Born Hard - 
You will all be relieved to know that I wake up most mornings with a hard-on. The morning piss is always a tricky one, although not quite as tricky as the 6am piss. At this time of the morning, when I am awoken mid-slumber, I do not have the benefit of light to inform me of where the toilet bowl is so I just roughly aim and fire. This is made very tricky when a certain something is more intent on craning to see what's on the ceiling, so some kind of brute force / leaning forward combo is required to even get close. Invariably I miss and, depending on my mood, I shall either dutifully clean up or, if I am feeling mischievious, leave a little surprise for Vikki in case she gets up for a piss. Sans woody, of course.

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