Awesomeness |
|
Went To The Doctor Who Diagnosed An Acute Case Of Being Awesome |
|
What Would Charlie Sheen Do? |
|
What Would Darth Vader Do? (Star Wars) |
|
What Would Han Solo Do? (Star Wars) |
|
What Would Jack Bauer Do? (24) |
|
What Would Jeremy Clarkson Do? (Top Gear) |
|
What Would Satan Do? |
|
Whatever It Was, I Didn't Do It. |
|
Whilst You're Down There |
|
Who Needs Romance When You're Doing It Up The Bum? |
|
Will Work For Awesome Ninja Powers |
|
WORSHIP ME For I Am Your Leader |
|
Worship Satan. It's Fun! |
|
Would You Like To Touch My Moobs? |
|
www.multiple.org |
|
Yes Yes Yes. Now Shut Up And Let Me Spaff On Your Tits |
|
Yes, But I Am God, So Fuck Off |
|
You Appear Intelligent But, When You Open Your Mouth... |
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You Can't Arrest Me, I'm A Rock Star! |
|
You Get What You Pay For |
|
You Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because...FUCKING CHAV! |
|
You Smell Of BUM |
|
You'd Be Surprised How Much Can Be Achieved With Just... |
|
YOU'RE A CUNT Sorry, I Meant To Say Hello |
|
You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia |
|
Your Opinion Is Irrelevant You Are A Cunt And I Hate Your Face |
|
"Screw" U |
|
A Saint I Ain't |
|
Actually, The World DOES Revolve Around Me |
|
Alcohol Recycling Plant |
|
Alcoholica (Metallica) |
|
Always Funny Until Someone Gets Hurt. Then It's Just Hilarious |
|
Ambivalence Is So Meh |
|
Bad Mother Fracker (Battlestar Galactica) |
|
Beauty AND Brians |
|
Big Brother Reject |
|
Boobless |
|
Calm Down Dear, It's Only My Cock |
|
Carpe Clunge (The Inbetweeners) |
|
CENSORED |
|
Charlie Up My Bogey Factory (Charlie Sheen) |
|
CHAV WARS: Revenge Of The GOTH (Star Wars) |
|
ChavBusters (Ghostbusters) |
|
Chavs Suck, Innit |
|
Chavs, Townies, Neds, Pikeys...I Just Call Them TWATS |
|
Chavs: The Drooling Class |
|
Cockoholic |
|
Cunnilingus Is Hard To Get Your Tongue Round |
|
Cupid Stunt |
|
Damned If You Do, Disappointed If You Don't |
|
Disabled Cock |
|
Don't Fuck A Blonde Midget. It's Not Big And It's Not Clever. |
|
Don't Hate Me Because I Am Beautiful. Hate Me Because... |
|
Ethically Challenged |
|
Find A Chav, Beat It Up, And All Day You'll Have Good Luck! |
|
FREE SEX Now I Have Your Attention, Fuck Off! |
|
Fuck You Barcode |
|
God Hates Chavs |
|
Goffy The Chav Slayer (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) |
|
Goffy The Townie Slayer |
|
Goths Don't Grow Old, They Just Wear More Makeup |
|
Guitarists Do It Solo |
|
Has Anyone Seen My Mind? I Seem To Have Misplaced It. |
|
How About Never? Is Never Good For You? |
|
I Am Not Drunk There Is Something Wrong With The Gravity... |
|
I Am So Clever That Sometimes I Don't Understand A Single Word.. |
|
I Am Vice President In Charge Of Being Awesome |
|
I Deny Nothing But My Sanity |
|
I Don't Suffer Fools Gladly, I KILL THEM. |
|
I Express My Inner Rage And Turmoil Through Tattoos |
|
I Have The Patience Of A Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff |
|
I Sold My Soul To SATAN And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt |
|
I Taught The Devil Everything He Knows |
|
I Was Perfectly Happy In My Own Little World Until You [more] |
|
I'm A Schizophrenic. And So Am I |
|
I'm Not Arguing, I'm Explaining Why I Am Right |
|
I'm Not Bi-Polar, I'm Bi-Winning (Charlie Sheen) |
|
I'm Not Blaming You, I'm Just Saying It's All Your Fault |
|
I'm So 80's I Shit Rubik's Cubes |
|
I'm So Goth I Shit Bats |
|
I'm So Metal I Shit Studs |
|
I'm So Punk I Shit Safety Pins |
|
I'm So Satanic I Shit Fire & Brimstone |
|
I'm So Sexy I Shit Right Said Fred |
|
I'm Sorry, You Must Think I Value Your Opinion |
|
I've Turned Stupid, Drunken Behaviour Into An Art Form. |
|
If All Men Are Created Equal, How Come I'm So Much Better [more] |
|
If I Did It, It Was Done In The Name Of Art |
|
If I Gave A Shit, You'd Be The First Person I'd Give It To |
|
It's Not Easy Being An Evil Genius |
|
It's Only Unethical If You Get Caught |
|
Judge Me For Who I Am, Not What I Look Like |
|
L-R (Print Goes On Tits - geddit?!) |
|
Ladies & Gentlemen...For Your Viewing Pleasure, May I Present ME |
|
Le Freak C'est Chic |
|
Like A Human, Only Better |
|
Living Is The Slowest Form Of Suicide |
|
Loser |
|
Lots Of People Try My Patience... AND FAIL! |
|
Lowest Common Denominator |
|
Mad, Bad & Dangerous To Know |
|
Men Get On My Tits |
|
My Cock Hurts. Kiss It Better. |
|
My Dad Fucked My Mum & All They Got Was This Lousy GOTH |
|
My Phaser Is Set To AWESOME! (Star Trek) |
|
My Skin Is A Canvas, Yours Is A Blank Page |
|
My Stupidity Undermines My Credibility As An Evil Genius |
|
Never Mind The Sex Pistols Here's My Bollocks |
|
Not All Goths Are Goat Killing Satanists...But I Am |
|
Not Dead Yet |
|
One Day, T-Shirts Will Rule...Until Then, I'll Be On This Idiot |
|
Opinions & Children: Two Things Dumb People Shouldn't Be Allowed |
|
Please Respect My Right To Individuality...Son-Of-A-Bitch |
|
Press For Attention |
|
Princess Layer (Star Wars) |
|
Qualified Astronomer. Specialist Subject Uranus |
|
Rock, Paper, Scissors...MACHINE GUN |
|
Rule Satanica |
|
Sick And Twisted? Me? Why, Thank You For Noticing |
|
Sing Like No-one's Listening...Everyone Will Think You're Pissed |
|
Skullheart |
|
Smoking Is For Fags |
|
So, Where The Fuck Is My 15 Minutes |
|
STOP Being A Cunt (Kitchener "Your Country Needs You" Parody) |
|
STOP POLICE! Don't Shoot! I Am NOT A Terrorist. |
|
Suicide Is A Gas |
|
Tattooists Do It With Little Pricks |
|
Tattoos Are Like Losing Your Virginity; One Little Prick And... |
|
The Only Way I'd Lay Naked With You Is In A Mass Grave |
|
Tits 'n' Tatts |
|
Virgin. In Case Of Emergency Break Hymen |
|
Voted Most Likely To Suck Seed |
|
WARNING: May Contain Sex, Drugs & Violence |
|
What Would Jack Bauer Do? (24) |
|
Whilst You're Down There |
|
Who Are You To Judge Me? |
|
Will Work For Awesome Ninja Powers |
|
www.multiple.org |
|
www.suckmy.co.ck |
|
Yes, They Are Real. Yes, They Did Hurt. No, I Won't Regret... |
|
You Appear Intelligent But, When You Open Your Mouth... |
|
You Arse Cum |
|
You Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because...FUCKING CHAV! |
|
You Seem To Be Immune To My Mind Control Techniques |
|
You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia |
|
Your Opinion Counts...FOR NOTHING! |
|
Zombie Holocaust Denier |
|
All Fat Chicks Give Good Head |
|
Do Your Bit For Political Correctness Fuck A Fat Bloke |
|
How The Fuck Did This Happen? (Belly Print) |
|
I Need To Burn Some Calories. Get Me A Fat Kid And A Lighter |
|
I'm Not Fat, I'm A Jabba The Hutt Tribute Act (Star Wars) |
|
I'm Only Fat Because Every Time I Fucked Your Mum...[more] |
|
I'm So Fat I Shit Donuts |
|
Not Too Fat To Fuck |
|
Would You Like To Touch My Moobs? |
|
666 |
|
At My Signal, Unleash HELL (Russell Crowe / Gladiator) |
|
Damned If You Do, Disappointed If You Don't |
|
Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go To Tattoo Studios |
|
I Am Not Evil, I Just Look That Way |
|
I Am The AntiChrist I Am An Anarchist (But PLEASE Don't Tell..) |
|
I Can Sleep When I'm Dead. I Can Also Come Back To Life...[more] |
|
I LOVE JESUS. No, Sorry, I Meant Beer. Always [more...] |
|
I Sold My Soul To SATAN And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt |
|
I Sold My Soul To Satan. Cheeky Twat Wants A Refund. |
|
I Taught The Devil Everything He Knows |
|
I'm Going To Hell, What's Your Excuse? |
|
I'm So Bad, The Devil Worships Me |
|
I'm So Evil I Shit Satan |
|
I'm So Satanic I Shit Fire & Brimstone |
|
Not All Goths Are Goat Killing Satanists...But I Am |
|
Real Men Worship SATAN |
|
Rule Satanica |
|
Satan Is My Bitch |
|
Satan Loves You |
|
SATANiC BADGEZ Mixed Pin Badge Set (10 Pack) |
|
The Devil Made Me Do It And I'd Do It Again |
|
What Would Satan Do? |
|
Which Way To Hell? |
|
You Believe In God? That's Nice I've Got An Imaginary Friend Too |
|
...I'm Better Than The People On The Jeremy Kyle Show (cont'd) |
|
ANTi-CHAV Mixed Pin Badge Set 1 (10 Pack) |
|
Chav Genocide NOW |
|
CHAV WARS: Revenge Of The GOTH (Star Wars) |
|
CHAV WARS: The Goths Strike Back (Star Wars) |
|
ChavBusters (Ghostbusters) |
|
Chavs Are People Too. Just Really Ugly, Gormless Ones |
|
Chavs Are The Disease. Meet The Cure |
|
Chavs Have The Lurgy |
|
Chavs Suck, Innit |
|
Chavs, Townies, Neds, Pikeys...I Just Call Them TWATS |
|
Chavs. Round Them All Up In A Big Field And Bomb The Bastards |
|
Chavs: The Drooling Class |
|
CHAVS=EPIC FAIL! |
|
Find A Chav, Beat It Up, And All Day You'll Have Good Luck! |
|
Fuck This Shit, I'm Going Chav Hunting |
|
Fuck This Shit, I'm Going Townie Hunting |
|
God Hates Chavs |
|
Goffy The Chav Slayer (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) |
|
Goffy The Townie Slayer |
|
Guns Kill Chavs Dead! |
|
I Hate Chavs |
|
I May Look Innocent Mess With Me And I'll Fucking Destroy You |
|
If You're A Townie And You Know It Smell Your Mum |
|
Is That Your Face Or Has Your Neck Just Vomited? |
|
Join The KiLL A CHAV Campaign 2006 NOW! |
|
Kill A Chav |
|
Kill A Townie |
|
Kill A Townie (Skullshot) |
|
Nothing Wrong With You That A Punch In The Face Couldn't Fix |
|
Nuke A Chav |
|
Opinions & Children: Two Things Dumb People Shouldn't Be Allowed |
|
Save Society: Neuter A Chav TODAY! |
|
Save The Whales. Harpoon A Chav Instead. |
|
Talking To Myself Because It's The Only Way I Can Sure... [more] |
|
Top 10 Great Chav Insults! |
|
WARNING: Chavs Give You AIDS |
|
What The FUCK Are You Looking At? |
|
You Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because...FUCKING CHAV! |
|
"Oh Cock!" (James May/Top Gear) |
|
"Screw" U |
|
"special" |
|
...And My Head Bone's Connected To My Nob Bone |
|
...I Was Not Made Overlord Of The Universe In My Last Promotion |
|
...I'm Better Than The People On The Jeremy Kyle Show (cont'd) |
|
Actually, The World DOES Revolve Around Me |
|
Alcohol Recycling Plant |
|
All Fat Chicks Give Good Head |
|
Almost Too Awesome To Function |
|
Already Tried Drink Drugs Sex & Violence I'm STILL In A [more] |
|
Always Funny Until Someone Gets Hurt. Then It's Just Hilarious |
|
Ambivalence Is So Meh |
|
Anal Sex? Fuck That Shit. |
|
Anti-Social Cunt |
|
Are You A Man Or A Mouse? (Or A Cunt?) |
|
BE YOURSELF Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always BE A UNICORN |
|
Beauty AND Brians |
|
Being Unstable And Bitchy Is All Part Of My Mystique |
|
Bollocks To This, I'm Going Home For A Wank |
|
Boobies |
|
Born Hard |
|
Brain Sold Separately |
|
Busted & McFly Please Please Please Please...FUCK OFF |
|
Calm Down Dear, It's Only My Cock |
|
Carpe Clunge (The Inbetweeners) |
|
Cattle Prodder |
|
Charlie Up My Bogey Factory (Charlie Sheen) |
|
ChavBusters (Ghostbusters) |
|
Chavs Are People Too. Just Really Ugly, Gormless Ones |
|
