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Money Can't Buy You Love It Can Buy You A Cocksucking...Whore £12.99

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Money Can't Buy You Love, But It Sure Can Buy You A Decent Cock Sucking, Shit Eating, Ass Fucking Crack Whore!
Shows how much the bloody Beatles knew, eh??  Everyone says how chuffing great they were but, face it, they missed that when they penned that tune!  Seriously though, this is the shirt you wear to your girlfriend's mum's house when you need to split up with that bitch!

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This product was added to our catalog on Thursday 26 February, 2004.

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