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MILF
Never ones to jump on any bandwagon, we are a good 7 or 8 years too late on
this. But, of course, we are NEVER too late because the anacronym MILF
(Mum I'd Like To Fuck) lives on and has entered the vocabulary of the Western
World. The reason this one has been done right now is quite simple.
And it is kind of an in-joke. And this description will probably get me
excomminicated and banished to the cupboard under the stairs. You see,
just two days ago, we saw Vikki's mum. She was a young mum when she had
Vikki so is still of the age where everything hasn't gone horribly wrong
yet. And she knows it. Cock mad. She exclaimed to us, quite
proudly, that she was a MILF. But - and here is the punchline -
apparently, when she first announced this fact, she mistakingly said SMURF
instead of MILF! This is particularly funny because, anyone that knows me
knows that I have a rather odd fondness for those cheery little blue creatures
(yes, they are real). So she kind of tainted that for me - all of a sudden
my Smurfy innocence was lost in a blur of middle-aged porn crossed with bad
cartoons from the 80's... Yuk. SMURF. Some Mums U Really Fuck?
I just hope she doesn't figure out how to work the internet one day.
Anyway, if YOU are a MILF, or if your partner is
a MILF, your mum a MILF or anyone's mum a MILF, you need this t-shirt!
And, as with everything on this webshite,
shipping is FREE WORLDWIDE!!!
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