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Bollocks To This, I'm Going Home For A
Wank
Are you ever in one of those situations where you would rather be just about
anywhere other than right there? I have them quite a lot; I am desperately
trying to make small talk with people I have little or zero in common with
wondering what the fuck I am doing there and why I don't just fuck off and
dosomethinglessboringinstead. Yeah, they never taught you THAT on Why
Don't You? If they did, I might have been a bit more interested in
it. "Why Don't You just switch off your TV set and go and do
something less boring instead. Like have a wank." Ha!
That made me laugh. There are probably only a handful of people that have
a fucking clue what I am going on about right now. I kind of went off on a
tangent, and now I'm riffing on 20 year old kids TV shows and what should have
been... If only I were in charge of kids TV, there would be less
Teletubbies and far more about masturbation. I'm going to leave now before
I say something that gets me in trouble.
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