I'm Not Fat, I'm A Jabba The Hutt Tribute Act
I wish I were fat, I could wear this top then, that is how impressed with myself I am for coming up with it. I met the bloke that played Jabba The Hutt once (in the first Star Wars movie, originally Jabba was played by a big fat man, later replaced in Jedi by the big muppet and then CGI'd back into Star Wars in the Special Editions, but I digress...) and, I tell you, it was a sterling bit of casting. Never in my life have I met such a heaving, sweaty, smelly, rasping lump of a human being. Quite revolting. He died shortly after I met him - nothing to do with me - but I suspect they just threw him on a tip rather than bother cremating him. Anyway, that has fuck all to do with this genius T-shirt. If you are on the large size AND a Star Wars fan, this is perfect and, you will be no-doubt glad to know, available in XXXL (and XXL, if you just don't try hard enough).

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Standard T-Shirt (S-XXXL)	Long Sleeve T-Shirt (S-XXL) + £1.00 for this style	Wife Beater Vest (S-XXL) + £2.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-XXL) + £10 for this style
Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Dress (One Size ONLY) white has black straps + £5.00 for this style

With the following colour combinations

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