Here is what some of our customers - the coolest and most discerning customers on the 'net, I might add - have said about us.  The comments are taken from your emails, testimonials, official Facebook page and also customer feedback off our eBay store.  If you have a comment, send it in!

JUNE 2010

"A+++++++ defo uses yourselves again" eBay customer feedback

"Goods received as promised. My sister was delighted with her T-shirt!" eBay customer feedback

"Exactly as advertised. Many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Amazing product & fantastic service, seller kept me up 2 date all the way. thanx" eBay customer feedback

"excellent aaaaaaaaa" eBay customer feedback

"fast delivery, A1 + ebayer" eBay customer feedback

"Brilliant great comms thank you" eBay customer feedback

"great ebayer ! fast postage will use again cheers!!" eBay customer feedback

"top quality shirt sent quickly..and would say use again.." eBay customer feedback

"fab item, excellent customer service, speedy delivery thank-you:=)" eBay customer feedback

"excellent fast service and unique product! thanks a lot =)" eBay customer feedback

"perfect buy - instant shipment got here very quickly" eBay customer feedback

"FAST shipping! Product in PERFECT shape! Thanks for EXCELLENT transaction! A++++" eBay customer feedback

"well done guys and girls, brilliant service, 100% tip top" eBay customer feedback

"Fast delivery, great item Many thanks :) A+++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Can't wait for my shirt to come down so I can wear it to see you guys at Chaos in June!!! :D" Ashley, Jersey

"Frickin' awesome site! That free delivery is a clincher. Keep up the good work." Danni, Lancs

"Please send a total for this CD, signed by the two of you, to the US. I also write for The RockPit and loved your interview... checked you out and LOVE the CD... I want to help spread the SLT poison here in the States!!!" Todd, USA

"excellent service and t shirt, will use again, thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"yet another perfect transaction, these sellers truly are the dogs b****cks A++++" eBay customer feedback

"fantastic better than expected" eBay customer feedback

"quick dispatch very good product many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Fantastic! Thank you!" eBay customer feedback

"great product thanks" eBay customer feedback

"great service from a company that cares!" eBay customer feedback

MAY 2010

"Your shirts made me laugh at the expo! Brilliant! Will be coming back here!" Christine, Kent

"found u by chance,, love the stuff man..." John, Yorkshire

"brilliant ebayer! 5******" eBay customer feedback

"Extremely prompt and exactly as described - my mate will love it!! *****" eBay customer feedback

"Nice quality and received VERY quickly. would definately use again" eBay customer feedback

"Awesome t-shirt, fast delivery. Will be back for more. thank you" eBay customer feedback

"good shirt, quick delivery, thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Fab comms thank you so much!!" eBay customer feedback

"Top item, top seller. would recommend" eBay customer feedback

"Items as described, well packaged, fast delivery, excellent service A+++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"The Mrs insists on your t shirts for her birthday, so thats what she gets! She loves your stuff, keep up the good work and keep keeping the faith!" Mike, Sussex

"hay guys love the shirts this will make the smell your mum colection to 11!" Stewart, Australia

"Friends bought t-shirts cool as" Carolynn, Fife

"fast delivery good ebayer A+++++ rock long hard and prosper" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent item! great communication! All round awesome seller!! AA++++" eBay customer feedback

"super fast delivery..great item..will def use again" eBay customer feedback

"Awesome service, fastest delivery ever! Will shop with them again A+++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"T shirt in excellent condition and as described. Prompt dispatch" eBay customer feedback

"Fast delivery, great t-shirts, will shop with them again for sure! A++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Awesome ebayer, how it should be done! A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Great t-shirt, many thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"Great T shirt, great service, many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Best tee's around!!!! good price!!! with a great reason to buy them!!!!" Samantha, Coventry

APRIL 2010

"Brill CD.All hail to the Zion" eBay customer feedback

"Great T-Shirt. As Described & fast delivery. Many Thanks" eBay customer feedback

"was out last nite and see a mate with one of ur t-shirts on. Not Too Fat To Fuck! i loved it and the fact that smellyourmum.com was on there as well. Now im spending £98.91 on a load of tshirts. But it was worth it for the story about you gettin beaten up for the He Is Gay-> tshirt. Very funny, the sorry ur mistaken greeny caught me off gaurd." Mark, Essex

"You guys are amazing keep up the amazing music and excellent ideas for new T's.  All the best from me ;-)" Tracy, Deeside

"fast service,as described,many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"You guys rock so much xxx" Cass, Worcs

"Excellent seller received items very quick great service Thankyou AAA+++" eBay customer feedback

"Found you on Ebay, love your items!!" Rachel, Kent

"My tattooist told me about this website, and its freakin' awesome!" Susan, Paisley

"Awesome T shirt and fits perfectly =)" eBay customer feedback

"Love this website - Will have to buy a few shirts and hoodies soon :P" Facebook customer comment

Here is a bad screen grab of MTV Headbanger's Ball (Greece) presenter Vanessa wearing our band's T-Shirt, available from this site!

"your clothes are awesome , and the service is just as good" Facebook customer comment

"I've been wetting my pants for the last 15 minutes looking through the t-shirts!!!! LEGEND. Simple." Facebook customer comment

"Excellent seller, very fast delivery!" eBay customer feedback

"Awesomeee =] 5 stars all the way!! *****" eBay customer feedback

"Tshirt as desribed. Good service!" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent - well pleased" eBay customer feedback

"fast delivery. all ok. thanks." eBay customer feedback

"Fab item, thank you! :o)" eBay customer feedback

"Top Notch" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent, I needn't say more!" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent item and ebayer thanksAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA++++++++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Good work people. My last shirt is an ice-breaker in my tattoo parlour ( smallest in britain) Thanks again. Dave" David, Ayrshire

"Hey Z/Vicki hope all is well, love the new bus and thought id get a T shirt for the Joe Perry Show next week Gordie" Gordie, Kent

"This has got to be the best site ever! =] its awesome" Ben, Vale

MARCH 2010

"Fucking great site so cheers" Ross, Leeds

"You guys are awesome. Loving the work." Jon, Lincoln

"Great t-shirt, it washes up really well getting this one for a friend who's a tatooist" Mr Carroll, Herts

"Thank you for the fantastic Not all Goths..... long sleeved shirt.I shall enjoy wearing it to my Mother's house tomorrow....." Sue, Crawley

"all perfect, thank you very much." eBay customer feedback

"my t shirt arrived this mornin...fab yet again..many thanx" Facebook customer comment

"I'm a huge fan of SMELLYOURMUM, have purchased quite a few t-shirts :)" Facebook customer comment

"gotta say love the site and love all the merch you sell definetly will be buying more it's brilliant :)" Facebook customer comment

"Thankyou for my Smellyourmum goodies... i shall be whoring the dress tonight :D Woo!! x" Facebook customer comment

"Arrived really quickly, thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Great Item ~ Fast Delivery ~ Fab Ebayer ~ Deffinatly use again!! Thankyou!" eBay customer feedback

"Great item, great service, great ebayer!" eBay customer feedback

"Found you in Kerrang, your sites officially the mutts nuts!" Cass, Worcester

"you guys are fuking ledgends for setting up this site" Keanu, Alderney

"Thats what i call good service.Many many Thanks.Will be back for more" eBay customer feedback

"Very politically incorrect jet black humoured top quality T-shirt & great seller" eBay customer feedback

"Great ebayer delivery was as stated. Tshirts fit perfect!" eBay customer feedback

"Awesome seller. Speedy Delivery. Nice one" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent t-shirt, exactly as described. Will definitley buy from here again!!" eBay customer feedback

"Very fast dispatch, good comms. Thankyou" eBay customer feedback

"t-shirts came over the weekend, fucking kick ass! Wearing them out this weekend ;)" Facebook customer comment

"Been saving up so i can purchase some more of your awesome T-shirts! have fun and see you soon!!" Facebook customer comment

"I came across that site by chance a few weeks ago and it's fucking genius! Don't worry...you'll be getting more buys from me, haha ;)" Facebook customer comment

"checked out smellyourmum.com=D and got some awesome gear!" Facebook customer comment

"hey got the hoody today i love it thanks a million :D" Facebook customer comment

"awsome website some really great stuff" James, Wiltshire 

"great hoodie thanx .... excellent..." eBay customer feedback

"Great T, cheap price, quick delivery." eBay customer feedback

"best seller on ebay!" eBay customer feedback

"Fast dispatch. Great quality product. Good Stuff :D" eBay customer feedback

"Speedy delivery, great item, great price. Thanks guys! :)" eBay customer feedback

"Great company to deal with" eBay customer feedback

"read kerrang loved the t shirts" Ann, Dorset

"Saw your site in Kerrang... and OMG i love it. Its awesome." Tiffanie-May, Norfolk

Here is a bad screen grab of TV presenter Nick Baker appearing on "Weird Creatures" in one of our T-shirts!

"Hubby has used your site before.. and it's awesome!" Jo, Middlesex

"fansatic communiations. great to deal with. fab and enjoyed buying. A+A+A+A+A+" eBay customer feedback

"fast dispatch,thanks loads" eBay customer feedback

"Great communication great products i'll def buy from them again A***************" eBay customer feedback

"Prompt delivery, well packed. A***************" eBay customer feedback

"This website = a life saver for birthday pressies. :D" Clementine, Norfolk

FEBRUARY 2010

":D I'm loving this site soo much it's my home page!  I'm enjoying the tops (especially the tatt and offensive ones!!) and gonna end up with a wardrobe full of 'em =]  To be honest, the only thing I love more than the tops is the descriptions ;D They fucking rule!! Hahah, whenever I get bored or pissed off I just come on here and read through the desricptions...always cheers me up!! :D Keep Going!!" Ash, Hull

"I bought a t-shirt from you at the MCM expo con in telford and loved the design and wanted more!" Leoni, Notts

"Loving your work and the Tweets" Helen, Kent (follow Zion on Twitter here)

"Epic stock again at MCM Expo again but I just had to check the website out this time round!!" Craig, Warwickshire

"Great ebayer, wonderful comms and lovely product! Thanks alot!!" eBay customer feedback

"Great service EXCELLET quality. Will be buying more from them" eBay customer feedback

"Great eBayer thank you so much A++++" eBay customer feedback

"Great seller.. Highly recommended.. A++++++" eBay customer feedback

"great product, great cooms, arrived speedily, what more could you want?!" eBay customer feedback

"Speedy delivery of a Fab T-shirt, The hubbies well chuffed with it-Many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Great shirt, quick delivery and contact from the band!!!" eBay customer feedback

"everything 100% ! thank you!!" eBay customer feedback

"FABULOUS HOODY,SPEEDY DELIVERY WOULD DEAL WITH AGAIN-THANKS" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent shirt! Great people to buy from! A+++++" eBay customer feedback

"great item,fab price,and fast delivery" eBay customer feedback

"Awesome!!! thanks very much A++" eBay customer feedback

"good item would recommend to all" eBay customer feedback

"more cool shit that my boss will love me wearing!" Lauren, Cleveland

"Hello, I am so excited about receiving these CD's since I immidiately liked the music as soon as I had a listen to some. I would like these CD's to be signed with my name. Could you do so?" Takuro, Japan

JANUARY 2010

"Thoroughly reliable and trustworthy ebay partner whom I warmly recommend. +++++" eBay customer feedback