Chavs Have The Lurgy |
|
Chavs Suck, Innit |
|
Chavs: The Drooling Class |
|
CHAVS=EPIC FAIL! |
|
Cheap AND Nasty |
|
Cock-muncher |
|
Cockoholic |
|
Committed To Famine Relief. Last Week I Sucked Off An Ethiopian |
|
Crayons Taste Colourful |
|
Crazy For Cock |
|
CUNT. Actually, It IS Big & It IS Clever |
|
CUNTS [with arrows pointing everywhere!] |
|
Cupid Stunt |
|
Darth Vader Is My Dad (Star Wars) |
|
Darth Vader Wouldn't Put Up With This Shit (Star Wars) |
|
Do As I Say Or Fuck Off |
|
Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? |
|
Don't Fuck A Blonde Midget. It's Not Big And It's Not Clever. |
|
Don't Rape Me, I've Got AIDS |
|
Don't You Know Who I Am? I'm In A Rock 'n' Roll Band |
|
Don't You Know Who The Fuck I Think I Am? |
|
Drummers Do It Out Of Time |
|
Find A Chav, Beat It Up, And All Day You'll Have Good Luck! |
|
Friends Are People You Just Don't Want To Kill Yet |
|
Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate |
|
Fuck Football, Let's Rock!! |
|
Fuck Off, I Don't Do Nice |
|
Fuck This Shit, It's Time To Use JEDI POWER (Star Wars) |
|
Fuck You, You, You, You And Especially YOU |
|
FUCKTARD |
|
Full Of Meaty Goodness! |
|
Gay For Droids (Star Wars) |
|
Gay. (Adolf Hitler) |
|
Go Crazy And Kill Everyone (Keep Calm And Carry On) |
|
Going To Take Over The World Got Distracted By Something Sparkly |
|
Goths Are People Too |
|
Guitarists Do It Solo |
|
Guns Kill Chavs Dead! |
|
Hamster - Small, Fast, Furry (Richard Hammond/Top Gear) |
|
He Is Gay -> |
|
How About Never? Is Never Good For You? |
|
I Am A Cunt |
|
I Am A Fucking People Person |
|
I Am An Equal Opportunities Arsehole |
|
I Am Clearly Right And Anyone Who Disagrees Is A Paedophile. |
|
I Am Immune To Your Mind Control Techniques But Will... [more] |
|
I Am Not Drunk, I Simply Have A Speech Impediment |
|
I Am Not Drunk, Just Slightly Spasticated |
|
I Am Not Evil, I Just Look That Way |
|
I Am Not Stupid, I Am Possessed By A Retarded Ghost |
|
I Am Skill |
|
I Am So Clever That Sometimes I Don't Understand A Single Word.. |
|
I Am So Motherfucking GEEK |
|
I Am So Motherfucking ROCK |
|
I Am The AntiChrist I Am An Anarchist (But PLEASE Don't Tell..) |
|
I Am The Only Goth In The Village |
|
I Am Vice President In Charge Of Being Awesome |
|
I Bite |
|
I Blame The Parents |
|
I Demand Attention |
|
I Did The Bad Thing Again |
|
I Don't Do Rules |
|
I Don't Wish To Be Rude Your Face Looks Like It Has Donkey Aids |
|
I Download Porn |
|
I Eat Bogeys |
|
I Fucked Your Mum & All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt |
|
I Fucking Hate Offensive Slogans On T-Shirts... [read more] |
|
I Go From 0-Awesome In 5 Seconds |
|
I Hate Everything About YOU |
|
I Have PMT And A Weapon |
|
I Have The Patience Of A Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff |
|
I Know You Are But What Am I? (Pee Wee Herman) |
|
I Like Children. They Are Tasty. |
|
I Like To Smoke. It Makes Me Look Cool |
|
I Like You. I Shall Kill You Last. (Original Style) |
|
I Like You. I Shall Kill You Last. (Commando) NEW STYLE! |
|
I Like You. When I Rule The World, Your Death Will Be Quick &... |
|
I Love All The People In The World. Apart From The Cunts [more] |
|
I LOVE JESUS. No, Sorry, I Meant Beer. Always [more...] |
|
I Love To Fart |
|
I May Look Innocent Mess With Me And I'll Fucking Destroy You |
|
I Need To Burn Some Calories. Get Me A Fat Kid And A Lighter |
|
I Rule, You Suck So Fuck Off |
|
I Sold My Soul To Satan. Cheeky Twat Wants A Refund. |
|
I Specialise In Wrong |
|
I Survived Swine Flu! |
|
I Think I Am About To Have A Tantrum |
|
I Want Goblets Made From The Skulls Of My Enemies |
|
I Was Perfectly Happy In My Own Little World Until You [more] |
|
I'd Fuck Me |
|
I'd Rather Be Fingering Your Mum |
|
I'm At A Difficult Age. Still. |
|
I'm Kind Of Surprised I'm Not An Action Figure By Now! |
|
I'm Not Arguing, I'm Explaining Why I Am Right |
|
I'm Not Bi-Polar, I'm Bi-Winning (Charlie Sheen) |
|
I'm Not Blaming You, I'm Just Saying It's All Your Fault |
|
I'm Not Falling Down Drunk, I'm Accidently Horizontal |
|
I'm Not Fat, I'm A Jabba The Hutt Tribute Act (Star Wars) |
|
I'm Not Insane, I'm Mentally Hilarious |
|
I'm Not Old, I'm Collectable |
|
I'm Not Retarded, I Just Act That Way |
|
I'm Not Sick, I'm Morally Flexible |
|
I'm Only Fat Because Every Time I Fucked Your Mum...[more] |
|
I'm Right, You're Wrong, END OF |
|
I'm So 80's I Shit Rubik's Cubes |
|
I'm So Cute I Shit Kittens |
|
I'm So Emo I Shit Eyeliner |
|
I'm So Evil I Shit Satan |
|
I'm So Fat I Shit Donuts |
|
I'm So Glam I Shit Glitter |
|
I'm So Goth I Punched A Care Bear |
|
I'm So Goth I Shit Bats |
|
I'm So Goth I'm Dead |
|
I'm So Jedi I Shit Lightsabers (Star Wars) |
|
I'm So Metal I Shit Studs |
|
I'm So Punk I Shit Safety Pins |
|
I'm So Satanic I Shit Fire & Brimstone |
|
I'm So Sexy I Shit Right Said Fred |
|
I'm So Sith I Shit Double-Ended Lightsabers (Star Wars) |
|
I'm So Small I Shit Smurfs |
|
I'm So Stupid I Shit Piss |
|
I'm Sorry, Could You Repeat That, I Don't Speak Retard |
|
I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of My Awesomeness |
|
I'm With Cuntface |
|
I've Got 2 Inches Of Hard Cock With Your Name On It |
|
I've Turned Stupid, Drunken Behaviour Into An Art Form. |
|
If All Men Are Created Equal, How Come I'm So Much Better [more] |
|
If I Delete You From My Facebook Page...I Think You're A Cunt. |
|
If I Did It, It Was Done In The Name Of Art |
|
If I Do Anything That Annoys You Please Let Me Know SO I [more] |
|
If I Wanted Any Shit From You, I'd Squeeze Your Head |
|
If You Value Your Life, RUN! |
|
In An Infinite Universe...You Would Still Be A Cunt. [more] |
|
Is It Safe To Open My Eyes Yet, Or Are You Still There? |
|
Is That Your Face Or Has Your Neck Just Vomited? |
|
It Shouldn't Be Legal To Be This FUCKING AWESOME! |
|
It's My Birthday So Give Me A Present Or Fuck Off |
|
It's Not Easy Being An Evil Genius |
|
It's Not That I Hate You, I Just Wish You Would FUCK OFF & DIE |
|
Jesus Was A Gay |
|
Join The KiLL A CHAV Campaign 2006 NOW! |
|
JUSTIN BIEBER Please Please Please Please Please Please FUCK OFF |
|
Kill The Crazy Frog |
|
Kunt Meister |
|
Ladies & Gentlemen...For Your Viewing Pleasure, May I Present ME |
|
Like A Human, Only Better |
|
Little Miss Go Fuck Yourself |
|
Look At My Boobies, Not Around My Boobies But Directly [more...] |
|
Loser |
|
Lots Of People Try My Patience... AND FAIL! |
|
Made From 100% Bad Ass |
|
Made From 100% Pure Awesome |
|
Man Whore |
|
Mess With Me And I'll Gut You Like A Tauntaun (Star Wars) |
|
Mong |
|
Mummy, I Want To Be A Porn Star! |
|
My Cock Hurts. Kiss It Better. |
|
My Dad Fucked My Mum & All They Got Was This Lousy GOTH |
|
My Phaser Is Set To AWESOME! (Star Trek) |
|
My Stupidity Undermines My Credibility As An Evil Genius |
|
Natural Born Trouble Maker |
|
Nazi's Against Kittens |
|
Nerd |
|
Never Mind The Sex Pistols Here's My Bollocks |
|
No Fucking Swearing |
|
Not All Goths Are Goat Killing Satanists...But I Am |
|
Not Too Fat To Fuck |
|
Nothing Stresses Me Out Except Having To... (The Office/Dwight) |
|
Of Course You Can Express Your Opinion. As Long As You Don't... |
|
Old Enough To Know Better |
|
On Hire From RENT-A-CUNT |
|
One Day I Shall Enslave The Human Race. Provided I Can Be Arsed. |
|
One Day, T-Shirts Will Rule...Until Then, I'll Be On This Idiot |
|
PAEDOPHILE -> [finger pointing] |
|
People Say I Have A Bad Attitude. FUCK THEM AND THEIR MOTHER |
|
PISS (KISS) |
|
Poke Me, I Dare You... |
|
Powered By The Force (Star Wars) |
|
Pull My Finger |
|
Qualified Astronomer. Specialist Subject Uranus |
|
Real Men Worship SATAN |
|
Recovering Brain Donor |
|
Retard |
|
Rock, Paper, Scissors...MACHINE GUN |
|
Sadly For Me, There Is No Known Cure For Being Awesome |
|
Satan Is My Bitch |
|
Seriously Considering Alcoholism As A Career Path |
|
Sex Addict |
|
She Loves The Cock -> |
|
Sick, Twisted And Loving It! |
|
Sing Like No-one's Listening...Everyone Will Think You're Pissed |
|
Spazmo |
|
STAND BACK Or Be Blinded By My Awesomeness |
|
Talking To Myself Because It's The Only Way I Can Sure... [more] |
|
Tattooists Do It With Little Pricks |
|
Tattoos Make Me Awesome! |
|
That's Miss Awesome To You |
|
That's Mr Awesome To You |
|
That's What She Said (The Office) |
|
The Day I Snap And Come Back With A Gun, YOU'RE FIRST |
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The Only Difference Between Tattooed & Untattooed People Is... |
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The Wetter The Better |
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They Farted -> |
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Until They Invent A More Accurate Word To Describe You, CUNT... |
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Voted Most Likely To Suck Seed |
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WARNING Contains Swine Flu |
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WARNING! I Say "Cunt" A Lot |
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WARNING: Chavs Give You AIDS |
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WARNING: May Contain Sex, Drugs & Violence |
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We All Have Ways Of Coping, I Use Sex & Awesomeness |
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Went To The Doctor Who Diagnosed An Acute Case Of Being Awesome |
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What Would Charlie Sheen Do? |
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What Would Darth Vader Do? (Star Wars) |
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What Would Jeremy Clarkson Do? (Top Gear) |
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Whatever It Was, I Didn't Do It. |
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When I Stop Smiling, You Start Running |
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Who Needs Romance When You're Doing It Up The Bum? |
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Will Work For Awesome Ninja Powers |
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Window Licker |
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WORSHIP ME For I Am Your Leader |
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Worship Satan. It's Fun! |
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Would You Like To Touch My Moobs? |
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Yes Yes Yes. Now Shut Up And Let Me Spaff On Your Tits |
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Yes, But I Am God, So Fuck Off |
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You Appear Intelligent But, When You Open Your Mouth... |
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You Can Take Your Opinion And Shove It Right Up Your Arse |
