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You May Think I'm A Bit Of A Twat, Whereas I Know You Are A Lot Of A Cunt
I'm sure you get it all the time, just random abuse from idiots on the train, on
the bus, in the street, at school, at work just because you look a bit
funny. I know I do. Often, I will be informed by a juvenile who
thinks the height of fashion is to tuck his tracksuit bottoms into some
checkered socks just below the knee that I look like a twat. Well, now I
have the perfect comeback for them. Make no mistake, some of us rockers,
goths, emos, grebos, alternatives - whatever you want to call yourself - do make
some wonderful fashion faux pas BUT, it is all in the name of individuality and
expression. These ne'er do wells just try their hardest to look exactly
like everyone else. I swear the chief Chav is really just playing a
practical joke on the rest.. You know, something along the lines of
"if I tuck my tracky bottoms into my socks, do you think these turds will
copy me?" and so on. I think he's just seeing how far they will play
Simon Says. Anyway, next time you get grief, be prepared with this
wonderful garment, available in an assortment of sizes, styles and colours, all
listed below :)
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shipping is FREE WORLDWIDE!!!
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