"Perfect transaction, thankyou!" eBay customer feedback

"Thanks these were great and came super fast your brilliant!" eBay customer feedback

"Very efficient seller." eBay customer feedback

"Good quality product, arrived quickly :)" eBay customer feedback

"Awesome, Awesome, Awesome, what more can I say? Oh Yeah; Awesome, A++++" eBay customer feedback

"great item, good value and prompt delivery! brilliant!" eBay customer feedback

"Very happy with the item, delivery and price - recommended!" eBay customer feedback

"Super quick delivery, good quality T too. Thanks A++" eBay customer feedback

"love it! thanks so much!" eBay customer feedback

"i love these guys there teeshirts rule (do i get a free cd for that ) haha thx" eBay customer feedback

"Fantastic item. quick delivery" eBay customer feedback

"great ebayer, well packaged, fast delivery" eBay customer feedback

"Item as described. Great ebayer. A+++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Told you I'd be back ! The t-shirts are still going down a storm after christmas, and your new gear looks fucking brilliant - I cannae resist !" Giles, Glasgow

"I bought a few t-shirts from you guys to give as christmas presents, and just as expected - they fucking loved them! Ordering and delivery was easy like Sunday morning, I'm looking forward to buying more of your gear - as far as offending folk goes, you've spoilt me for choice!  Thank you for being awesome" Giles, Scotland

DECEMBER 2009

"I just have to comment on the fuckin excellent service provided at smellyourmum.com, Thanks again!!!" Marie, Ireland

"loving the website. deffo be buying more :D" Facebook customer comment

"Brilliant as always - I get a lot of comments on my Tees and I always let them know the web-address. Cheers muchly and have a great Christmas." Dawn, Hampshire

"great, thanks!!" eBay customer feedback

"Quick delivery, no problems, recommended!" eBay customer feedback

"Super fast delivery, all good thanks A++++" eBay customer feedback

"Luv this!Great price & extremely quick delivery...was able to wear it Xmas Day." eBay customer feedback

"A VERY NICE PERSON TO BUY FROM. 5 STARS. AND A+++++++++. THX" eBay customer feedback

"Arrived very well packaged, in great condition and exactly as described. A++++++" eBay customer feedback

"A Pleasure 2 Do Buisness With... Again... A*****" eBay customer feedback

"great item fast delivery A++++++++ service very pleased highly recommended" eBay customer feedback

"good quality t shirt amazingly quick delivery. Thank you!" eBay customer feedback

"AWSOME EBAYER" eBay customer feedback

"quick dispatch, great product good to do buisness with" eBay customer feedback

"I Abso love this website!!! :D:D" Amy, North Yorkshire

"My wife ordered from you last Christmas, excellent service, very nice people to do business with." Ashley, Kent

"oh my god this website is LEGEND" Connor, East Yorkshire

"cool website, very impressed! Totally AWESOME!!!" Fiona, Moray

"excellent ebayer...recommended to all thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Chavtasic,Seller, good coms, a pleasure to do business with, A++" eBay customer feedback

"Quick Delivery, Top Ebayer, Would Buy From Again, Thanks A******" eBay customer feedback

"Lovely, Thank You. Excellent ebayer!!" eBay customer feedback

"Fast delivery, Nice t-shirt. Thanks :-)" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent ! Thank you very much xxx" eBay customer feedback

"absolutly fantastic service im already lookin at what 2 buy nxt" eBay customer feedback

"awesome A++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"100% FULLY RECOMMENDED - GREAT ITEM & SERVICE - TOP MARKS 10/10 !!!" eBay customer feedback

"Great Tshirt, great price and great service. Many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Item exactly as described, thank you!! :)" eBay customer feedback

"Got the shirts I ordered and they're bloody awesome ^_^" Stephen, UK

"YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING AWSOME" Lauren, Cleveland

"Heard through a friend, went to see Spit Like This in October and they rocked!!" Briony, Wales

"Saw your stall at MCM Expo in October and me and my friend spilt the three for £20 deal. So far the two I bought have been well worn and all the letters are still intact, so that's always a good thing ;)" Jane, Essex

"great quality and fast delivery thanks" eBay customer feedback

"great item would deffo buy from agen exactly the same as in picture. thankyou." eBay customer feedback

"arrivded quickly thank you :) great communication." eBay customer feedback

"EXCELLENT SERVICE,FAST DELIVERY" eBay customer feedback

"All the T-shirts are Soooooo funny, will definately buy from you again!!" Patricia, Berks

"SAW YOU GUYS AT COLLECTORMANIA LAST WEEKEND. LOVE THE T'S!" Lorraine, Devon

NOVEMBER 2009

"Hi. We first heard about Smell Your Mum when we met Lord Zion and Vikki Spit at the London Film and Comic Con back in July this year. We would have bought some t-shirts from you then but we didn't find you until late and unfortunately we'd already blown all our cash by then. It was great to meet you though as we're both Spit Like This fans and not only already own some of your sounds but actively promote your band on our small Goth webpage, The Goth Graveyard. If you get a moment you can check it out at bebo.com/-undead- (Your details are in Band Pix 7) Anyway, good luck and all the best" Raglan and Nancypants, London

"this is more of a congratulation letter than an enquiry.  Just thought i'd drop a line and say that i loved the reply you gave to the chav woman/teenager.  Very well delivered and hilarious, thanks for brightening an otherwise dull day at the office.  P.S. im not a chav but i hope my spelling is good enough for you haha" Ricky, UK

"I love your slogans on your t-shirts....My bf loves funny t-shirts and so I will no doubt be seeing lots more of your site!!...Keep up the good work and have a great christmas!!" Tam, Lincs

"This design is actually so awesome its unreal! I'm getting it for a mate for xmas and its the perfect present for him so ta very much! :P" Beth, Hampshire

"Can't wait to get this CD and fuck off the neighbours!!! See you Sunday guys. Keep Rockin'" Meat Handy, Worcs

"In love!" C, Glasgow

"omg your website is the dogs gonads!!!" Victoria, Worcs

"you guys are fucking brilliant thanx for a great site for us to enjoy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sid, Somerset

"Great Quality On The Item! Thanks 4 The T-shirt! Good Job! A+" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent transaction, excellent ebayer - will use again A+" eBay customer feedback

"fantastic product ..... fast delivery.... A*****" eBay customer feedback

"Fast Delivery. Excellent thanks. Added to favourites" eBay customer feedback

"excellent t-shirt very fast delivery" eBay customer feedback

"Gr8 item and fast delivery - A ***** ebayer - would buy from again many thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"loving the tshirts and hoodies XD" Facebook customer comment

"cheers 4 da add, u av some awesome tshirts" Facebook customer comment

"I was looking thro the website such awesome stuff on there. Found it thro skin deep mag." Facebook customer comment

"Item as described & quick delivery thank you" eBay customer feedback

"hello, i'm fucked out of my mind, and you could probably do without a late night email from the likres of me, but i just read the noizletter and i gotta say, that 'christmas is my second favourite c word' shirt still cracks me up every time. i was working at sainsbury's 3 years ago over christmas and i used to say that to everybody i saw, even unsuspecting customers! i think that's why i got fired.... anyway, keep up the good work, if i wasn't so unemployed i'd have bought at least a million of your shirts to go with the loads i already have, you bring a ray of un pc and often abusive sunshine to my otherwise unimaginably boring life. two thumbs up!!!! " Bernard, UK

OCTOBER 2009

"a1 fast delv ace iteam i will be back thank u" eBay customer feedback

"brilliant t shirt...funny as f@@k" eBay customer feedback

"great t shirts,will be back for more v soon when funds allow" Linda, West Midlands

"Read advert in total tattoo while i was getting my backpiece finnished this morning and me and my tattoo artist were pissing ourselves looking through the t-shirt list. Keep up the good work!" James, Aberdeen

"just want to say that i love love love your t shirts and laughed out loud by accident on a couple of them. right up my street!" Lauren, UK

"Excellent ebayer. Highly recommended" eBay customer feedback

"Fab! exactly as described, good quality. fast delivery" eBay customer feedback

"Great selection and website! All your shirts raise a smile in the studio!!" Matt, Skullduggery Custom Tattoos, Cardiff

"quality material,support these they are rock band going places" eBay customer feedback

"quick delivery and awesome communication throughout. Top stuff! A+++" eBay customer feedback

"I found your WONDERFUL webshite when looking for that certain je ne sais qua for all my best mates (commonly known as the fucked up family) birthday prezzies and will be back for a shit load of crimbo prezzies....love it!!!" Linda, West Midlands

"found you on ebay, loved the ideas, asked some questions and bought with a smile on my face!Arnie said it best when he said . . . . . . . . I'll be back!" Adam, Pembrokeshire

"Hiya. Just to let you know, my order arrived safe and sound today.  Excellent!...Love the t-shirt, and will take a good listen to your stuff on your website tomorrow" Nick, UK

"Fast delivery, item as described, recommended E-bayer" eBay customer feedback

"Very happy with t-shirt A+++++++++++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent Seller!! Thank you very much!!! A+++" eBay customer feedback

"VERY GOOD VERY FAST THANK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" eBay customer feedback

"bang on mates,brilliant shop will no doubt deal again . 5+++++++++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Item originally lost in post - happily replaced item at no extra cost" eBay customer feedback

"Fantastic item,will be using this shop again!! Super quick delivery,thanks." eBay customer feedback

"just received my order, t-shirts are grand, will definately order again" Craig, UK

SEPTEMBER 2009

"Thanks Guys. Loving your work!" Jowan, Bridgend

"Excellent item, fast delivery, many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Very fast delivery." eBay customer feedback

"You have the BEST selection of obscence clothing I have ever seen... I spent more time laughing than ordering" James, Berkshire

"I am not a goth, i am not a rocker, i am not a facist, i am not a racist, i am not a mainstream ken doll, i am not a townie, i am not a chav, i am not a ned, i am not a sheep with society, i am not a rebel of society i am a guy who appreciates the adverse opinions people seem to have when you say the words FUCK and CUNT and would like to say that never have i come across a site that had all t-shirts that i have ever wanted contained in one site and i would just like to show my appreciation to all at SMELLYOURMUM.COM, thanks for reading!" Paul, UK

"Excellent customer service - received very rapid response to a query." eBay customer feedback

"Hello there returning customer here!!  Shall prob return again and again!" Sarah, Cheshire

"Your shirts are epic folks! Thanks :)" Emma, Fife

"recommended by my sister. awesome site!!" James, Cheshire

"Cheers Fella. Got plenty of comments about the Anal Sex one i wore to the Euro Finals at Santa Pod. Even had people taking pics of it. I told them all where to get em from ;)" Danny, UK

"Loving all the new slogans, sometimes I browse just for shits and giggles. Is that wrong?. Keep up the good work" Valerie, Aberdeen

"your shirts rock!" Facebook customer comment

"Smellyourmum.com is ACE!! thankyou for bringing me to your OSSUM music and amazing t's XD xox" Facebook customer comment

"excellent great zombieeeeeeeeeeeee" eBay customer feedback

"brilliant a pleasure doing business great ebayer" eBay customer feedback

"Thank You Great T Shirts By the way." Samantha, Sheffield

"brilliant!" eBay customer feedback

"top seller - top spec item- fast delivery A++" eBay customer feedback

"bought for a tattoo artist who loved it" eBay customer feedback

"these are the funnyest tshirt slogans ive ever seen , well done !!" Carly, Cornwall

