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It is important to us that you are 100% happy with your purchase so, to make choosing the correct size as easy as possible, please refer to this Size Guide.

You will see the style of garment (for example standard t-shirt), the size of garment (ie small) then the actual measurement itself (19in x 24in).  The measurement is in inches and was made by lying the garment on a flat surface then measuring from armpit to armpit (measurement 1) then from the collar to the bottom (measurement 2).  So, if you grab your favourite fitting t-shirt and measure it in the same way, you can choose the closest match from the list below, ensuring the perfect fit!

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ViKKi modelling the new Skinny Fit Dress
for just £5 xtra, you girlz can select this option
in the STYLE pulldown menu when buying!!
Standard T-Shirt standard t-shirt
small 19in x 24in
medium 21in x 25in
large 22in x 26.5in
x-large 24in x 28.5in
xx-large 26in x 27in
Long Sleeve T-Shirt long sleeve t-shirt (+£1.00)
small 19in x 24in
medium 21in x 25in
large 22in x 26.5in
x-large 24in x 28.5in
xx-large 26in x 27in
Skinny Fit T-Shirt skinny fit t-shirt (+£1.00)
one-size 16in x 18in
these are made with an elasticated cotton material so will fit uk sizes 6-16
Skinny Fit Vest skinny fit vest (+£1.00)
one-size
note: only available in black
14in x 16in
these are made with an elasticated cotton material so will fit uk sizes 6-16
Skinny Fit Dress - CLiCK TO ViEW ON ViKKi! skinny fit dress (+£5.00)
one-size
note: white dress has black straps
14in x 27in
these are made with an elasticated cotton material so will fit uk sizes 6-16
Hoodies hoodies (+£10.00)
small 22in x 25in
medium 23in x 26in
large 24in x 27in
x-large 25in x 28in
xx-large 27in x 29in
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