Goffy The Chav Slayer
After relentless requests from you 'orrible lot to reproduce our classic "Goffy The Townie Slayer" design with the word Chav on instead, we have finally given in. After all, you lot are our masters so we have to obey your every command. Or something like that. So, here it is. And, in the spirit of all that is lazy, I'm just gonna cut 'n' paste the old description below this to save my poor poor tired and mostly drunk brain from having to do toooo much work. And here it is.

My relentless mission to mock and ridicule the Chav breed continues with yet another fannytastic design! OK, you know how you can be wandering around, minding your own business when you hear the word "GOFF" shouted at you, regardless of whether you are actually a Goth or not?? Well, this is a design inspired by those moments. Play up to their ignorance by confirming that you are a "Goff" and, not only that, but you're gonna slay some Chavs! Also, if you're a big Buffy fan - and who isn't?! - it's a great play on the logo.

Funny but true. You may or may not know that the mode of transport for me & Vikki here at smellyourmum.com is a hearse, called The Boner. Well, we were parked up in it the other day when a bunch of Chavs yelled from the distance - wait for it, coz this is classic - "The devil sucks!". LMFAO until my tits went blue... Fuck me, it was just about the dumbest thing I ever heard. What did they think I was going to do?? Realise the error of my ways and swiftly cover myself in burberry or something?? FUCKiNG RETARDS!

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