"I heard about you in Kerrang magazine. I subscribed your messaging service and saw the t-shirt there. Im a huge fan of Jeremery Kyle so i was like I HAVE TO HAVE THAT T-SHIRT!!! lol _3" Charlotte, Worcs

"Received my bumper bundle of shirts today. Ta very much! They're a bit big on me; you've made a fat man very happy." Facebook customer comment

"yo dudes!!!! thanks for the very fast delivery and fab shirt laterZ" eBay customer feedback

"a1" eBay customer feedback

"Woo hoo goodies arrived this morning :D" Facebook customer comment

"My t's came today! thanks very much another 5 to add to my collection! very pleased with them! xx" Facebook customer comment

"Excellent t shirt, fast delivery and good packaging. Thanks***" eBay customer feedback

"top quality" eBay customer feedback

"great thanks recomended seller" eBay customer feedback

"i had bought from you before for another friends birthday , from ebay ." Rebecca, Cambridgeshire

"great thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Hey Z - love this fuckin tee haha got it on normal with red print but want it in vest in white haha - cheers dudes - keep on rocking" Joe, Wigan

AUGUST 2009

"The website is awesome! :-)" Facebook customer comment

"i think i could promote smell your mum on my own. all i wear is your t-shirts. even to work and they love them too. but needed a few new ones" Facebook customer comment

"Hi love the site and especially the free t-shirt offers!! \m/ ^_^ \m/  Thanking you for giveing me something worth wearing!" Catriona, Ireland

"got the t-shirts today, awesome stuff! thanks!" Facebook customer comment

"Dude, thank you so much, they arrived TODAY!!! You're awesome =D" Facebook customer comment

"looking forward to flashing of my new bad mofo wallet :P" Facebook customer comment

"great seller A***" eBay customer feedback

"brilliant t-shirt! came very quickly! will buy from again! A+++" eBay customer feedback

"very good service, thankyou very much x" eBay customer feedback

"My friends told me about the website!  its wicked, love the insults!" James, Notts

"beautiful,talented and generous!" Tracey, Kent

"Great t-shirt, i WILL be buying more!!. Fast delivery, fantastic seller :)" eBay customer feedback

"I could buy a different slogan for every day of the year. Loved them!!. Thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Item arrived prompty and as described. Excellent service - many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"very fast posting, brilliant quality, thanks alot!!!" eBay customer feedback

"Great item, many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"excellent product, excellent communication. recommended, thanks very much A++" eBay customer feedback

"Received yesterday! good delivery time! Thanx v. much!" eBay customer feedback

"many thanks - I get lots of comments on your T's - I always tell them your website so here's hoping you're doing OK." Dawn, Hampshire

"Excellent website- choice amazing Free Delivery is Great." Tricia, Ireland

"Found your site surfing the net looking for rude t-shirts for my birthday party, lots to choose from spent ages deciding which to have..." Julie, Lincs

"F**kin love this site :D  Band is awesome too" Paul, Derbyshire

"Dude i love your work, we should have a pint one day, i think we would have lots in common :)" Luke, Glos

"Hello!  This is my attempt of supplying you with all the ribena and crisps you can pur-chase for 12 quid! Huzzah! Please send out sooooon, as I'd love to wear my SLT vest with pride STATESIDE! Wooo!! See you at HRH xxx" Clementine, Norfolk

"Thank you! for making the awsome tshirts :D" Facebook customer comment

"Loving the T's man their the dogs nuts ;)" Facebook customer comment

"Top seller AAA+++ top spec item. Highly Recommended." eBay customer feedback

"wicked item, great seller, A+ will be back :) many thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"Very happy with product & service received. Thank you. A++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent seller goes out of there way to please highly recommended" eBay customer feedback

"Got the 666 top with many thanks A++++++++++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

JULY 2009

"I am delighted, hope to do more business in the future,great items!!many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"awesome tshirts gets many a laughs haha a++++++++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"very funny good quality material" eBay customer feedback

"I think the shirts here are absolutly fantastic!" Haylee, Birmingham

"Hello to you, just a note to say thanks very much for getting the t-shirt sent out so quickly (Tense nervous headache... ). The bloke it was for is well chuffed with it. Thanks again. Best wishes" Julie, UK

"my t-shirt arrived this morning - looks great and now can't wait to wear it. wanted to thank you for quick fast service and looking forward to future purchases" Peter, UK

"Thanks guys, the T-Shirt is brilliant! :D  My teachers hated it. SPOT ON! :D  It's really comfortable too ^_^ <3" Connor, Notts

"Still loving the website, tees and cards. Thank you ever so much for a wicked site Zion & Vikki!" Justin, Norfolk 

"Wicked site. Will be ordering more next week...gonna be a great weekend, gonna kick some skanky chav ass!" Meat, Worcs

"I am definitely loving the tees, definitely the best website out there!" Justin, UK

"Hey guys:) I saw your advert in Skin Deep. The name of the website was like a magnet. Just great. And here I am:)" Agnieszka, London

"Love the last two so much i came back for more!!" Danny, Cambridgeshire

"i heard from you guys from the great magazine kerrang, a few friends have bought stuff from here and reccomended it to me, and also i thought that the products on offer look cool" Mike, Yorkshire

"Love it! Great item, fast delivery, excellent seller, thanks!!" eBay customer feedback

"I love it it's so gross THANKS" eBay customer feedback

"fantastic seller,pleasure to deal with.strongly recommended+++" eBay customer feedback

"awesome t shirt! just need the guts to wear it haha. cheers!!" eBay customer feedback

"FAB, REALLY GREAT EBAYER" eBay customer feedback

"Awesome seller!" eBay customer feedback

"Arrived no problems, many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"great service. very fast delivery, i recommend this ebayer, many thanx" eBay customer feedback

"excellent service and great product" eBay customer feedback

"excellent product and delivery" eBay customer feedback

"i hear ed about youz lot in total tattoo and some ov these t shirts are AWSOME" Kristi, Cumbria

"Google search, loved the name and could not resist!" Darren, Lothian

"I heard about it from my friend and from kerrang mag, then i bought it for my best friend fr her birthday ^_^ " Claire, Warwickshire

"Came across your website accidentally, as is usual with all the best ones! Had me in hysterics! I'm not brave enough to wear them though, the t-shirt I'm ordering is for a mate." Julie, UK

"This site is perfect for buying presents for my fiance! Love it!" Lauren, Lancaster

JUNE 2009

"A++++ ebayer, item as described, good comms, quick dipatch, would recommend" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent t-shirt" eBay customer feedback

"very quick, good price, very happy A+++++ =]" eBay customer feedback

"nice tee great ebayer!" eBay customer feedback

"great ebayer will buy again+++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"spot on very good communication A++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Fantastic ebayer, great item, good communication, will def use again! A+++++" eBay customer feedback

"Product as described, would be happy to deal again. fast reception." eBay customer feedback

"Great designs, I'll be back!" Richard, Notts

"well i don't really remember how i found the site but im damn glad i did! loving the new tee designs and keep up the good tunes! hoping to see yew on tour soon!" Andy, Cheshire

"Lovin' your Tshirts n stuff!!" Debbie, Birmingham

"Found you on ebay, thought is was funny how you basically slagged ebay off on there own site, googled you name bought some shit from you" Chris, Guildford

"a guy came in my pub wearing this be nice or fuck off t shirt... it was exactly how i felt on a busy night." Tim, London

"just fab tshirts!" Leonard, London

"Ur website lookedthe most professional and very easy to use after coming across the site from Google. Well Done" Darren, Lothian

"Hi bought Skin Deep tattoo mag and i always see these tattoo clothing websites and yours was the first one to have really cool stuff, and i am so happy with my new hoody i cant wait to parade around with it on my back. Happy Days!!!!!!" Kelly, Ireland

"YOURE T-SHIRTS ARE WAY COOL" Alison, Essex

"Great idea for Father's Day....thanks!" Dee, Deeside

"Found you in Bizarre Magazine. So many T shirts, so little money :)" Danny, Cambridgeshire

"amazing tshirts, briliant! I've told a lot of people about the site already! Cunt clothing, best brand I've seen! Take it easy! I'll be back for more purchases soon!" Babak, London

"Looking forward to recieving my first purchase ;) I will be back for more!" Danny, UK

"perfect eSeller!" eBay customer feedback

"Fast delivery item as described" eBay customer feedback

"10/10" eBay customer feedback

"I LOVE THESE T-SHIRTS. A GREAT RANGE TO CHOOSE FROM. THANK YOU" eBay customer feedback

"great item, good quality shirt and print arrived quickly" eBay customer feedback

"Nice item, quick delivery. Thanks!!" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent Item! Excellent communication! Would certainly use again, Thank u xx" eBay customer feedback

"You probably remember us as the two idiots that got jumped by Stormtroopers at Collectomania in MK. Well.. We love the t-shirts we got and want to get more of these shirts!" Kat & Nat, Milton Keynes

"Bought a couple of your t-shirts at Collectormania Milton Keynes and can safely say I'm now totally hooked!" Kara, Newhaven

"I randomly stumbled accross this site......good stuff!" Babak, London

"Got the shirts today. They're fab. Thank you!  I will be and possibly bring, repeat custom!" Izzie, UK

"love your tshirt site my second purchase from you and im sure many more in the future i am also following you on twitter!" Claire, UK

"product as described, would be happy to deal again." eBay customer feedback

"im a follower of fashion i have ordered before and love the website!" Claire, Essex

MAY 2009

"thank you very good" eBay customer feedback

"excellent seller, reliable and honest,fast delivery.just perfect!" eBay customer feedback

"Quick delivery. High quality. Highly recommended" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent original product will use again 5* C.Service a pleasure to use Thanks" eBay customer feedback

"As described - fast delivery" eBay customer feedback

"heard about u in kerrang, and i am updating my wardrobe for going to DOWNLOAD BABY!!! best teeshirts online EVER XXX" Hazel, Dundee

"Im thinking of getting my wage paid straight to your account as i spend most of my money here lol. Love the t-shirts these 4 will be no's 16,17,18 & 19 in my collection now.... Excellent album its in my car and played loud xxxx" Vicki, West Yorkshire

"heard about your site from my grandson! brilliant! love it!" Lynne, Kent

"I heard about you through going to a spit like this gig in Poole recently and really like the look of the t-shirt that I am ordering." Pete, Dorset

"still brilliant keep up the good work you bunch of cunts" Gordon, Surrey

"Hello yer mad bastards! Just to say thanks for making me and everyone that sees these tee-shitrts piss them selve laughing!" Gary, Yorkshire

"this site is AWESOME!" Dave, Wales

"Awesome site! Discoverd it in Metal Hammer magazine." Jackie, Powys

"fast delivery :) my bf loves ittt. x" eBay customer feedback

"As described. Well packed. Fast delivery." eBay customer feedback

"I'm happy with the item I ordered and the fast shipping. Will order again. A+A+" eBay customer feedback

"smooth transaction, thank you" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent. First class ebayer. ***AAA***" eBay customer feedback

