Save Society: Neuter A Chav TODAY!
This particular design has come about as a direct result of that mucky 15 year old parading herself in the news who has just had a baby by a 13 year old kid.  Except it might not be his.  It could be any of 8 children that she's let chuck their adolescent spunk up her filthy cunt.  At 15 years old.  What is it with these kids?  Hey, we were all bored when we were 13 except, in my day, you didn't have X-Box's and other cool shit to play with.  You had your ZX Spectrum 48K or your Commodore 64, you had your BMX Raleigh Burners (ie had a Super Burner, I ruled) and that was about it.  No satellite telly, no internet, no liberal political-correctness-gone-mad softly-softly society.  What we did was, we got up, we looked outside, we saw it was sunny / rainy / hot / cold / snowy and we went out and we did stuff.  We went on adventures, we invented street hockey, we made ramps and rode over them, grazed our knees and occasionally nicked stuff from the local newsagents.  What we didn't do was get pissed, take drugs and try and fuck whatever local bike had her minging skanky pussy hanging out at that moment.  And that wasn't because we were square or uncool (OK, we were uncool) it was because we'd have been too fucking scared of the consequences because we knew it would have resulted in us getting a good bollocking from our parents, a good old-fashioned beating and sent to bed early without any supper.  It's not a fucking ASBO but it didn't need to be.  The point was, we knew that whatever punishment was threatened, it would be carried out.  And we didn't want that.  And if the police, teachers and parents actually had the POWER to punish kids, maybe we wouldn't have a bunch of imbeciles running around breeding and stabbing eachother.  I can see two eventual outcomes.  Either society is going to hell and the UK will eventually be run by these rat-faced cunts (if they can stop stabbing eachother long enough to organise something) OR the government is going to have to intervene, stop being so lilly-livered about everything and either limit the amount of kids these free-loading cunt-fucks can have or, even better, just start neutering them the second they emerge from their mum's gaping hole.  Fuck, we neuter dogs so they don't overrun the streets, why the fuck don't we neuter Chavs?  They are dumber than dogs, less goodlooking, smell just as bad and have worse manners.

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