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I Have A Cock And I Am Not Afraid To Use It

£12.99

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I Have A Cock And I Am Not Afraid To Use It
Well, someone had better buy this coz this kept me up at night. I exaggerate slightly, of course, but I was just being whisked off to the land of nod by the help of copious amounts of Brandy when this gem popped in my head. I had to wake myself up enough to be able to scrawl it on a piece of paper so I actually remembered it the next day. Next day, I wake up, see the piece of paper and giggle like a big girl all over again. Funny as fuck!

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Standard T-Shirt (S-XXL)	Long Sleeve T-Shirt (S-XXL) + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style

Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Dress (One Size ONLY) white has black straps + £5.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-XXL) + £10 for this style

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This product was added to our catalog on Monday 07 February, 2005.

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