"Good communication, fast shipping. Recommended!" eBay customer feedback

"Heard about you through someone at work, love the name of the site....makes it very easy to remember, there are so many shirts on here that suited my m8s, i had real trouble choosing just one. they're all wicked funny." Peter, Manchester

"bought from before , and just think the quality is fab !!! also just think you guys rock !! will wear with pride when you guys come on my rock-show" Ted, Cornwall

"Great website. I came here by mistake but i like it!" Dawid, Gloucester 

"great store cant wait for my tee haha" Alyn, Aberdeen

"speedy delivery and product as advertised thanx" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent transaction" eBay customer feedback

"your clothing rocks i get it for my son all the time he refuses to wear anything else, he is a right shit as well hahahaha heard about you from a freind but she is too much of a pussy to wear any of it hahahaha me i say gimme it all loving your work................ orders are always quick and in amasing condition on arrival and you know its always good to piss off the entire neighbourhood by wearing insults hahahahahaha respect" Wendy, Lancs

"I love your site dude! Think I found it via Spit like This or someone, it kicks ass. Hope to buy more stuff from you :)" Ginger, Lancs

"Love the site. Very funny!" Megan, Highlands

"Have to say the SLT tee I got when you played Islington in Feb is possibly the best quality tee I have ever cut up & customised. Blasted strong seams - I notice stuff like that..." Caz, UK

APRiL 2009

"all as described, quick postage, thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Great t shirt - thanks." eBay customer feedback

"Heard about you becase my friend always wears your tshirts and their funny (: and see them in kerrang and rocksound" Anon, UK

"kids think its great top item cheers" eBay customer feedback

"Many thanx, great service, fast, accurate, a pleasure to buy from!" eBay customer feedback

"Great item, prompt postage, A+++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"item as described, excellent condition, thanks" eBay customer feedback

"top Seller!!!" eBay customer feedback

"exellent thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"Fantastic card, many thanks for giving me the chance to buy this rather than mess about with moonpig.com for something so perfect for my friend!" Jaimie, Leics

"Gotta say... I'm the best dressed deviant in the pub! x" Ruth, Manchester

"WE SAW YOUR SITE IN THE MAG BSH AND ITS THE BEST YET.." Danny, London

"I heard about slt at hard rock hell and have become a huge fan,got the cd love it and am also a street slut and have been promoting the band in gwynedd.  So far i have hade a few people asking about slt and im happy to tell them. A brill band and a great bunch!" Graham, Gwynedd

"I was sitting in the hospital in A&E with three police officers getting checked out after an overdose and they gave me a mag to read...there was a small ad about this website checked it out when I got home and love it!" Keira, Surrey

MARCH 2009

"Hi! I am so excited about finding your site as that's the exact little miss shirt I want for my Melbourne International Comedy Festival show.  I hope you can get my order here ASAP!!! My show opens April 7th...This site is awesome!" Christina Davis, Australia (Comedienne)

"Perfect service as always. An absolute pleasure to deal with." eBay customer feedback

"good service and good product" eBay customer feedback

"everything 100% thankyou" eBay customer feedback

"great seller will use again a++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"very nice ebayer to deal with. item received quickly. would use again." eBay customer feedback 

"Many thanks the t shirt arrived safe and sound Top ebay seller A++++" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent product!! Great Ebayer to deal with! Also, a very good band!! 10/10" eBay customer feedback

"Apologies for late feedback! Fantastic product, swift delivery. Excellent seller" eBay customer feedback

"awesome site will be visiting smellyourmum.com a lot!" Seph, Yorkshire

"I met you at the NEC at Memorabilia on the Saturday and just discovering your web site now. What a cracking band you are. I have been to Amazon and ordered your new CD ! ! ! ! ! !" Paul, Bucks

"perfect, thank you" eBay customer feedback

"the site is great ill deff by buying again soon!" Dee, Doncaster

"Saw spit like this live in '08 was meant to get a T Shirt ages ago, guess i get it now! Keep up the good work" James, Cambs

"Great communication, very friendly seller, awesome : )" eBay customer feedback

"Love it, cheers" eBay customer feedback

"As described, quickly despatched, good seller" eBay customer feedback

"AAA all the way!" eBay customer feedback

"Heard in Kerrang magazine - went to buy because of free shipping!! Deadly tshirts!!! Actually laugh ou loud funny and incredibly offensive - the best kind of clothing!! Keep up the good work ;)" Cian, Ireland

"friends t-shirt had the site on it lol. u guys r wikid! cheers!" David, Middlesex

"I was bewailing the fact that there were no UK sites as cool as T-Shirt Hell. A guy I know, who happens to play the guitar in the heavy metal band I manage (Pantheon, see here: http://myspace.com/pantheonband) suggested I check out smellyourmum. So I did!  Why yes, this is a shameless plug for the band, but it does have the advantage of being completely true rather than me just making something up like a lying wench!" Hazel, North Yorkshire

FEBRUARY 2009

"I look forward to telling the valleys of the great unwashed that they do... indeed... smell of BUM!" Anon, UK

"i am epileptic and i think it is funny as fuck! keep up the good work" Timothy, Cleveland

"Saw you at the Hermit in Brentwood, and LOVED you!  Found this site and found meself in heaven.. Keep it up!" Ali, Essex

"i saw ur add in kerrang and liked u stuff rock on MFs" Leanne, Berks

"Valentines day has never been so fun!" Stewart, Aberdeen

"sister brought me a tshirt off you, so i thought id try the site myself!" Jonathan, Staffs

"very accurate description and arrived very quick" eBay customer feedback

"very pleased with goods and service.Thanks." eBay customer feedback

"Great t-shirt and fast delivery, thanks. Will defo buy from again. A+++" eBay customer feedback

"Great ebayer, worth buying items from,highly recommended, pleasure doin business" eBay customer feedback

"Great item, excellent delivery time, thank you." eBay customer feedback

"thanks my brother loves it will be buy from u again good value for money 5stars" eBay customer feedback

"I love this site" eBay customer feedback

"true to there word quality company" eBay customer feedback

"Great seller. Would deal with again. Recommended x" eBay customer feedback

"Nice vest - wish we had the wetaher to wear it! Excellent E-Bayer! 5*****" eBay customer feedback

"Exactly as decribed, well packaged with fast delivery! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" eBay customer feedback

"very good quality and fast delivery , thanks" eBay customer feedback

"very nice t shirt, only one problem, my partner now thinks he IS the master!!!" eBay customer feedback

"bloody fantastic site!" Emma, Devon

JANUARY 2009

"Truly truly awesomely wicked site, plus free Tee's too, how great is that?  I heard of the site through word of mouth...what a fantastic website! it's a shame i don't have an infinite amount of money, i'd buy one of everything!  PS can't emphasise how much I love the site!!!" Justin, Norfolk

"love the humerous t-shirts and stuff!" Laura, Worcs

"true to there word quality company" eBay customer feedback

"Still the best Ts on line!" Jim, Herts

"all received excellent ebayer many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Nice vest - wish we had the wetaher to wear it! Excellent E-Bayer! 5*****" eBay customer feedback

"Your website is wicked. I love it!!" Armapal, UK

"Excellent service, great ebay seller A+++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Wonderful to deal with, good quality and speedy delivery." eBay customer feedback

"Awsum product! will defo shop again. A+++++" eBay customer feedback

"A pleasure to deal with, friendly and helpful, a positive experience!" eBay customer feedback

"First shirt im buying...definitely wont be the last!!" Beth, Hampshire

"Saw a add in a tattoo mag...very cool t~shirts!!" Elaine, Ireland

"I really think these shirts are hilarious ^^" Virginia, Belgium

"Have ordered from you previously and happy with quality of goods and speedy delivery" Samantha, Dorset

"Great product, really fast service - many thanks A++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"All my mates went on about you guys until I went to see you at an AWESOME gig at the Hermit, Brentwood. Fan-fucking-tastic! Will never look back. I love yoooooo guys! _3" Ali, Essex

"Thank you my son loved the T.shirt thank you" eBay customer feedback

"All Good Here....Master was very pleased with my purchase....thank U!!!!!" eBay customer feedback

"The shirt is spot on, arrived very fast, thankyou very much." eBay customer feedback

"Great item and fast delivery A*****" eBay customer feedback

"brillllliiant! will be using again!" eBay customer feedback

"recieved quickly and safely packaged thank u" eBay customer feedback

DECEMBER 2008

"I heard about this website from a kerrang magazine and I love it!" Jade, Suffolk

"I heard about you in kerrang magazine as my partner reads it we saw your awesome t-shirts and ecided to get some. I think your designed are the best i have come across. so funny and some so true." Rachel, Surrey

"Shopped with you before, and allways check back for new t-shirts" Simon, Notts

"Easy ordering and its the funniest shopping site I've been on. Laughs and shopping....noish!" Rebecca, Norfolk

"brilliant T! Huge hit with the guys, expect more business!!! Thanks!!!" eBay customer feedback

"What an amazing site, i will be recommending you to all my sick friends" Matt, Cheshire

"Heard about you guys from a friend, and love the idea that we're supporting a band as well as getting great stuff off your website. once i get soummore money....youre all my wardrobe will consist of XD" Daisy, Devon

"excellent service fat delivery definately buy from again cheers and merry xmas" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent Item, Easy transaction, quick delivery. Would use again A+++++" eBay customer feedback

"great t-shirt, perfect gift :) thanks very much" eBay customer feedback

"great item ,fast postage, many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Awesome fucking site!" Luke, Wales

"3rd order and delighted so far. Just ordered the new album too, shops in Peterborough don't stock it. Bastards. Keep it up." Andrew, Cambridgeshire

"LOVE the site!" Gina, USA

"Ive used you before, VERY AWESOME!! Found you from Kerrang! :D:D Cheers x" Molly, Crawley

"shoppin on this site is a laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only problem is Im spoilt for choice!" Sue, Merseyside

"Came extremely quickly and in perfect condition. Recommended seller." eBay customer feedback

"thank you so much!! great tshirt!! quick delivery!! many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"quick delivery fantastic item" eBay customer feedback

"So good I had to have another one! Very quick delivery, even at Christmas!" eBay customer feedback

"excellent ebayer super fast postage merry christmas! AA++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Rapid delivery, helpful advice, good communication" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent. Super-quick delivery, and very pleased with item. Thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Perfect ebay seller. a+++" eBay customer feedback

"Great item. Good service with fast delivery. Many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Perfect transaction.... recommended seller A++++++" eBay customer feedback

"leaving even more positive feed back just cos it was 100% pure awsum" eBay customer feedback

"Fantastic service, great prices and comfortable fit. Thank you! A+++" eBay customer feedback

"Fantastic service and great price! Thank you! A+++" eBay customer feedback

"Ace eBayer, excellent product, great comms - Thanks ! d:-)"  eBay customer feedback

"excellent service, hope to do buisness again." eBay customer feedback

"quick and good product." eBay customer feedback

"excellent, fast delivery, item arrived perfectly, thank you, great service" eBay customer feedback

"Fantastic seller. 100% recommended. Check out their own site!!! Awesome!!" eBay customer feedback

NOVEMBER 2008

"I love this site!!!!!!" Deborah, Kent

"quality and quick A++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Heard about this site for ages but this is my first order ^^  Saw this wallet today in a media museum and ones from this site are far cheaper and nicer looking than ones the museum store!" Victoria, Cheshire

