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It is important to us that you are 100% happy with your purchase so, to make choosing the correct size as easy as possible, please refer to this Size Guide.

You will see the style of garment (for example standard t-shirt), the size of garment (ie small) then the actual measurement itself (19in x 24in).  The measurement is in inches and was made by lying the garment on a flat surface then measuring from armpit to armpit (measurement 1) then from the collar to the bottom (measurement 2).  So, if you grab your favourite fitting t-shirt and measure it in the same way, you can choose the closest match from the list below, ensuring the perfect fit!

Standard T-Shirt STANDARD T-SHIRT
small 19in x 24in
medium 21in x 25in
large 22in x 26.5in
x-large 24in x 26.5in
xx-large 26in x 27in
xxx-large 28in x 28in
Long Sleeve T-Shirt LONG SLEEVED T-SHIRT (+£1.00)
small 19in x 24in
medium 21in x 25in
large 22in x 26.5in
x-large 24in x 26.5in
xx-large 26in x 27in
Skinny Fit T-Shirt SKINNY FIT T-SHIRT
small 6-10 (approx equivalent uk size)
medium 10-14 (approx equivalent uk size)
large
14+ (approx equivalent uk size)
Skinny Fit Vest SKINNY FIT VEST
small 6-10 (approx equivalent uk size)
medium 10-14 (approx equivalent uk size)
large
14+ (approx equivalent uk size)
Hoodies HOODY
small
22in x 25in
medium
23in x 26in
large
24in x 27in
x-large
25in x 28in
xx-large
27in x 29in
xxx-large 28in x 30in
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