If I Wanted A Friend Like You, I'd Squat And Shit One Out
I can't stand fair-weathered friends.  I have had a few over the years.  The kind of people who are happy to be your friend when it's easy going but, as soon as the going gets tough, they turn on you.  I had one at school who, when we moved from little to middle school, decided to turn on me because a lot of the more grown-up kids had started to pick on me.  Fuckers.  There's not a lot worse than bullying to warp a child's sense of the world.  I was quite a happy kid until I went to school, then I had about 10 years of grief.  Still, shaped me into who I am now, someone who realised that 99% of people out there aren't worth your time of day.  True friends are VERY hard to find.  Look at your own social circle, I bet there are only one or two people in it you could TRULY count on.  Well, do what I did, get rid of the rest as they're a total waste of time and Birthday presents.  In short, if people cannot accept you 100% for who and what you are, fuck 'em.  Anyway, this design represents how I personally feel about most people I encounter - I like the slighly poo-y font too.

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