"Great seller, Highly Recommended. A++++++" eBay customer feedback

"WOW, EXCELLENT ITEM, SUPER FAST DELIVERY, A* E-BAYER" eBay customer feedback

"JUST AS DESCRIBED. GOOD SELLER. MANY THANKS" eBay customer feedback

"exactly what i wanted and very fast delivery. im delighted!" eBay customer feedback

"my late wife is buried in one of your t-shirts" Steve, Humberside

"a mate of mine had a really funny shirt on when i saw him a while ago. i am buying christmas presents and remembered this site" Helen, Reading

"My t-shirts arrived today (they are awesome!) and i just wanted to say thanks for the promt and friendly service!" Kirst, UK

"I always find the right something on your site! To say its different is an understatement. Keep up the good work, and so prompt! Loved everything we've ever had!!!!" Nicci, Cheshire

"my son told me about your site, very funny stuff excellent" Cathy, Dorset

"saw your advert in Kerrang so ordered t shirts for friends and family as xmas pressies, may be disowned soon after. Great t shirts and quick delivery A+" Margaret, Aberdeenshire

"this is such an awesum t-shirt thanks! also i will look at your band. A++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Great Seller! Arrived very quickly, thanks very much =)" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent seller, top rate transaction thanks very much!! would order again!" eBay customer feedback

"Super fast delivery, t-shirt as awesome as awesome can be, will be back for more" eBay customer feedback

"Fast delivery, excellent quality card, many thanks A1++++ ebayer" eBay customer feedback

"great quality and perfect fit, thanks very much" eBay customer feedback

"ace, thank you =)" eBay customer feedback

"very happy with purchase.. great ebayer" eBay customer feedback

"Love your stuff, perfect for my friends" Michelle, Herts

"Fast delivery, Good Comms And Great Shirt! Looked Good For Halloween! A++++" eBay customer feedback

"Super fast delivery! Thanks alot!" eBay customer feedback

"luvly jubbly xx" eBay customer feedback

"A+++ prompt delivery, quality item. thank you" eBay customer feedback

"S*&T HOT!! Buy here with confidence!!!Top Notch.Jolly spiffing people what!?" eBay customer feedback

"Fantastic service on my last order. Excellent quality product. Keep up the good work you cunts!" Andrew, Cambridgeshire 

OCTOBER 2008

"VERY fast delivery! goods well described.bargain! thank you!" eBay customer feedback

"best T shirt site out there!" Niki, Basingstoke

"found you thou a friend and i love your site" Jenny, Hull

"fan of your t shirts!" Amanda, Derbyshire

"i saw the advert in kerrang and thought it was funny as hell so keep up the good work" Rick, Cumbria

"bought from the site before....love it!!" Karen, Gloucester

"aint laughed so much in ages. superb selection!" Andrew, Edinburgh

"I wanted A specific Birthday card and put the relevant word in my google search box . your website popped up with the perfect card. Thank You" Anthony, Essex

"thanks, received it today, nice printing!" eBay customer feedback

"Swift delivery. Smart product. Many thanks. A+++" eBay customer feedback

"too good to be true" Chris, Somerset

"thanks item is perfect star seller" eBay customer feedback

"BRILLIANT...SUPERB!" eBay customer feedback

"Good item. Fast delivery! Recommended!" eBay customer feedback

"arrived promptly & in good order. very happy would deffo use again." eBay customer feedback

"Fast delivery and fab quality! will buy again!!" eBay customer feedback

":-) speedy delivery and accurate description" eBay customer feedback

"spot on ! buy with confidence ! many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"10/10 great comms,value and efficient,highly recomended" eBay customer feedback

"very nice item AAA+++" eBay customer feedback

"Hey just got the shirts they rule! I've already offended everyone in the house, just wait 'till i unleash them in the public..." Ben, UK

"I heard about you through Kerrrrrrrrang about a million years ago, and now i am not a low life bum i can afford to buy things :)" Cassie, Lancs

"I love this fucking site" Jim, Herts

SEPTEMBER 2008

"haha i saw your yes they're real, yes they hurt, no i won't regret them on my tattooists shirt and i saw the website and i reaaaaally wanted it because old people at work always complain about my tats :D" John, Surrey

"Excellent service! Thank you very much, You are a Star! A ++++++++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"EXCELLENT!!! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED SELLER!!! THANKS :)" eBay customer feedback

"great value for money top ebayer A+++++++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"My husband loves your chav tops, he told me about this site due to that" Cindy, Cambs

"Thanks for your brilliant service - received today. My son, Tom, who I bought the t-shirts for will be ecstatic when he gets home from college!" Clive, UK

"fast delivery and excellent quality" eBay customer feedback

"A++++++++ AWESOME SELLER. I WILL BE BACK 2 BUY AGAIN. THANKS" eBay customer feedback

"i have used your site before, excellent service, brilliant tshirts!!!!" Sarah, Birmingham

"Genius, you're a fucking genius!" Jason, Warwickshire

"Brilliant!! Fast and safe!!!!!" eBay customer feedback

"I heard in KERRANG AND i HATE CHAVS WITH SUCH AN INTENSITY ITS UNREAL WHICH IS WHY I LOVE THEESE DESINGS" Harry, Suffolk

"I have ordered from you before and i was happy with the products" Neil, West Yorkshire

"there are so many designs on here that I want! It's so difficult to choose! =] Keep up the great work. x" Sherida, Spalding

AUGUST 2008

"Very pleased - great t shirt" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent item, well packed & swift smooth transaction - many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"FAST POSTAGE GREAT SHIRT" eBay customer feedback

"item as described. in very good condtion will be buying from seller again" eBay customer feedback

"completely perfect! A++++" eBay customer feedback

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacee" eBay customer feedback

"absolutely the dogs bollocks,good seller,A1." eBay customer feedback

"v. funny t-shirt. quick postage. thankyou:D" eBay customer feedback

"love you guys :)" Kit, Suffolk

"I Was Looking For Clothing With The Word CUNT All Over It.  Thanks To You, My Search Is Over.  You'll Be Hearing From Me Every Month!" Brett, Staffs

"MY Friend Shown Me SmellYourMum.com I saw Chavbusters and I thought it was awesome. So i brought It!" Lee, Staffs

"Heard about you through Kerang great t shirts, just love the slogans... too many to choose from its going to cost me a fortune! cest la vie!" Gillian, Cheshire

"I received this cunt card & loved it so i thought id get one for a friend!" Karen, Essex

"GREAT PRODUCT, GREAT SERVICE, I will be back, AAAAAAAA++++++++++++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent seller, excellent item, fast shipping, cannot recommend high enough 5*" eBay customer feedback

"great, thanks,recommended seller" eBay customer feedback

"been a customer for AAAGES, think i heard about the site through metal hammer...FRIGGIN LOVE THIS SITE!!! just wish i had more money hahaha!" Sophie, East Sussex

JULY 2008

"BY THE WAY CHAV HATE TEE SHIRTS ARE THE BEST!" Darryl, Sunderland

"Fantastic items" eBay customer feedback

"lovely t-shirt. Thanks" eBay customer feedback

"great buy, arrived very quickly, would recomend seller to anyone" eBay customer feedback

"fit item description perfectly" eBay customer feedback

"FUCKING LOVIN IT! GOOD WORK :o)" Rebecca, Cleveland

"HILARIOUSLY FUNNY" Sophie, Middlesex

"Awesome - I love the tshirts! Will definitely be buying a few in the coming months" Heidi, London

"brilliant thank you" eBay customer feedback

"very good product,quick delivery,first rate" eBay customer feedback

"very fast delivery excellent product recommend" eBay customer feedback

"great t-shirt,fast delivery,will use again again and again,thanks." eBay customer feedback

"item came very quickly perfect card for my bro's 21st lol a++" eBay customer feedback

"wow ! very quick delivery, Use this seller, you won`t regret it. Thank you" eBay customer feedback

"AWESOME T-SHIRT. ARRIVED IN GOOD TIME" eBay customer feedback

"Item exactly as described. Packaged well and delivered promptly. Excellent." eBay customer feedback

"i saw the advert in the back of bizarre, and just had to buy buy buy!!" Lex, Berkshire

JUNE 2008

"great top from smellyourmum.com...10/10" eBay customer feedback

"excellent product great price too reccomended" eBay customer feedback

"quick delivery great commmincation would recommend, many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Great t-shirt! Fast delivery! Thank you! A+++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"you guys fuckin rock :):)" Abigail, West Midlands

"I saw an advertisement in Metal Hammer magazine for this store, the prints made me laugh so fxcking hard til my nose bled!! " Mickey, Australia

"brilliant website guys XD" Silas, Cheltenham

"ordered things before and was very pleased with the service" Patricia, Herts

"Heard about you from a kerrang magazine few months ago. After looking through many clothes sites, your the only one who does a Drummers do it... style shirt which is exacty what I've been looking for!! So I've got one for me and my boyfriend (who is a drummer)" Kristina, Hampshire

"Big Fan!!" Jill, Cumbernauld

"your site fucking rocks!!!!" Kimmi, Cheshire

"Hey dude... your shirts rock!" Dennis, USA

"Amazing website! some really cool stuff on here" Deborah, Birmingham

"as described, good communication and fast deliver, would recommend" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent seller, fast shipping, item as described, highly recommended ebayer A+" eBay customer feedback

"returning customer, getting my son something different for his birthday!" Corinna, Essex

"I stumbled across this site looking for odd and truely insulting cards to send to my closest friends. I've never had to look anywhere else since!" Philip, Belfast

"I heard about you through Kerrang Magazine, I've used your sight before and found it great, thanks x" Molly, Crawley

"Great product! Fast Delivery! Many thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"received quickly as always" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent, will and have bought from you again." eBay customer feedback

"Fabulous!" eBay customer feedback

"Hey guys!  How are you all? Well i just thought i'd say that this shirt is the shit!! Yellow and pink! XD. Anyway, can't wait for the new album.
Cheers!" Charlie, Kent

"I LOVE YOU :D" Stephen, East Sussex

MAY 2008

"Smooth transaction. Superfast delivery. Highly recommend this seller." eBay customer feedback

"awesome shirt love the material very quick delivery..." eBay customer feedback

"Been here before, still loving the site, ribcage/wb vest rocks :)" Katy, Somerset

"I SAW YOUR ADVERT IN KERRANG A WHILE AGO AND HAVE BEEN SAVING OR A FEW T-SHIRTS SINCE, YOUR STUFF IS AWESOME. KEEP ROCKING!" Esther, Dorset

"Heard about you in Kerrang! mag and fell in love!" Annabel, Isle Of Lewis

"Great t-shirt, great contact, fast delivery. Thx" eBay customer feedback

"unique funny item. super fast delivery from a great seller" eBay customer feedback

"quick and good quality defo would us them again" eBay customer feedback

"Fantastic crew to deal with & gr8 item! Super recommended!! :0)" eBay customer feedback

"Smooth transaction. Superfast delivery. Highly recommend this seller." eBay customer feedback

"So love each and every t-shirt!" Lynsey, London

"i heard about you from my brother whos had a few tshirts from your site.ive also had some aswell.and now im back for more!" Sherry, Shotton