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You Get What You Pay For |
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You Just Made The List, Buddy |
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You May Think I'm A Bit Of A Twat Whereas I Know You Are A... |
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You Seem To Be Immune To My Mind Control Techniques |
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You Smell Of BUM |
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YOU'RE A CUNT Sorry, I Meant To Say Hello |
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You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia |
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You're Not Even A Speck In My Universe |
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Your Opinion Is Irrelevant You Are A Cunt And I Hate Your Face |
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...I'm Better Than The People On The Jeremy Kyle Show (cont'd) |
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Alcoholica (Metallica) |
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All Fat Chicks Give Good Head |
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Anti-Social Cunt |
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Bad Mother Fracker (Battlestar Galactica) |
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Bad Mother Fucker |
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Be Nice Or Fuck Off |
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Beauty AND Brians |
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Being Unstable And Bitchy Is All Part Of My Mystique |
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Big Brother Reject |
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Bitch |
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Boobies |
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Busted & McFly Please Please Please Please...FUCK OFF |
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By The Time You Read This, It's Already Too Late... |
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Charlie Up My Bogey Factory (Charlie Sheen) |
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Chav Genocide NOW |
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CHAV WARS: Revenge Of The GOTH (Star Wars) |
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CHAV WARS: The Goths Strike Back (Star Wars) |
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ChavBusters (Ghostbusters) |
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Chavs Are People Too. Just Really Ugly, Gormless Ones |
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Chavs Are The Disease. Meet The Cure |
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Chavs Have The Lurgy |
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Chavs Suck, Innit |
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Chavs, Townies, Neds, Pikeys...I Just Call Them TWATS |
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Chavs. Round Them All Up In A Big Field And Bomb The Bastards |
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Chavs: The Drooling Class |
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CHAVS=EPIC FAIL! |
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Cockoholic |
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Cum Loving Bitch Needs Sperm |
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Cured Virgin |
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CyberSlut |
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Damned If You Do, Disappointed If You Don't |
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Deviant |
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Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? |
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Dominatrix |
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Don't Hate Me Because I Am Beautiful. Hate Me Because... |
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Don't Just Stand There, Fuck Me |
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Ethically Challenged |
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Every Mother's Nightmare |
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Fellatio Is A Mouthful |
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Filthy & Gorgeous |
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Find A Chav, Beat It Up, And All Day You'll Have Good Luck! |
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FREE SEX Now I Have Your Attention, Fuck Off! |
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Friends Are People You Just Don't Want To Kill Yet |
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Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate T-Shirt / Bag / Keyring SAVE |
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FUCK ME I'm A Rock Star |
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Fuck This Shit, I'm Going Chav Hunting |
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Fuck With Me And I'll Fuck With You |
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Fuck You I Won't Do What You Tell Me |
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Fuck You, You, You, You And Especially YOU |
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God Hates Chavs |
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Goffy The Chav Slayer (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) |
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Goffy The Townie Slayer |
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Going To Take Over The World Got Distracted By Something Sparkly |
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Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go To Tattoo Studios |
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Goth As Fuck |
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Goths Are People Too |
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Goths Don't Grow Old, They Just Wear More Makeup |
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Guns Kill Chavs Dead! |
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Has Anyone Seen My Mind? I Seem To Have Misplaced It. |
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I Am A Fucking People Person |
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I Am Not A Cheap Tart - I'm A Moderately Expensive One |
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I Am Not Drunk There Is Something Wrong With The Gravity... |
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I Am Not Evil, I Just Look That Way |
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I Am Not Putting That In My Mouth Until You Wash It |
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I Am So Clever That Sometimes I Don't Understand A Single Word.. |
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I Am So Motherfucking GEEK |
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I Am The AntiChrist I Am An Anarchist (But PLEASE Don't Tell..) |
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I Am The Only Goth In The Village |
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I Blame The Parents |
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I Can Sleep When I'm Dead. I Can Also Come Back To Life...[more] |
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I Demand Attention |
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I Don't Do Rules |
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I Don't Make The Rules, I Just Break Them |
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I Don't Suffer Fools Gladly, I KILL THEM. |
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I Express My Inner Rage And Turmoil Through Tattoos |
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I Hate Chavs |
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I Hate Everything About YOU |
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I Have Boobs Not Brains |
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I Like Children. They Are Tasty. |
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I LOVE JESUS. No, Sorry, I Meant Beer. Always [more...] |
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I May Be A FREAK But You Are A Cunt, So FUCK OFF |
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I May Look Innocent Mess With Me And I'll Fucking Destroy You |
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I Sold My Soul To SATAN And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt |
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I Sold My Soul To Satan. Cheeky Twat Wants A Refund. |
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I Specialise In Wrong |
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I Taught The Devil Everything He Knows |
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I Want Goblets Made From The Skulls Of My Enemies |
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I Was Perfectly Happy In My Own Little World Until You [more] |
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I'd Rather Be Getting A Tattoo |
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I'm Bad At Behaving |
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I'm Not Insane I'm Misunderstood |
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I'm Not Sick, I'm Morally Flexible |
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I'm So Bad, The Devil Worships Me |
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I'm So Cute I Shit Kittens |
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I'm So Goth I Punched A Care Bear |
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I'm So Goth I Shit Bats |
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I'm So Goth I'm Dead |
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I'm So Satanic I Shit Fire & Brimstone |
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I'm Sorry, You Must Think I Value Your Opinion |
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If I Wanted A Friend Like You, I'd Squat And Shit One Out |
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If You Value Your Life, RUN! |
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Inkaholic (Tattoo) |
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It Ain't Easy Being Sleazy |
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Jesus Died For Your Sins. You Cunt! |
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Join The KiLL A CHAV Campaign 2006 NOW! |
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Judge Me For Who I Am, Not What I Look Like |
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Just Another Fucked-Up Goth Kid |
