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With the increase of internet credit card fraud it is important that we have checks in place to reduce the chances of fraudulent transactions.

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We take your security very seriously here at smellyourmum.com. we do not keep any records of your card details. the information given on our secure payment page is only used for that one transaction and is heavily encrypted while being processed using 128bit ssl - the highest encryption system available.

In fact, it is far safer for you to buy goods online with a credit card than, for example, paying for a meal in a restaurant where staff can take your card out of sight and copy the numbers. Or by signing a slip in a shop to pay for goods, which could then be left in full view of anyone. Even the carbon copies may be discarded without being properly destroyed first. Buying goods by telephone is no safer than buying online. Also, as a distant buyer you have far greater protection than you do from face to face buying.

As you can see, everyday shopping is far more at risk to fraud than shopping online, which (as well as being convenient) has, at the very least, active security measures to protect your credit/debit card details.

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