Do you have a great idea for a slogan for smellyourmum.com?  If so, we want to hear from you - remember, the ruder the better!!

A few rules:

1. DO NOT steal the idea from another site!  We cannot afford to get sued by someone.  Any idea that we contemplate using we do a search on first to check for copyright and trademark infringement so, keep them original please.

2. If you send us an idea, we may alter it slightly.  Even the best ideas sometimes are even better if tweaked, so bear that in mind.

3. If you send us an idea, we may use it!  Strange as it may seem, some people need that spelt out to them.  By submitting your idea, you are giving us permission to reproduce it, make product from it and sell it.  If you don't want to lose ownership of the idea, don't send it in.

4. No, we don't pay you for your idea.  Why, you may ask??!  Well, there are several reasons.  Firstly, we have plenty of ideas of our own - to-date, approximately 300 designs - so, your ideas, although welcome and encouraged, are not needed.  Secondly, placing value on an idea is IMPOSSIBLE!  There is no way of knowing how many sales will be made of your idea.  It might be 1, it might be 1,000.  Therefore, we cannot offer a one-off payment for your idea.  The best we can do is send you a freebie of it.  Some have suggested paying a royalty on a design.  Sounds great but, who's going to be the independent adjudicator??  Say you give us a design, we think it's great, you think it's great but no-one else does and we don't sell ANY?  You wouldn't believe us, right?  You would think we were trying to rip you off.  Well, that kind of hassle is not needed - we're busy enough!  So, even though it would be great to be able to do that, the trouble and effort involved just isn't worth it.

Remember, smellyourmum.com is NOT about scamming the "alternative" crowd out of as much cash as possible.  Makes me fucking sick when I see the mainstream companies doing that.  ANY and ALL profits that we make goes into making more product (giving us one of the largest independent ranges in the world!), giving away free stickers and flyers and putting our band, SPiT LiKE THiS on the road.  That's the only reason we do this - to make cash to make the greatest band in the world even greater!!

So, if you don't agree with any of the above, keep the idea to yourself.  That's what I did and now I have this cool site 'n' stuff.  However, if you would like the glory of seeing one of your designs on a t-shirt; the pleasure of knowing that you are offending the majority; and the kudos of helping support a cool rock 'n' roll band, submit your idea!