Too Many Cocks Spoil The Muff
Obviously, this is a highly clever play on the old adage "Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth" - I just thought I'd update it and make it a little bit more NOW.. After all, no-one cooks any more.  Everyone just microwaves stuff or buys fast food.  But everyone shags!  Not only is it clever, it is also very true.  After all, once a prime bit of fur-burger has had too many pork swords attacking it, it does get a bit ropey.  Flaps and skin everywhere.  You've got more chance of raising the Titanic than raising a stiffy if faced with that dark, dank hole.  So, as well as showing the world what a great sense of humour you have, you are also providing a genuine public service.

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