"used you loads awesome stuff and quick delivery" Neil, Devon

"what a t-shirt..legends!!" Marcel, Norfolk

"As always im pleased with the previous purchase and have to come back for more, hope its not too much bother lol!" David, Surrey

"my daughter keeps going on about the shirts!" Fiona, Leicester

"Another family member told me about this site and I found exactly what i was looking for!" Annette, Sussex

"Yeah! Excellent, maybe now the usual questions stop?! Top T, supa-fast ship" eBay customer feedback

"BLOODY HILARIOUS A1 ITEM" eBay customer feedback

"great top, son loves it, thank you, brilliant service from an excellent seller x" eBay customer feedback

"another great top, fantastic service from these great people, thank you x" eBay customer feedback

"F**KING BRILLIANT" eBay customer feedback

"aaaaaaaha!! i effing love this shirt!" Clementine, Norfolk

"your tees are imense!!!!!" Claire, Essex

"spit like this are the best band in the world...ive seen them in concert twice and they fucking kick ass!!" Ross, Essex

APRiL 2008

"wonderful product, speedy delivery, thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"fantastic t shirt and very quick thanks very much top seller A++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"TOP CLASS SHIRT I WILL BE HAVEING MORE ************************* :)" eBay customer feedback

"Super, speedy delivery, item as described,would buy from again. Cool as f**k!!!!" eBay customer feedback

"cool tee shirt def be buying more" eBay customer feedback

"quick dispatch, as decribed, will use again" eBay customer feedback

"Top class E-Seller thanx again AAA+++" eBay customer feedback

"what an amazing site !!!! love them" Sarah, Blackpool

"LMAO...these birthday cards are amazing. I almost pissed myself when i read the snivelling fuckpig one..My male friends are gonna absolutely love opening these babies on their birthdays :D" Vicki, Essex

"I have today received my order and have warn my not too fat to fuck t-shirt, and i received lots of comments, i had to tell everyone where i got my funny t-shirt from, i hope this gets you more orders. Regards - 1 very satisfied customer xxxxx" Vicki, UK

"Ah, top bombing! Well pleased with it :)" eBay customer feedback

"been on the mailing list for a long long time....... Ordered once before - was pleased ordering again" Dennis, USA

"excellent quality item.very fast delivery.spot on.thanks." eBay customer feedback

"lovely t-shirt nice quality many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"My daughter loves this, fast delivery, really pleased, thanks :)" eBay customer feedback

"Site's great...the design's are fucking awesome!" Toni, Cumbria

MARCH 2008

"last t-shirt was awesome =)" Simon, Cwmbran

"Nice website, nice layout, easy to buy and all that (starting to sound like pilkington)" Kris, S-O-T

"Top Shop, Your Shop Has Some Funny As Hell Items A++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"BRILLIANT" eBay customer feedback

"I Love Anything Anti-Chav lol, Your Shop Has Some Funny As Hell Items A+++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"excellent seller, buy with confidence. many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Sweet tee. Fast delivery" eBay customer feedback

"received item as described in perfect condition. A+++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Heard about this site from Kerrang, and this is now my third time ordering from here.  And just for a random comment: I haven't been on this site for quite a while and so I was looking through all the new designs. I laughed so much my roommate nearly called an ambulance. Cheers for the epic designs! =D" Cat, Fife

"I was reading an issue of Kerrang and saw your website and so i went on and found the most wonderful site on the net.  You've got everything here, couldnt ask for more. Doing all my shopping on here.  Love the Guitarists do it solo and drummers do it out of time, going to get them to the guitarist and drummer our band....Love the chav hate t-shirts. i would buy them all. I couldnt agree more with everything you've said about them...Cheers, keep the good t-shirts coming and i will be back soon!" Joel, Newton Abbot

"I herad about you when you played the music tek in dag east and you owned the stage. i went onto your website and discovered this mirical of a web site which i love. i want my chavs give u aids tee so i can walk through romford and see how many times i get started on" Anon, Essex

"fantastic...very pleased" eBay customer feedback

"excellent product, fast delivery, recommend to anyone A*************" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent, well packaged and fast delivery - AAA+++I WILL order again" eBay customer feedback

"Item as described and super fast delivery! Thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"I love your site ^^ I also love your band lol... Your t-shirts are great!" B, Romford

FEBRUARY 2008

"Great Item, fast delivery. Very Happy. Thanks." eBay customer feedback

"Very nice contact...thanks a lot - A+++++" eBay customer feedback

"excellent as described pleasure to do business thanx xxx" eBay customer feedback

"awesome shirts, great service, a must buy-from-store =]" eBay customer feedback

"Fab item, as described, recommended A+++!" eBay customer feedback

"i was browsing the net one day when I came across the site. I was hunting for rude/offensive shirts at the time and now think i have found by far the best site for finding the items i want!" Anon, UK

"my best friend told me about your excellent site and mentioned your quality wallets" Steven, Cheshire

"very very cool and exellent and fast transaction!!! thanx" eBay customer feedback

"Great Card, Fast Delivery! Highly Recommended!" eBay customer feedback

"Everytime i have some money i always buy here, really quick order and it comes really quick, Great site, keep it up xx" Ellz, Norfolk

"THX 4 LAST ORDER THEY LOOK GREAT" Aaron, Birmingham

"Good ol' google - looking for funny t-shirts, something for everyone on your fab site, everyone will be getting smell your mum gifts from now on!" Dionne, Dorset

"PERFECT - will definitely buy from again soon - thankyou" eBay customer feedback

"very very cool and exellent and fast transaction!!! thanx" eBay customer feedback

"GREAT SHIRT, VERY OFFENSIVE!!! BEST OF LUCK FOR THE FUTURE WITH THE BAND! A++++" eBay customer feedback

"thanks dude, brilliant quallity tshirt, awsome band too!" eBay customer feedback

"boyfriend has ordered from you said your site was cool, checked it out and have to agree...very cool..thank you" Erin, USA

"Great Product, top eBayers, top people, top Band. Definitely do business again" eBay customer feedback

"I was sitting in work with the new issue of kerrang and saw the artical with all the t-shirts on and was laughin for ages! and then my manager took Kerrang off me for bein offensive - i thort awsome! hehe" Kate, Cheshire

"you have the funniest t's i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Katie, Lancs

"I'd just like to say i love your reason for printing the t-shirt about tattoos. I have a few myself and people always go on about regretting them when im older. Of course i take no notice. But i cant wait to wear this and shove it in there faces so its cool. Thanks!" Fiona, Ireland

JANUARY 2008

"i have ordered from here before and really liked my purchase and have recommended the site to lots of friends." Kaz, Wales

"i went on2 google n found u randomly by typin in-tshirts 4 goths n was well impressed. will b buyin lots more stuff 4 u in the near future 4 defo! thanx smell ur mom!!!" Amy, Dudley

"all the kids are raving about this site very very popular" Andrea, London

"Last hoody was great, it seems to have vanished though unfortunatly! Need a new ne now as only my download one left!" Anon, UK

"cheers you funny cunts, ive had many a laugh reading shirts or the comments that go with them, the world would be crap without yas. X" Angela, Oldham

"Thanks, friendly seller, would deal with again : )" eBay customer feedback

"Great item, exactly as described, super fast delivery" eBay customer feedback

"quality product quality service" eBay customer feedback

"a+++ ebayer. rectified mistake immediately, no probs. absolutely 100%+ thank you" eBay customer feedback

"Prompt delivery, very pleasant to do business with you" eBay customer feedback

"Fast Shipping, great seller, highly recommended, A +++++" eBay customer feedback

"great item, fast delievery, would recomend & will use again great ebayer A+++" eBay customer feedback

"Highly Recommended For Excellent Sales & Service.Thankyou." eBay customer feedback

"Great T-Shirt, Thank You:-)" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent service! Kickass T-shirt :-)" eBay customer feedback

"Brilliant service first class" eBay customer feedback

"I Would like To Conferm Recipt Of The Goods, Whitch Arived to Day. It Is An understatment To Say That I Am Pleased with them.....As You Should have Seen The Grin on my Face When I Opened the Pacage....But The Only Words i can Say ARE.....THANK YOU!  Regards" Max, UK

"have ordered 4 t shirts in past 4 me and ordered 9 t shirts for me and friends to wear on night out mine bein the dirtest lol!" Carol, Notts

"One my mates say to me they know this great website full of rude and funny tshirts, so i check it out and love it. I planning to buy a few anti chav shirts soon!" Kim, Glamorgan

"Lightning fast postage, the way ebay should be,highly recommended A++++" eBay customer feedback

"pleasure to do business with recomended +++++++" eBay customer feedback

"great ta ! happy new year !" eBay customer feedback

"fantastic item, went down REALLY well !! lol... great communication to AA+++++" eBay customer feedback

"great stickers and very quick delivery - thanks" eBay customer feedback

"fantastic, many thanks A+++++" eBay customer feedback

"My dad told me about the website, its awesome!" Tom, Fife

"Just a note to say that i have recieved my order and i love them. Thankyou so much for the fast efficient service!" Beth, UK

DECEMBER 2007

"the bollocks!" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent transaction goods arrived quickly A++++++ would deal with again" eBay customer feedback

"just to tell you bad ass motherfuckers i appreciate the fantabulous service yall are providing" Frosty, UK

"I did a google search for T shirts and found this hilarious selection of clobber!" Andrew, Hull

"excellent item, great value A++ fantastic problem solver, will buy again" eBay customer feedback

"prompt and accurate, cant ask for more!" eBay customer feedback

"Fucking brilliant t-shirt - next order which I'll do after the Christmas postal rush!" Clive, UK

"have used your company before well pleased with service and t shirts" Sandie, Cheshire

"FANTASTIC item arrived today would recommend this ebayer A+++++++" eBay customer feedback

"what can i say, soooo funny. thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Cracking T-Shirt! Great Delivery First Class Comms - Highly Recommended Seller" eBay customer feedback

"fast delivery great t-shirt A1 ebayer" eBay customer feedback

"Love the item Thanks! Recommend A++++ Seller" eBay customer feedback

"v.friendly & helpful emails. item perfect, delivery time good even with xmas" eBay customer feedback

"so funny and unique" eBay customer feedback

"wkd quality t-shirt + great communication 10/10" eBay customer feedback

"Rockin Ebayer. A+++. Exactly what it says on the tin!!!!" eBay customer feedback

"excellent t-shirt, pleased to do business with you and certainly will again" eBay customer feedback

"Brilliant!!! Thanks for a great item!!" eBay customer feedback

"GOOD QUALITY T SHIRT, WILL BUY AGAIN" eBay customer feedback

"quick delivery , item as described no probs here great ebayer *****" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent Seller,Excellent Service.Thankyou Very Much" eBay customer feedback

"EXCELLENT ITEM, SUPERB SERVICE. A1+" eBay customer feedback

"My Girlfriend Daniella Darling is a customer of yours and she told me about you and said you guys totally rock!!!!" Anthony, Middlesex

"though Im the mother I have been extremly amused with your web site. Will definately be back in the future!" Sarah, East Yorkshire

"Top T-shirt, A1 ebayer thanks++++++++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"my friend bought the 'chav busters' t shirt so i had to get one too" Luke, Cambridgeshire

"carry on with the good work this is my erm.....9th or 10th t-shirt :D !" Jason, Cambridgeshire

