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You May Think I'm A Bit Of A Twat Whereas I Know You Are A... £12.99

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You May Think I'm A Bit Of A Twat, Whereas I Know You Are A Lot Of A Cunt
I'm sure you get it all the time, just random abuse from idiots on the train, on the bus, in the street, at school, at work just because you look a bit funny. I know I do. Often, I will be informed by a juvenile who thinks the height of fashion is to tuck his tracksuit bottoms into some checkered socks just below the knee that I look like a twat. Well, now I have the perfect comeback for them. Make no mistake, some of us rockers, goths, emos, grebos, alternatives - whatever you want to call yourself - do make some wonderful fashion faux pas BUT, it is all in the name of individuality and expression. These ne'er do wells just try their hardest to look exactly like everyone else. I swear the chief Chav is really just playing a practical joke on the rest.. You know, something along the lines of "if I tuck my tracky bottoms into my socks, do you think these turds will copy me?" and so on. I think he's just seeing how far they will play Simon Says. Anyway, next time you get grief, be prepared with this wonderful garment, available in an assortment of sizes, styles and colours, all listed below :)

And, as with everything on this webshite, shipping is FREE WORLDWIDE!!!

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Most of our prints are available on

standard t-shirt - unisex long sleeve t-shirt - unisex wife beater tight vest hoody - unisex
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Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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+ £1.00 for this style
Wife Beater Vest
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+ £10 for this style
skinny fit t-shirt - girls only skinny fit vest - girls only skinny fit dress - girls only
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+ £1.00 for this style
Skinny Fit Vest
(One Size ONLY)

available in black only
+ £1.00 for this style
Skinny Fit Dress
(One Size ONLY)

white has black straps
+ £5.00 for this style


With the following colour combinations

white print on black prink print on black green print on black red print on black

black print on white pink print on white green print on white red print on white

So be as crazy and inventive as you like and use these pulldowns to make YOUR selection!


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This product was added to our catalog on Tuesday 17 June, 2008.

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