Deviant
Here is how the dictionary describes the word Deviant: "a person or behaviour that is not usual and is generally considered to be unacceptable" and "someone whose behaviour, especially sexual behaviour, is deviant".  Well, I would say that probably covers around about 95% of the people that visit this site and 100% of those that buy stuff from it.  So, in time honoured tradition of putting my money where my mouthes is, I would like to declare, right here right now, that I am a sexual deviant.  Oh yes indeed.  It takes all manner of contraptions for me to explode my sauce but, for the sake of humanity, I shant go into them here.  Not right now, anyway.

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