"i seen ur ad in the kerrang magazine and it looked cool so i decided to have a look online and ur t shirts r awesome so me buyin hehe" Jemma, Birmingham

"fast delivery...great card, cracks me up everytime i read it!!!A+++++++" eBay customer feedback

"great t-shirt thanks love it A++" eBay customer feedback

"just received tshirt from you. Excellent. Now want more, hence order!" Alison, Southampton

NOVEMBER 2007

"have used site a few times before, no complaints!" Scott, Avon

"cool, speedy transaction. Highly recommend this seller" eBay customer feedback

"fantastic ..great product ...great name for a .com! :)" eBay customer feedback

"cool website, excellent choice of t-shirts" Patricia, Vale Of Glamorgan

"Your t-shirts are so 'the shit' im back for a couple more!" Chazman, Kent

"Excellent items, arrived in good time, thank you" eBay customer feedback

"Hey, im back to buy another shirt. The pirate logo is pretty damn kool. Keep up the good work. Rock on!!" Chazman, Kent

"So quick with delivery. I love it. Will definitely buy from you again" eBay customer feedback

"fantastic service...top ebayer will buy again...thankyou so much" eBay customer feedback

"quick delivery, fab t- shirt ,will be back for more !!!!!!!! many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"FANTASTIC ITEM GREAT SELLER, THANK YOU." eBay customer feedback

"Good quality and Speedy despatch ,first class well recomended" eBay customer feedback

"EXCELLENT! There was a shipping problem but i was notified immidatly!" eBay customer feedback

"Found site whilst browsing for really offensive t shirts... You have hit the nail!!" Joanne, Pembrokeshire

"flickin through bizarre mag at work while on lunch. i'm so stupid, i shit piss caught my eye. made me titter like a girl for the rest of the day. i'm so cute, i shit kittens was a close 2nd!" George, Wilts

"A friend recommended the site and we have purchased from you previously." Lucie, Southampton

"I just got them today, AND THEY ARE THE BEST FCKN THING EVER!!!!  OMG, GUYS-YOU ARE GODS! THANK YOU VERY MUCH ;]" Anon, UK

"I googled 'Funny greeting cards' into google and got this site along with others, found this one to be the best!" Neesha, Wallsend

"One of my friends was wearing one of your t-shirts. I loved it lol, so i decided to come to your website =]" Christopher, Suffolk

"EXCELLENT, SMOOTH TRANSACTION ALL ROUND. WOULD BUY AGAIN, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED" eBay customer feedback

"ive already got a t-shirt from here fast delivery" Amy, North Yorkshire

"wicked t shirt well happy A+++++" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent, speedy delivery. Would definately buy from again." eBay customer feedback

"fookin love it will be back to save n support the world off the evilness of chav" eBay customer feedback

"VERY fast delivery, well packaged and pleased! A returning customer" eBay customer feedback

"my freind has bought t-shirts from you before and like them and decided to get some" Ian, Cornwall

OCTOBER 2007

"just to let you know that the t-shirt has arrived today thankq its perfect!" Emma, UK

"My mailman had fire coming out his shoes. Great!" eBay customer feedback

"Hey thank you for everything you have done i received my goods today and they are quality.  Thank you very much.  And I Will definitely buy something of you today and recommend to a friend!" Josh, UK

"I've bought things from this site before, and to put it lightly, was VERY happy with them, especially the Do your bit to clean up the streets, KILL a chav haha, good stuff." Sean R, UK

"fantasticly fast delivery many many thanks will be buying direct from website" eBay customer feedback

"hi got the t-shirt today thanks its gr8 i love :- ))))))" Anon, UK

"best shirt i have thanks guys!!!" eBay customer feedback

"excellent seller. Fast delivery and communication!!" eBay customer feedback

"brilliant! just brilliant! many thanks for the speedy delivery! a++++" eBay customer feedback

"Fantastic seller, BUY WITH CONFIDENCE A * * * * " eBay customer feedback 

"Great product speedy delivery will shop here again" eBay customer feedback

"Good delivery considering circumstances (UK Postal Strike) and very good t-shirt" eBay customer feedback

"Very happy with this purchase, the price and product were a bonus, thank you :o)" eBay customer feedback

"Great tshirt, promplty sent - thanks a lot" eBay customer feedback

"10/10 thank you very muchy" eBay customer feedback

"I fucking love your clothes!" Kerri, Derby

"have ordered before - great site!" Amanda, Surrey

"You guys continue to rock!!! x" Natalie, Powys

"I was reading Kerrang magazine while at work and i came across your ad decided to take a look ****fantastic****" Mel, Birmingham

"I fecking love you guys, if i win the lottery i want everything!" Mhairi, Essex

"one of my fellow bike club members recommended your site. some great t shirts and other stuff!" Annelli, York

"Great seller,quick posting too. Will deff use seller again.Would recommend A++++" eBay customer feedback

"funny sh*t. cant wait to give it to my mate, she will love it !!!!!" eBay customer feedback

"by the way- the jumper is absalutely amazing and thanks 4 the free stickers :D" Kristiana, UK

"excellent t shirt many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Great product, fast delivery - thank you" eBay customer feedback

"i already bought What the FUCK are you looking at, which im wearing as we speak!...Yous Rule! :)" Gav, Durham

"heheheheh, marvellous, lets hope my dad sees the funny side...." eBay customer feedback

"wicked site. excellent service. will definatley use again" eBay customer feedback

"Quality merch!" Mick, Lancs

"fantastic thank you!!!!!! great seller :) highly recommened A***" eBay customer feedback

"what a great site. and a fun way to offend poeple. i will be doing all my chirstmas shopping with you" Rebecca, Worcs

SEPTEMBER 2007

"quick delivery, v pleased with item" eBay customer feedback

"Love the t-shirt!!!! Thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent item and super speedy delivery, A++" eBay customer feedback

"my mate had the i`m with cuntface tee shirt on and i thought it was the funniest tee shirt evah!! i had to have one!!!" Fiona, Essex

"Heard about this site from a friend. and i am now in love with it. keep up the good work!" Ricky, Londonderry

"very good site, loads of fun stuff" eBay customer feedback

"Great service - many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"nice one, cheers. great shirt. good luck with the band!" eBay customer feedback

"My daughter has bought from you, i like the original designs!" Pegi, Staffs

"Quality, fast delivery, great shirt. cheers. A+++" eBay customer feedback

"I got the shirts today. They are wicked. Thank you! x" Karen, UK

"Quality gear, great service. I'll be back when I want to offend someone else. A+" eBay customer feedback

"THANKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! YOU GUYS ROCK MY WORLD!" Linzi, Newtownabbey

"excellent, quicker than quick delivery A1 service....." eBay customer feedback

"cheers safe and sound and funny" eBay customer feedback

"great card thanks, friend was so pleased and thought it funny (I think lol) ****"  eBay customer feedback

"Great Site - will no doubt use again!" James, Suffolk

"My son loved the stickers you sent with our first order (on his bedroom door now)" Faye, Norfolk

"recieved great! really impressed!" eBay customer feedback

"Fantastic thank you A+++++" eBay customer feedback

"10/10 A**********" eBay customer feedback

"!!!!!!!!!!!!awesome well happy with the t-shirt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thanks!!!!!!!!!!!" eBay customer feedback

"very accomadating and helpfull highly recommended and good comms" eBay customer feedback

"Awesome shirt & fast postage! Thanks *****" eBay customer feedback

"saw a sticker, bought a cd, liked it so bought merchandise" Simon, Notts

"comin to see you play in the napier onsat 22 sept, checked out your web site and priviewed your music on i-tunes, im hooked!" Michael, Lancs

"your site rocks i love it and own around 3 t-shirts from it. i will always buy from your site its amazing xxx" Lindsay, Notts

AUGUST 2007

"Great item, More than happy to recommend, A++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Great quality shirt & fast delivery. THANKS" eBay customer feedback

"fast delivery and a great service thank you" eBay customer feedback

"V good product and good service" eBay customer feedback

"Was looking for a slogan t-shirt and your website popped up and was goooooooooood!" Michelle, Essex

"yr t-shirts are the best" Zoe, Cleveland

"awsome will definatly use again!!!!" eBay customer feedback

"receved very quick thank u well impressed" eBay customer feedback

"many thanks and its a awesome website!" Christopher, Manchester

"Fast delivery, very pleased with article, would highly recommend" eBay customer feedback

"Awesome designs. Awesome site. Awesomeness!" Ricardo, Middlesex

"Hi i've bought from you before and i need a new T-Shirt for when you come to FALMOUTH . Thanks again for that. I'm so looking forward to seeing / hearing u guys LIVE !!! SLT FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ted, Falmouth

"Ahahahahaha XD This is BY FAR the greatest website I've ever encountered, Seriously this print on this wife Beater I'm about to order is amazing Kill a Chav what more do you want? I love you whoever made this Site!!" Sean, Merseyside

JULY 2007

"I heard about you from my friends in Liverpool in the UK and i have had 1 hoody and it is FABULOUS!" Christy, USA

"ive ordered stuff from them before, and have not been disappointed! nobody else has their very own Chav hate section, and in the chav infested region that i live in it's just the ticket!" Liz, Merseyside

"Arrived super quick - Daughter loved t-shirt" eBay customer feedback

"wicked yet again will be back for more!!!" eBay customer feedback

"excellent response to my order" eBay customer feedback

"Brilliant company to buy from, great comms and service A+" eBay customer feedback

"returning customer, got couple of t-shirts already. brilliant stuff, will defo be back!!" Karen, Bathgate

"brilliant store easy to direct around. and one of the very few websites that i can get t shirts to fit into." Demon, Lothian

"hey just recived my order, thanks alot the tops are so kool, im going to br recomending you to everyone, thanks again!" Kelly, UK

"awesome site!" Matt, Middlesex

"we saw your shirts in kerrang... and lucy said, i have to get fuck off i'm busy - genius!" Sophie, Oxfordshire

"wicked... top items will buy from again! thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"Great to buy from, easy, no hassles, thanks" eBay customer feedback

"fantastic just what we wanted for a fat gits pressie!!!!!!!!" eBay customer feedback

"Heard about the site from a friend, thought it was funny as fuck!!!!!! This'll be the second cunt card I bought, from now on everyone will be gettin a one!" Vicky, Durham

"Super. Fab. Super. Fab. Highly recommended! Brilliant. Thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Just Browsing For CHAV HATE stuff! & Found Smell Your Mum.COM , Your Shirts are wicked. KILL THE CHAVS!!!!" Charlie, Dorset

JUNE 2007

"i heard about this site through a person i saw wearing a anti-chav t.shirt at DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL 07 and he told me bout the site and also saw i it in the kerrang magasine,wicked site!" Ikkie, Coventry

"i heard about u from a friend in college... she was wearing one of your shirts and handing out kill a chav stickers and i was wow.. there amazing.. and then visited the site. i found it really easy to use the site and also purchase my item.. which btw is awsome!!" Kaz, Newport

"excellent thank you love your products will use again a+" eBay customer feedback

"I just bought one of these cards, it turned up this morning & is so awesome, that I have to order one for another cunt of a friend!!" Katie, Bucks