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JUSTIN BIEBER Please Please Please Please Please Please FUCK OFF |
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Kill A Chav |
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Kill A Townie (Skullshot) |
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Kill The Crazy Frog |
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Kunt Meister |
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Let Your Freak Flag Fly! |
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Lewd, Rude & Tattooed |
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Little Miss Go Fuck Yourself |
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Living Is The Slowest Form Of Suicide |
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Loser |
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Mad, Bad & Dangerous To Know |
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Malevolently Evil Yet Cute As A Button |
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Men Get On My Tits |
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Mosh Or Die |
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Mummy, I Want To Be A Porn Star! |
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My Dad Fucked My Mum & All They Got Was This Lousy GOTH |
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My Skin Is A Canvas, Yours Is A Blank Page |
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Natural Born Trouble Maker |
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Neighbourhood Freak |
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Nice Tattoo. Did You Do It Yourself? |
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Not All Goths Are Goat Killing Satanists...But I Am |
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Not Dead Yet |
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Not Too Fat To Fuck |
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Nuke A Chav |
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Of Course You Can Express Your Opinion. As Long As You Don't... |
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Old Enough To Know Better |
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Opinion Noted, Now FUCK OFF |
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Pervert |
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Psycho Bitch |
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Reject |
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Respect Me For Who I Am OR I WILL KILL YOU |
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Retard |
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Rib Cage |
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Rock Like Fuck |
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Rotten To The Core |
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Satan Is My Bitch |
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Save Society: Neuter A Chav TODAY! |
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Sex + Subversion x Style = SPiT LiKE THiS (+ Backprint!) |
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Sex, Booze & Tattoos |
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Sexy Emo Bitch |
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Sexy Goth Bitch |
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Shut-up And Beg |
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Sick And Twisted? Me? Why, Thank You For Noticing |
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Sick, Twisted And Loving It! |
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Skull |
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Skullheart |
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Slut |
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Small Ones Are More Juicy |
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So Fucking What? |
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Some People Are Freaks GET OVER IT! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Bloodsplatter Logo 08 - Choose Your Own Backprint |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Dead Girl Walking |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Sick Of All The Liars |
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SPiT LiKE THiS SKuLLoX 2007 (+ Backprint!) |
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Starfucker |
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Stop! I Do Not Need Deviant Sex |
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Talk To Me And I'll Rip Your Fucking Head Off |
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Tattoos Are Like Losing Your Virginity; One Little Prick And... |
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Tattoos Make Me Awesome! |
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Teenage Lesbian |
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The Devil Made Me Do It And I'd Do It Again |
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Tits 'n' Tatts |
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Top 10 Great Chav Insults! |
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TRASH |
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Unique |
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Voted Most Likely To Suck Seed |
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What The FUCK Are You Looking At? |
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What Would Satan Do? |
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When I Stop Smiling, You Start Running |
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Which Way To Hell? |
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Who Are You To Judge Me? |
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Whore |
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Will Fuck For Tattoos |
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Worship Satan. It's Fun! |
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Yes, They Are Real. Yes, They Did Hurt. No, I Won't Regret... |
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You Believe In God? That's Nice I've Got An Imaginary Friend Too |
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You Can Take Your Opinion And Shove It Right Up Your Arse |
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You Can't Arrest Me, I'm A Rock Star! |
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You Don't Need A Cock To Rock |
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You Get What You Pay For |
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You Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because...FUCKING CHAV! |
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You May Think I'm A Bit Of A Twat Whereas I Know You Are A... |
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You Must Be At Least 8 Inches To Get On This Ride |
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You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia |
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You're Not Even A Speck In My Universe |
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Your Opinion Counts...FOR NOTHING! |
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ZOMBIE |
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Zombie Holocaust Denier |
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"Oh Cock!" (James May/Top Gear) |
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...And My Head Bone's Connected To My Nob Bone |
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...I'm Better Than The People On The Jeremy Kyle Show (cont'd) |
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666 |
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Alcoholica (Metallica) |
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All Fat Chicks Give Good Head |
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Always Funny Until Someone Gets Hurt. Then It's Just Hilarious |
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At My Signal, Unleash HELL (Russell Crowe / Gladiator) |
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Bad Mother Fracker (Battlestar Galactica) |
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Bad Mother Fucker |
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Big Brother Reject |
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Busted & McFly Please Please Please Please...FUCK OFF |
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Calm Down Dear, It's Only My Cock |
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Carpe Clunge (The Inbetweeners) |
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CENSORED |
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Charlie Up My Bogey Factory (Charlie Sheen) |
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CHAV WARS: Revenge Of The GOTH (Star Wars) |
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CHAV WARS: The Goths Strike Back (Star Wars) |
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ChavBusters (Ghostbusters) |
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Chavs Are The Disease. Meet The Cure |
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Chavs. Round Them All Up In A Big Field And Bomb The Bastards |
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Crayons Taste Colourful |
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Damned If You Do, Disappointed If You Don't |
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Darth Vader Is My Dad (Star Wars) |
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Darth Vader Wouldn't Put Up With This Shit (Star Wars) |
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Don't Hate Me Because I Am Beautiful. Hate Me Because... |
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Don't You Know Who I Am? I'm In A Rock 'n' Roll Band |
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Don't You Know Who The Fuck I Think I Am? |
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Drummers Do It Out Of Time |
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Eat Fuck Kill |
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Filthy & Gorgeous |
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Find A Chav, Beat It Up, And All Day You'll Have Good Luck! |
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Fuck Everything And Become A Bounty Hunter (Star Wars/Boba Fett) |
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Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate |
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FUCK ME I'm A Rock Star |
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Fuck This Shit, It's Time To Use JEDI POWER (Star Wars) |
