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We accept all major credit and debit cards via our SSL server!  You will notice that the whole Checkout process is done in a secure environment.  Card transactions are processed in real-time by Protx (view verisign certificate).  No-one can access your details or information and no card information is transported by email.  This site is so safe, you don't even need to wear a condom whilst surfing it...  Alternatively, use our mail/fax-in order form.  

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With the increase of internet credit card fraud it is important that we have checks in place to reduce the chances of fraudulent transactions.

When using your credit card to purchase products through us it may be worth noting the following strategies we have employed to ensure your credit card transaction is legitimate.

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If your country is NOT listed in the address pulldown, we WILL NOT ship to it.  We always double check that the location provided is within the country stated.  If it is not, we will not ship.  The following details may also be required:

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We take your security very seriously here at smellyourmum.com. we do not keep any records of your card details. the information given on our secure payment page is only used for that one transaction and is heavily encrypted while being processed using 128bit ssl - the highest encryption system available.

In fact, it is far safer for you to buy goods online with a credit card than, for example, paying for a meal in a restaurant where staff can take your card out of sight and copy the numbers. Or by signing a slip in a shop to pay for goods, which could then be left in full view of anyone. Even the carbon copies may be discarded without being properly destroyed first. Buying goods by telephone is no safer than buying online. Also, as a distant buyer you have far greater protection than you do from face to face buying.

As you can see, everyday shopping is far more at risk to fraud than shopping online, which (as well as being convenient) has, at the very least, active security measures to protect your credit/debit card details.

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