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Darth Vader Is My Dad
I am a product of the Star Wars Generation. A bunch of kids that grew up
in the '70's and 80's whose whole being has been shaped by the BEST Trilogy the
cinematic world has ever seen. Fuck the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy - as a
great man once said "It's just three films about walking" (OK, so it
was Kevin Smith who said it, but he is pretty accurate. And pretty
great.). Fuck, I'm so Hooked On Star Wars, I put down Jedi as my religion
on the last census! And got myself a Lordship. YES, I am that
sad-slash-ubercool. But then, there are millions of us worldwide equally
as sad-slash-ubercool! Unknown Fact About Me # 187: before this life, I
used to sell Star Wars memorabilia.. See, now your opinion of me as you
read this is either being destroyed or elevated to new God-Like status.
Frankly, if it is the first, you should probably nob-off and go and read Harry
Potter or something. Anyway, I am digressing rather and getting all
defensive in the process. Millions of us probably love the idea about the
dark helmetted one (can't resist an oo-er here) being our dad's - and I'm one of
them. My dad, as it happens, is a bit of a hippy. Likes Pink Floyd
and Yes (need I say more?!), so he is far removed from the Sith Lord as anyone
could possibly be. He doesn't even have asthma. Here is a picture of
me as Darth Vader and another one of me - VERY drunk - with a rather confused
Stormtrooper. As you can sense, I need help.


UPDATE!! In December 2009 (issue 191), the UK's top
Sci-Fi/Horror mag, SFX, ran an article on Sci-Fi/Horror T-shirts and this was
one of 5 of our designs they featured! Here's what they had to say:

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