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Fuck You Barcode |
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Fuck You I Won't Do What You Tell Me |
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Full Of Meaty Goodness! |
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Gay For Droids (Star Wars) |
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Gay. (Adolf Hitler) |
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Go Crazy And Kill Everyone (Keep Calm And Carry On) |
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Goffy The Chav Slayer (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) |
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Goffy The Townie Slayer |
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Going To Take Over The World Got Distracted By Something Sparkly |
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Goths Are People Too |
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Guitarists Do It Solo |
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Hamster - Small, Fast, Furry (Richard Hammond/Top Gear) |
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How About Never? Is Never Good For You? |
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I Am Not Drunk, I Simply Have A Speech Impediment |
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I Am So Motherfucking ROCK |
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I Am The Only Goth In The Village |
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I Can Sleep When I'm Dead. I Can Also Come Back To Life...[more] |
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I Fuck Dead People |
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I Hate Everything About YOU |
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I Know You Are But What Am I? (Pee Wee Herman) |
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I Like You. I Shall Kill You Last. (Commando) NEW STYLE! |
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I Shot Bin Laden |
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I Survived Swine Flu! |
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I'm Kind Of Surprised I'm Not An Action Figure By Now! |
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I'm Not Bi-Polar, I'm Bi-Winning (Charlie Sheen) |
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I'm Not Fat, I'm A Jabba The Hutt Tribute Act (Star Wars) |
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I'm Not Old, I'm Collectable |
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I'm So 80's I Shit Rubik's Cubes |
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I'm So Drunk I Shit Amy Winehouse |
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I'm So Goth I Punched A Care Bear |
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I'm So Jedi I Shit Lightsabers (Star Wars) |
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I'm So Sexy I Shit Right Said Fred |
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I'm So Sith I Shit Double-Ended Lightsabers (Star Wars) |
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I'm So Small I Shit Smurfs |
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If I Delete You From My Facebook Page...I Think You're A Cunt. |
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If You're A Townie And You Know It Smell Your Mum |
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JUSTIN BIEBER Please Please Please Please Please Please FUCK OFF |
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Kill The Crazy Frog |
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Kunt Meister |
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Le Freak C'est Chic |
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Little Miss Go Fuck Yourself |
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Look At My Boobies, Not Around My Boobies But Directly [more...] |
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Loser |
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Mad, Bad & Dangerous To Know |
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Man Whore |
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Mess With Me And I'll Gut You Like A Tauntaun (Star Wars) |
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MILF |
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Money Can't Buy You Love It Can Buy You A Cocksucking...Whore |
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My Phaser Is Set To AWESOME! (Star Trek) |
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Natural Born Trouble Maker |
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Nerd |
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Never Mind The Sex Pistols Here's My Bollocks |
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Not Dead Yet |
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Nothing Stresses Me Out Except Having To... (The Office/Dwight) |
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Paedophile. Howzabout That Then. (Jimmy Savile) |
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PISS (KISS) |
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Powered By The Force (Star Wars) |
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Princess Layer (Star Wars) |
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Rib Cage |
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Sing Like No-one's Listening...Everyone Will Think You're Pissed |
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Small Ones Are More Juicy |
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SPiT LiKE THiS 2011 Band & Logo |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Dead Girl Walking |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Normalityville Horror |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Sick Of All The Liars |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Suicide Kid B-Movie |
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STOP Being A Cunt T-Shirt / Bag / Keyring SAVE-A-BUNDLE! |
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Stop Being So Fucking Emo And Join The Party |
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Tense, Nervous Headache? Serves You Right, You Cunt |
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That's What She Said (The Office) |
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The Devil Made Me Do It And I'd Do It Again |
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Top Gear Bundle - Clarkson, May, Hammond - SAVE £8.98 |
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WARNING: May Contain Sex, Drugs & Violence |
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We All Have Ways Of Coping, I Use Sex & Awesomeness |
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What Would Charlie Sheen Do? |
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What Would Darth Vader Do? (Star Wars) |
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What Would Han Solo Do? (Star Wars) |
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What Would Jack Bauer Do? (24) |
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What Would Jeremy Clarkson Do? (Top Gear) |
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What Would Walter White Do? (Breaking Bad) |
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Who Needs Romance When You're Doing It Up The Bum? |
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Yes Yes Yes. Now Shut Up And Let Me Spaff On Your Tits |
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You Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because...FUCKING CHAV! |
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You Seem To Be Immune To My Mind Control Techniques |
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You Think You're So Damn Cool...FUCK OFF! |
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Zombie Holocaust Denier |
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"Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate" Bottle Opener Keyring |
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"STOP Being A Cunt" Bottle Opener Keyring |
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"STOP Being A Cunt" Wallet Cards x 20 |
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40 Assorted CHAVBUSTERS / SMELLYOURMUM / SPiT LiKE THiS Stickers |
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ANTi-CHAV Mixed Pin Badge Set 1 (10 Pack) |
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ANTi-CHAV Mixed Pin Badge Set 2 (10 Pack) |
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Assorted SLOGAN Pin Badge Set 1 (10 Pack) |
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Assorted SLOGAN Pin Badge Set 2 (10 Pack) |
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Assorted SLOGAN Pin Badge Set 3 (10 Pack) |
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Assorted SLOGAN Pin Badge Set 4 (10 Pack) |
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DESiGN YOUR OWN Badges!! |
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FUCKiNG BADGEZ Mixed Pin Badge Set (10 Pack) |
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GRRRLZ BADGEZ Mixed Pin Badge Set (10 Pack) |
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SATANiC BADGEZ Mixed Pin Badge Set (10 Pack) |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Bottle Opener Keyring (2 Choices) |
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I'm So 80's I Shit Rubik's Cubes |
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I'm So Cute I Shit Kittens |
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I'm So Drunk I Shit Amy Winehouse |
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I'm So Emo I Shit Eyeliner |
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I'm So English I Shit Cups Of Tea |
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I'm So Evil I Shit Satan |
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I'm So Fat I Shit Donuts |
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I'm So Glam I Shit Glitter |
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I'm So Goth I Shit Bats |
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I'm So Jedi I Shit Lightsabers (Star Wars) |
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I'm So Metal I Shit Studs |
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I'm So Punk I Shit Safety Pins |
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I'm So Satanic I Shit Fire & Brimstone |
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I'm So Sexy I Shit Right Said Fred |
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I'm So Sith I Shit Double-Ended Lightsabers (Star Wars) |
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I'm So Small I Shit Smurfs |
