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Damned If You Do, Disappointed If You Don't

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about the design
Damned If You Do, Disappointed If You Don't
You have our Message Board to thank for this treasure - I was reading a thread on it earlier on about the possiblity of being gay if you have a wank. ie, to hold a man's penis is gay (if you are a chap), ergo, if you have a wank, you are gay. Something like that anyway. Well, one smart arse - Vikki I believe - said "Just have a wank and go to hell" and then I thought, "Yeah, you're Damned if you do but disappointed if you don't"... Then the proverbial lightbulb went *ping* above my head and I saw pound signs in my eyes. I then gave myself a polite little pat on the back for being so very clever.

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Standard T-Shirt (S-XXL)	Long Sleeve T-Shirt (S-XXL) + £1.00 for this style	Wife Beater Vest (S-XXL) + £2.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-XXL) + £10 for this style

Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Dress (One Size ONLY) white has black straps + £5.00 for this style

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This product was added to our catalog on Tuesday 18 October, 2005.

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