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Chavist £12.99

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Chavist
I gave myself the BIGGEST round of applause when I thought of this design. This proves that I am some kind of demented, twisted genius. ALL HAIL ME!! So, what do we have here then? Two parody's for the price of one, all in one neat, Third Reich styleeeee! First of all, you have the Swastika. Obviously, Hitler made this a rather unpopular symbol. Well, we're going to make it even MORE unpopular by drenching it in the vile Burberry pattern. A Burberry Swastika - who'da thunk it?? ME, that's who!! Next up, CHAVIST. A neat play on the word "fascist" coz, as we all know, Hitler and all his little crony's were fascists of the highest order. Bad people. Anyway, you hate Chavs, that makes you Chavist. And I would just like to note that I have created a brand new word - Chavist. Oxford English Dictionary, here I come!!

Hitler = Bad. Burberry Swastika with the brand- new word 'Chavist' underneath = Good.

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This product was added to our catalog on Friday 28 January, 2005.

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