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I'm So Stupid I Shit Piss |
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Almost Too Awesome To Function |
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Attention Seeker |
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Be Nice Or Fuck Off |
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Being Unstable And Bitchy Is All Part Of My Mystique |
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ChavBusters (Ghostbusters) |
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Chavs Are People Too. Just Really Ugly, Gormless Ones |
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Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? |
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Don't Hate Me Because I Am Beautiful. Hate Me Because... |
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Every Mother's Nightmare |
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FREE SEX Now I Have Your Attention, Fuck Off! |
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Fuck Off, I'm On |
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Fuck You, You, You, You And Especially YOU |
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Going To Take Over The World Got Distracted By Something Sparkly |
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I Am So Motherfucking GEEK |
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I Bite |
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I Blame The Parents |
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I Demand Attention |
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I Like You. I Shall Kill You Last. (Original Style) |
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I'd Rather Be Getting A Tattoo |
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I'm A Schizophrenic. And So Am I |
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I'm Only Emo When I Have My Period |
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I'm So 80's I Shit Rubik's Cubes |
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I'm So Cute I Shit Kittens |
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I'm So Emo I Shit Eyeliner |
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I'm Sorry, You Must Think I Value Your Opinion |
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Judge Me For Who I Am, Not What I Look Like |
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Let Your Freak Flag Fly! |
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Living Is The Slowest Form Of Suicide |
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Made From 100% Pure Awesome |
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Mosh Or Die |
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My Skin Is A Canvas, Yours Is A Blank Page |
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Natural Born Trouble Maker |
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Neighbourhood Freak |
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Nerd |
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Nice Tattoo. Did You Do It Yourself? |
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Not Dead Yet |
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Poke Me, I Dare You... |
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Retard |
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Sexy Emo Bitch |
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Sick And Twisted? Me? Why, Thank You For Noticing |
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Sick, Twisted And Loving It! |
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Skullheart |
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Some People Are Freaks GET OVER IT! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Pirate Flag - Choose Your Own Backprint! |
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Stop Being So Fucking Emo And Join The Party |
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Unique |
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Who Are You To Judge Me? |
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Will Fuck For Tattoos |
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You Can Take Your Opinion And Shove It Right Up Your Arse |
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You May Think I'm A Bit Of A Twat Whereas I Know You Are A... |
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You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia |
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Your Opinion Counts...FOR NOTHING! |
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Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go To Tattoo Studios |
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I Express My Inner Rage And Turmoil Through Tattoos |
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I'd Rather Be Getting A Tattoo |
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Inkaholic (Tattoo) |
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Lewd, Rude & Tattooed |
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My Skin Is A Canvas, Yours Is A Blank Page |
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Nice Tattoo. Did You Do It Yourself? |
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Sex, Booze & Tattoos |
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Skull |
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Tattooists Do It With Little Pricks |
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Tattoos Are Like Losing Your Virginity; One Little Prick And... |
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Tattoos Make Me Awesome! |
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TATTOOS Suck It Up, Pussy, They're Not Licked On By Kittens |
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The Only Difference Between Tattooed & Untattooed People Is... |
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Tits 'n' Tatts |
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Will Fuck For Tattoos |
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Yes, They Are Real. Yes, They Did Hurt. No, I Won't Regret... |
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"STOP Being A Cunt" Wallet Cards x 20 |
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FUCK ME Sorry, I Meant To Say I Love You (Anniv/Valentines Card) |
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Happy Birthday You Cunt! (Birthday Card) |
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Happy Fucking Birthday (Skull) Birthday Card |
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Happy Fucking Birthday (V-Sign) Birthday Card |
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I HATE YOUR FACE I Mean Happy Birthday! (Birthday Card) |
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I Love You You Cunt (Anniversary/Valentine Card) |
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I Stole This Card And I Am Keeping Your Present (Greeting Card) |
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It's Your Birthday So Don't Hang About..YOU'LL BE DEAD SOON Card |
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STOP Being A Cunt (Kitchener Parody) Blank Greeting Card |
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YOU'RE A CUNT Sorry, I Meant To Say Happy Birthday (B'day Card) |
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YOU'RE A CUNT Sorry, I Meant To Say Happy Birthday (B'day Card) |
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YOU'RE A CUNT Sorry, I Meant To Say Merry Christmas (Xmas Card) |
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YOU'RE A TWAT Sorry, I Meant To Say Happy Birthday (B'day Card) |
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...I Was Not Made Overlord Of The Universe In My Last Promotion |
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Bad Mother Fracker (Battlestar Galactica) |
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BE YOURSELF Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always BE A UNICORN |
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Carpe Clunge (The Inbetweeners) |
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CHAV WARS: Revenge Of The GOTH (Star Wars) |
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CHAV WARS: The Goths Strike Back (Star Wars) |
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ChavBusters (Ghostbusters) |
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Darth Vader Is My Dad (Star Wars) |
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Darth Vader Wouldn't Put Up With This Shit (Star Wars) |
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Fuck Everything And Become A Bounty Hunter (Star Wars/Boba Fett) |
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Fuck This Shit, It's Time To Use JEDI POWER (Star Wars) |
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Gay For Droids (Star Wars) |
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Goffy The Chav Slayer (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) |
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I Am So Clever That Sometimes I Don't Understand A Single Word.. |
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I Am So Motherfucking GEEK |
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I Go From 0-Awesome In 5 Seconds |
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I Like You. I Shall Kill You Last. (Commando) NEW STYLE! |
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I Was Perfectly Happy In My Own Little World Until You [more] |
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I'm Kind Of Surprised I'm Not An Action Figure By Now! |
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I'm Not Fat, I'm A Jabba The Hutt Tribute Act (Star Wars) |
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I'm Not Insane, I'm Mentally Hilarious |
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I'm Not Old, I'm Collectable |
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I'm So Jedi I Shit Lightsabers (Star Wars) |
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I'm So Sith I Shit Double-Ended Lightsabers (Star Wars) |
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I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of My Awesomeness |
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It Shouldn't Be Legal To Be This FUCKING AWESOME! |
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It's Not That I Hate You, I Just Wish You Would FUCK OFF & DIE |
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Like A Human, Only Better |
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Made From 100% Pure Awesome |
