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WARNING Contains Swine Flu
How fucking up-to-date are we? We always like to try and be the first to
capitalise on world disasters so here, mere hours after the pandemic was
announced, is our Swine Flu T-shirt! Just before you die horribly horribly
you can warn all of those around you that you are a walking disease.
Imagine how much fun you can have if you venture into crowded places wearing
such a garment? Surely, you will be the most popular person in that
lift? So, before you grow trotters and no longer have the dexterity to
work the internet, grab yourself one of our fun tees!
UPDATE JUNE 2009 Well well well, the Swine Flu has now reached PANDEMIC proportions. Are you worried yet? Nah, me neither. But it seems a lot of Daily Mail readers are bricking it and we have the perfect garment to wind them right up.
Can you imagine wearing one of these tees and then sneezing in a public place? There is a strong likelihood that you will be shot. Imagine was amazing publicity you will garner for us. You star,
you!
So, we have decided that this can be the Official Swine Flu Pandemic 2009
T-shirt. We shall donate precisely 0% of the sale price of this T-shirt to anyone important but, rest assured, we shall keep 100% of the sale price to spend on cool stuff like ice cream and Maltesers.
Here is some feedback from a wonderful customer
of ours: "I have one and I started coughing in public to get rid of my sore throat and people just avoided me and stayed well away from me and my friends, including the chavs... I found that cool, even cops avoided us and gave us
'the look'... I'm going to end up being abducted by people with white space outfit things :D I'm going back into town to scare
people further. I'm not scared either because everyone dies at some point, it's the way of life- I just try to make the most of it because you don't know when you're going to die/be killed and as for the pandemic- there's nothing to be scared of as I see it and those Daily Mail readers that you were talking about will believe anything they're that gullible.... it's just us people with brains that see reality but yeah, thanks for providing me and my friends with endless amuzement and for just being all out awesomeness and Vikki Spit too, hell all of you's :D"
And, as with everything on this webshite,
shipping is FREE WORLDWIDE!!!
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