Living Is The Slowest Form Of Suicide
So, you're contemplating suicide.  Can't quite decide the best method.  Shotgun.  Hanging.  EastEnder's double bill..  Well, how about you just keep on living.  Hey, you're gonna die one day anyway and, you never know, it might even be tomorrow.  Some people OD with Paracetomol which is just about the worst way to do it.  You don't die straight away, you see.  You have an agonising 48 hours or so for your liver so slowly pack in before Beelzebub whisks you away.  So, if you were contemplating that, scrub it off your list.  Or at least put it one above the EastEnder's omnibus.  Suicide.. don't do it, kids.  Living is the slowest form of suicide...

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