Bollocks To This, I'm Going Home For A Wank  
Are you ever in one of those situations where you would rather be just about anywhere other than right there? I have them quite a lot; I am desperately trying to make small talk with people I have little or zero in common with wondering what the fuck I am doing there and why I don't just fuck off and dosomethinglessboringinstead. Yeah, they never taught you THAT on Why Don't You? If they did, I might have been a bit more interested in it. "Why Don't You just switch off your TV set and go and do something less boring instead. Like have a wank." Ha! That made me laugh. There are probably only a handful of people that have a fucking clue what I am going on about right now. I kind of went off on a tangent, and now I'm riffing on 20 year old kids TV shows and what should have been... If only I were in charge of kids TV, there would be less Teletubbies and far more about masturbation. I'm going to leave now before I say something that gets me in trouble.

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