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I Am Not A Cheap Tart - I'm A Moderately Expensive One

£12.99

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I Am Not A Cheap Tart - I'm A Moderately Expensive One
OK, look, we all know that you suck dick. And, sure, every once in a while you accept a bit of cash to give some loser guy the time of his life in the club loos, or a quick wank under the table. We've all done it. But, this ain't Pretty Woman and Richard Gere isn't going to come and rescue you on his big white horse. Suck's donkey dick, yes? Well, at least this is small compensation; a discreet way of upping your price without losing your regulars...

I'm just yankin' ya chain, you dumbass! It's a joke - we know you're not really a prozza - if you were, you wouldn't be reading this. You'd be hoovering some guyz nuts for £20. Now buy our stuff. Thanx :)

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Standard T-Shirt (S-XXL)	Long Sleeve T-Shirt (S-XXL) + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style

Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Dress (One Size ONLY) white has black straps + £5.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-XXL) + £10 for this style

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This product was added to our catalog on Monday 09 August, 2004.

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