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Mess With Me And I'll Gut You Like A Tauntaun (Star Wars) |
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My Phaser Is Set To AWESOME! (Star Trek) |
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My Stupidity Undermines My Credibility As An Evil Genius |
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Nerd |
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Nothing Stresses Me Out Except Having To... (The Office/Dwight) |
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Powered By The Force (Star Wars) |
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Princess Layer (Star Wars) |
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Sadly For Me, There Is No Known Cure For Being Awesome |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Album Artwork + Back Print - FULL COLOUR! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Normalityville Horror |
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STAND BACK Or Be Blinded By My Awesomeness |
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STOP Being A Cunt (Kitchener "Your Country Needs You" Parody) |
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What Would Darth Vader Do? (Star Wars) |
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What Would Jack Bauer Do? (24) |
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What Would Walter White Do? (Breaking Bad) |
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Will Work For Awesome Ninja Powers |
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WORSHIP ME For I Am Your Leader |
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www.suckmy.co.ck |
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You Seem To Be Immune To My Mind Control Techniques |
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You're Not Even A Speck In My Universe |
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Almost Too Awesome To Function |
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I Am Vice President In Charge Of Being Awesome |
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I Go From 0-Awesome In 5 Seconds |
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I'm Kind Of Surprised I'm Not An Action Figure By Now! |
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I'm Not Old, I'm Collectable |
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I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of My Awesomeness |
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It Shouldn't Be Legal To Be This FUCKING AWESOME! |
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Like A Human, Only Better |
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Made From 100% Pure Awesome |
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My Phaser Is Set To AWESOME! (Star Trek) |
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Sadly For Me, There Is No Known Cure For Being Awesome |
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STAND BACK Or Be Blinded By My Awesomeness |
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Tattoos Make Me Awesome! |
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That's Miss Awesome To You |
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That's Mr Awesome To You |
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We All Have Ways Of Coping, I Use Sex & Awesomeness |
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Went To The Doctor Who Diagnosed An Acute Case Of Being Awesome |
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Will Work For Awesome Ninja Powers |
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Alcohol Recycling Plant |
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Alcoholica (Metallica) |
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Already Tried Drink Drugs Sex & Violence I'm STILL In A [more] |
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Drink 'Til You Puke, Fuck 'Til You Cum, Rinse And Repeat |
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Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate |
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I Am Not Drunk There Is Something Wrong With The Gravity... |
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I Am Not Drunk, I Simply Have A Speech Impediment |
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I Am Not Drunk, Just Slightly Spasticated |
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I LOVE JESUS. No, Sorry, I Meant Beer. Always [more...] |
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I May Be A Drunk Right Now But You'll Be A Cunt Forever |
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I'm Not Bi-Polar, I'm Bi-Winning (Charlie Sheen) |
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I'm Not Falling Down Drunk, I'm Accidently Horizontal |
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I'm So Drunk I Shit Amy Winehouse |
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I've Turned Stupid, Drunken Behaviour Into An Art Form. |
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Look At My Boobies, Not Around My Boobies But Directly [more...] |
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Recovering Brain Donor |
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Seriously Considering Alcoholism As A Career Path |
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Sex, Booze & Tattoos |
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What Would Charlie Sheen Do? |
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What Would Walter White Do? (Breaking Bad) |
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"Oh Cock!" (James May/Top Gear) |
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666 |
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BE YOURSELF Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always BE A UNICORN |
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Being Unstable And Bitchy Is All Part Of My Mystique |
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Bollocks To This, I'm Going Home For A Wank |
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CHAV WARS: Revenge Of The GOTH (Star Wars) |
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ChavBusters (Ghostbusters) |
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CUNTS [with arrows pointing everywhere!] |
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Don't Hate Me Because I Am Beautiful. Hate Me Because... |
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Fuck Everything And Become A Bounty Hunter (Star Wars/Boba Fett) |
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Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate |
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Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate T-Shirt / Bag / Keyring SAVE |
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Fuck Off And Die |
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Fuck Off And, When You Get There, Fuck Off A Bit More |
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Fuck Off I'm Busy |
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Fuck This Shit, I'm Going Chav Hunting |
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Goffy The Chav Slayer (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) |
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Going To Take Over The World Got Distracted By Something Sparkly |
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Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go To Tattoo Studios |
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Hamster - Small, Fast, Furry (Richard Hammond/Top Gear) |
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I Am Clearly Right And Anyone Who Disagrees Is A Paedophile. |
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I Am Not Drunk, Just Slightly Spasticated |
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I Am Not Stupid, I Am Possessed By A Retarded Ghost |
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I Am So Clever That Sometimes I Don't Understand A Single Word.. |
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I Can Sleep When I'm Dead. I Can Also Come Back To Life...[more] |
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I Deny Nothing But My Sanity |
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I Have Boobs Not Brains |
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I Like You. I Shall Kill You Last. (Original Style) |
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I May Be A FREAK But You Are A Cunt, So FUCK OFF |
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I Need To Burn Some Calories. Get Me A Fat Kid And A Lighter |
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I'm A Schizophrenic. And So Am I |
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I'm Not Insane, I'm Mentally Hilarious |
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I'm Only Fat Because Every Time I Fucked Your Mum...[more] |
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I'm So Cute I Shit Kittens |
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I'm So Jedi I Shit Lightsabers (Star Wars) |
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I'm Sorry, Could You Repeat That, I Don't Speak Retard |
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I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of My Awesomeness |
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I'm Sorry, You Must Think I Value Your Opinion |
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I'm With Cuntface |
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If I Gave A Shit, You'd Be The First Person I'd Give It To |
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If You Value Your Life, RUN! |
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It's Not Easy Being An Evil Genius |
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Kill A Chav |
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Little Miss Go Fuck Yourself |
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No Fucking Swearing |
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Paedophile. Howzabout That Then. (Jimmy Savile) |
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Rib Cage |
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Sex, Booze & Tattoos |
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Sick And Twisted? Me? Why, Thank You For Noticing |
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Sick, Twisted And Loving It! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS "We Won't Hurt You..." Ultimate CD *SOLD OUT!* |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Dead Girl Walking |
