WARNING Townies Give You AIDS
Must be true. The dirty, greasy monkeys. They're always doing revolting things with eachother, their friends, their cousins, their brothers and sisters, their parents. Explains why they all look the fucking same and dress the same and think the same. The retards. A friend of mine only fucks townie girls because he is "guaranteed to get a shag" - guaranteed to get a disease, more like. And they obviously know bugger all about safe sex, judging by the amount of breeding they do. Do you think the spawn pop out with a gold earring in?!

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