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What Would Jeremy Clarkson Do?
I used to watch old style Top Gear, when it was just a car programme and people
with beards poked around in engines. I was too young to drive at the time
and was totally obsessed with Porsches but, being expensive cars, they were
never shown. Not when they could show a Vauxhall Viva instead. It
was boring. They would talk about valves and cylinders and oil and
sparkplugs. Then, one day, this gangly buffoon appeared on our screens
with a mass of boufont hair and, overnight, the programme changed. He
injected a slice of humour to proceedings and started dicking about in slightly
cooler cars. Of course, old Top Gear died a death and old Jezza was only
really seen in his "Watch Me Whilst I Blow Up A Corvette" style Xmas
videos. In a stroke of genius though, he persuaded the BBC to let him jazz
up the Top Gear format employing another middle-aged long-haired bloke and a
hamster and TV gold was born. It's kind of like the Goodies with
cars. And POWER!! Jeremy Clarkson rules and the only people that
disagree are people who hate cars. Or hippies. Or the French.
Or lorry drivers. Or Vegetarianists (apart from Vikki who also likes
JC). Or James May. Or Richard Hammond...
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