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STOP Being A Cunt (Kitchener "Your Country Needs You" Parody) |
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STOP Being A Cunt T-Shirt / Bag / Keyring SAVE-A-BUNDLE! |
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TATTOOS Suck It Up, Pussy, They're Not Licked On By Kittens |
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The Day I Snap And Come Back With A Gun, YOU'RE FIRST |
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The Devil Made Me Do It And I'd Do It Again |
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Top Gear Bundle - Clarkson, May, Hammond - SAVE £8.98 |
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WARNING! I Say "Cunt" A Lot |
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Went To The Doctor Who Diagnosed An Acute Case Of Being Awesome |
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What Would Charlie Sheen Do? |
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What Would Darth Vader Do? (Star Wars) |
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What Would Han Solo Do? (Star Wars) |
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What Would Jack Bauer Do? (24) |
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What Would Jeremy Clarkson Do? (Top Gear) |
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When I Stop Smiling, You Start Running |
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www.suckmy.co.ck |
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Yes, They Are Real. Yes, They Did Hurt. No, I Won't Regret... |
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YOU'RE A CUNT Sorry, I Meant To Say Merry Christmas (Xmas Card) |
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By The Time You Read This, It's Already Too Late... |
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Every Mother's Nightmare |
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Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate |
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Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate T-Shirt / Bag / Keyring SAVE |
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Fuck The Dead Whilst They Are Still Warm |
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Goffy The Chav Slayer (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) |
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I Can Sleep When I'm Dead. I Can Also Come Back To Life...[more] |
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I Don't Suffer Fools Gladly, I KILL THEM. |
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I Fuck Dead People |
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I Like Children. They Are Tasty. |
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I Sold My Soul To SATAN And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt |
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I Sold My Soul To Satan. Cheeky Twat Wants A Refund. |
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I Taught The Devil Everything He Knows |
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I'm So Bad, The Devil Worships Me |
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I'm So Goth I Shit Bats |
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I'm So Goth I'm Dead |
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If You Value Your Life, RUN! |
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Rib Cage |
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Skull |
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Skullheart |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Dead Girl Walking |
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Talk To Me And I'll Rip Your Fucking Head Off |
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When I Stop Smiling, You Start Running |
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ZOMBIE |
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Zombie Holocaust Denier |
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BE YOURSELF Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then...[more] TOTE BAG |
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Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate TOTE BAG |
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Go Crazy And Kill Everyone TOTE BAG |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Skullox 2012 TOTE BAG |
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STOP Being A Cunt TOTE BAG |
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SMELLYOURMUM.COM Gift Vouchers - £5 / £10 / £25 / £50 |
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...And My Head Bone's Connected To My Nob Bone |
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A Hard-On Is A Terrible Thing To Waste |
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All Fat Chicks Give Good Head |
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Anal Sex? Fuck That Shit. |
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Bored With Sex? Fuck An Epileptic |
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Born Hard |
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CENSORED |
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Cockoholic |
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Crazy For Cock |
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Cum Loving Bitch Needs Sperm |
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Cunnilingus Is Hard To Get Your Tongue Round |
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Deviant |
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Dominatrix |
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Don't Just Stand There, Fuck Me |
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Drink 'Til You Puke, Fuck 'Til You Cum, Rinse And Repeat |
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Drummers Do It Out Of Time |
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Fellatio Is A Mouthful |
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Filthy & Gorgeous |
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Fuck Me Hard, Fuck Me Slow, Fuck Me Bitch, Then Fucking Go! |
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FUCK ME I'm A Rock Star |
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Guitarists Do It Solo |
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I Am Not A Cheap Tart - I'm A Moderately Expensive One |
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I Am Wet |
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I Bite |
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I Fuck Dead People |
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I Have Boobs Not Brains |
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I Love You You Cunt (Anniversary/Valentine Card) |
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I Suffer From Virginity - Cure Me |
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I'd Fuck Me |
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I'll Give You A Bone If You Take Me Home |
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I'm So Sexy I Shit Right Said Fred |
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I've Got 2 Inches Of Hard Cock With Your Name On It |
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It Ain't Easy Being Sleazy |
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Kunt Meister |
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Master |
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Mistress |
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My Cock Hurts. Kiss It Better. |
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Never Mind The Sex Pistols Here's My Bollocks |
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Not Too Fat To Fuck |
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Qualified Astronomer. Specialist Subject Uranus |
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Sex Addict |
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Skullheart |
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Slave |
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Tattooists Do It With Little Pricks |
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The Wetter The Better |
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Whilst You're Down There |
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Who Needs Romance When You're Doing It Up The Bum? |
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Will Fuck For Tattoos |
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Yes Yes Yes. Now Shut Up And Let Me Spaff On Your Tits |
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Not Dead Yet |
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Sex + Subversion x Style = SPiT LiKE THiS (+ Backprint!) |
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SPiT LiKE THiS "Normalityville Horror" Silhouettes 2010 |
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SPiT LiKE THiS 2011 Band & Logo |
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SPiT LiKE THiS 2011 Skullox & Logo |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Album Artwork + Back Print - FULL COLOUR! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS B-Movie / I'd Rather Be At A SLT Show Backprint |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Bloodsplatter Logo 08 - Choose Your Own Backprint |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Dead Girl Walking |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Explicit Content - Choose Your Own Backprint! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Normalityville Horror |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Pirate Flag - Choose Your Own Backprint! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Property Of - Choose Your Own Backprint! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Sick Of All The Liars |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Skullox & Logo BABY/TODDLER Sizes |
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SPiT LiKE THiS SKuLLoX (original) - Choose Your Own Backprint! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS SKuLLoX 2007 (+ Backprint!) |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Skullz - Choose Your Own Backprint! |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Spitting Logo 08 - Choose Your Own Backprint |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Street Slut 2007 - Optional Backprint |
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SPiT LiKE THiS Suicide Kid B-Movie |
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"STOP Being A Cunt" Phone Cover (iPhone 4/Samsung Galaxy 2 & 3) |
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