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I Love To Fart
So, we were round my brother's house last week. It was Vikki's Birthday so
we went there and had an Indian (the food, not the Indiginous natives of
America). My mum and dad were also there. They were all showing off
as they'd just come back from Mexico when, suddenly, my mum let out a rip
roaring bottom burp. I mean, the kind that probably tore a gaping hole in
her pants and possibly through the chair she was sitting in. She looked
rather proud of herself as well. She had obviously enjoyed the experience
and then my brother confirmed that, he too, enjoys a good guff. Of course,
being somewhat of a gentleman, I don't fart. Small Fart Fairies take away
any noxious gasses in little parcels whilst I sleep so no-one has to
suffer. But it would appear that everyone else seems to do it and I
thought a T-Shirt celebrating the fact that YOU ARE ALL UNCOUTH might be in
order. So here it is, you whiffy lot.
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