"BRILLIANT SERVICE AND THE WEB-SITE IS THE DOGS BO**OCKS CHEERS AAAAAAAA+++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Smellyourmum.com is the best site for the coolest shit ever! And Zion and Vikki rock!" Natalie, Powys

"excellent product, and service. will use buyer again. thank u." eBay customer feedback

"Very fast delivery. Cool item, thanks very much!" eBay customer feedback

"Awesome vest, Thanks Guys" eBay customer feedback

"Great shirt, thanks very much" eBay customer feedback

"Super item, very pleased" eBay customer feedback

"Yes, offensive and fun!" eBay customer feedback

"I can't wait, wish I had found you sooner!!!" Charlotte, Grimsby

"Quality item, will be buying from again!" eBay customer feedback

"Great seller, great top, arrived quickly. Thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent product, great seller, would recommend AAA++++++" eBay customer feedback

"purchased t-shirts from your site before and love them!" Kim, Kent

MAY 2007

"super,smashing,great a1a1a1a1a1" eBay customer feedback

"A+++++++ excellent seller super fast delivery ,would do business again nice 1" eBay customer feedback

"Fast & efficient. What more could you want" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent item arrived as per description. A+++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"goods delivered no probs. as described. recommended" eBay customer feedback

"your t-shirts are shit hot, will defo be ordering again!!" Nathan, Bathgate

"I initially saw your site a while back whilst searching for offensive T-shirts on Google, especially ones that reflected my views on the whole Chav/Townie problem today. It makes a nice change to see shops not giving a flying fuck about whether or not their products offend others or not in this world of political correctness. You'll have to excuse me, that last pipe's rocked my head a bit." Stuart, Grimsby

"Love the t-shirt. Great quality. Thank you!" eBay customer feedback

"great card,fast dispatch, totally recommend ,cheers" eBay customer feedback

"Item as described, quick delivery. RECOMMENDED" eBay customer feedback

"best money i ever spent on ebay! A++++ Briliant anti chav products!" eBay customer feedback

"amazing shirts...will deffo buy again" eBay customer feedback

"pleased with t-shirt. excellent delivery" eBay customer feedback

"very pleased with shirt no problems at all many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Arrived quickly in good condition thanx. Grunger son loved the chav sticker :)" eBay customer feedback

"Fast delivery + Hilarious product!!" eBay customer feedback

APRiL 2007

"this is a fab t shirt shop......i fink your kewl..lol!!" Sharron, Devon

"i heard about you in the kerrang mag. v v v gd site by the way i kno i wil be spendin alot on here in due course" Joe, Humberside

"i heard about you guys through a friend who had some of the kill a chav sticker and i fell in love with the sight. Shall be getting ALL my tshirts and funny stuff here - Cheers!" Adam, Edinburgh

"once again, having just read all your new items and having loved them all, i feel the need to congradulate you on being so awesome. and this time i feel it so strongly that i'm actually emailing you to do so, cos let's face it, everyone loves to be appreciated, so here's a written record of my appreciation for you, your website, and your band as well. christ almighty, that was a longwinded way to say you rock!!" Bernard, UK

"perfect tshirt and swift delivery, many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent Seller! Highly Recommended! Thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"brilliant service! item was fantastic - am still laughing now! A+++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"good quality ! Thank you She loves it" eBay customer feedback

"ThANkS! AmAzInG iTeM & aMzInG SeRviCe!!!!!" eBay customer feedback

"brilliant more will be ordered" eBay customer feedback

"good service item perfect many thanks AAAAA+++++" eBay customer feedback

"received with many thanks,very well packaged,A+" eBay customer feedback

"Item Recieved in Perfect Condition this morning, Excellent" eBay customer feedback

"ahh chavs...deserve to be shot!lol. great stuff! a+seller" eBay customer feedback

"browsing through the net looking for the right type of clothes that my kids will actually wear and makes them one of the crowd saw your shop and it was love at first sight!  prices really good and it is free shipping which makes a big difference. now my kids think i am a cool mum for buying clothes they love so thanks especially for all the chav t shirts they are the first choice in our house!" Tricia, Merseyside

MARCH 2007

"SMELL YOUR MUM - my t-shirts came today :)  best T's in my collection.  be sure to expect more orders on my behalf :P  everyone i've told about the site seem interested in the items too! Thanks alot :)  major NON disapointment. p.s  they're comfy too :):)" UK

"heard about site from m8, who was wearing one of your t-shirts! loved it asked where he got it, sed you, so here i am!! absolutly loving the site! going to be buying loads more!!" Emily, Glos

"u guys fucking rule... LOVE IT!!!!  KEEP UP THE FUCKING GOOD WORK DUDES/DUDETTES!!!!" Shaun, UK

"I WANT TO MARRY YOU GUYS!!! Love all the chav stuff! XXX Definately gonna be getting loads of business from me and my hubby!" Pixie, UK

"brilliant people to deal with. their stuff is wicked" eBay customer feedback

"absolutely fantastic to deal with. products are great" eBay customer feedback

"Fantastic, great, brill !!!!! thank you A+++++++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"I love it, love it, love it !!!!!!!!!! thank you A++++++++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent Service! Could not be more helpful & friendly - I'll be back!" eBay customer feedback

"Fantastic in every way!!! Thanks so much" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent Item! Love The Looks Chavs Give Me Now! Hahahahaha" eBay customer feedback

"T Shirt arrived safely today. Lovely quality. Highly recommended" eBay customer feedback

"Been looking for a cool shirt that had cunt on it for my boyfriend to wear on stage with his band for ages!!!! All the others i have seen are so overused and just borin!!!! Realy good to see some new and original shit!!! Rock on guys and i fuckin love the chav hate section, we need more of this in the world!!!!!!!!!" Gayle, Essex

"my t shirts arrived it rocks :D" George, UK

"Fab hoody, quick delivery and SPIT LIKE THIS rock" eBay customer feedback

"Ps this is the best birthday card ever it soooooooo describes the person i'm giving it to! thanks" Ashley, Edinburgh

"My Do Your Bit for Political Correctness, Fat a Fat Bloke Today t-shirt that I purchased last year, got me laid!!! Cheers!!" David, Kent

"Wonderful item. Would recommed seller. Thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"Great t-shirt, highly reccomended" eBay customer feedback

"hi, just wanted to say thanks for such great service. you got a one off hoody and it is exactly what i was looking for. delivery was really fast and a great quality product was received. deffiantly be shopping with you again. CHEERS!!" Lis, UK

FEBRUARY 2007

"Excellent packaging & Delivery. GOOD COTTON and Sizing . RECOMMENDED A++++" eBay customer feedback

"thank you - great service and good product" eBay customer feedback

"Just like I ordered! Thanks" eBay customer feedback

"heard about you in kerrang - made up i found some chav t shirts my kids are on an anti chav campaign trying to rid our streets of such crap!" Tricia, Merseyside

"My sons love your site!" Melanie, Surrey

"5* ebayer. fast delivery. great person to deal with..a++++" eBay customer feedback

"love em!!!perfectly anti social.....thank you++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Found out ya from a magazine ages ago and bought a few shirts since then. Your stuff is great and I'll be a customer for a while to come yet!" Adam, Bath

"I saw your profile on Myspace.com... And had to come check it out. Turns out that I found the perfect t-shirt for my friend's upcoming birthday. Awesome site!" Christina, USA

"BEST seller i've EVER delt with! WILL deal with again! VERY happy!! Thakyou" eBay customer feedback

"EXCELLENT ALL ROUND. VERY FAST DELIVERY. GREAT ITEM. VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. A+" eBay customer feedback

"I love these t.shirts there made of such good quality.. and the things you guys come up with are fantastic!" Ceri, Devon

"you just made a Goth very happy - thanx a million!!" eBay customer feedback

"Brilliant t-shirt, should go down well at 8o's party!!!!!!! Thanks" eBay customer feedback

"VERY KIND AND UNDERSTANDING WHEN ASKED QUESTIONS- EXCELLENT COMMS!! THANK YOU!!" eBay customer feedback

"As described, no problems here, great communication, thanks a lot !!! A++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Great seller, shall wear my new anti-chav shirt with pride!! Thanks a lot!" eBay customer feedback

"Hey guys!  Love the shirts, kepe makin' 'em and I'll keep buyin' 'em!" Dane, UK

JANUARY 2007

"fast delivery, good quality t shirts" eBay customer feedback

"i was after an obnoxious t shirt nd dis site popped up nd glad it did, it rocks!" April, London

"Great item, fast delivery, well packed - very friendly to deal with, a pleasure" eBay customer feedback

"Wicked gona piss so many chavs of with these" eBay customer feedback

"good quality tshirt what you'd expect from a shop but cheaper prices" eBay customer feedback

"Fast delivery...Great t shirt..my son loves it! Thank you!" eBay customer feedback

"Great people! Rock on" eBay customer feedback

"quick delivery, great tshirt & great fit! highly recommended" eBay customer feedback

"i have a friend who praises your website!" El, West Sussex

"This website was recommended to me by a friend after i told him i wanted the rib cage t-shirt from donnie darko. no where else had it and i was REALLY annoyed but what do u know i found it here with ease thanks SYM :D" Jonathan, Cleveland

"great site, will shop again soon!" Jonathan, Suffolk

"Just to let you know that I gave my 14 year old son for xmas your fantastic Chavbusters t-shirt. He loves it and is proud to wear it round town which predominantly chavvy - ooo the looks he gets - they just dont get it ! ha ha!" Amanda, UK

"I have previously brought from you via Ebay, but as they are banning you from advertising your site I figured, fuck ebay, I will buy direct!" Kelly, Australia

"Allright dude I heard of you through a friend and I like what I see. It\`s good shit!" Jason, Surrey

"This is the only place i've been able to find really good ribcage tops - thank you!!" Anna, London

"i have bought t-shirts from here before and thought they were pretty amazing so im buying again!" Tom, Conwy

"Bought a t-shirt at SWAMP (South West Alternative Market Place) in Bristol and loved it !!" Alison, Bristol

"I'd just like to say a really big THANKYOU to you for sorting out my order.  I will be sure to recommend you to all my friends and family for your wonderful customer service. Thankyou again" Caroline, UK

"This site rocks!" Emma, Notts

"Good quality item,speedy delivery A++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"well packaged & Very quickly received. Excellent stuff :o)" eBay customer feedback

"Very fast delivery! Told several of my friends who definitley will buy! cheers" eBay customer feedback

"Arrived today! In Fantastic condition and looking great!" eBay customer feedback

"great t shirt thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Nice shirt ; - ) Well recommended * All the very best to you both * Thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Great T shirt, thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"I love this site!" Ben, Suffolk

"Thanks for the good slogans, kept me laughing 'till the wee hours of the morning!" Zach, Kent

"I'd just like to say all your t-shirts rock!" Alice, Sussex

DECEMBER 2006

"Hi guys, just to say that I have recieved the t-shirts and they fucking rock! I think they're awesome and can't wait to see the shocked, gormless expressions of people as I go out wearing them! : D" Charlotte, UK

"well basically, i just wanted to say thankyou for the boots, i was very pleased with them and the service you provided, they came quite quickly considering they had to come from america!  anyway i just thought id say thanks and i will continue to spread the word that smellyourmum.com is the place to go if you want something with taste.....well the rock and roll, alcohol fueled, tobaco fueled , seen obscene by 'normal people' kinda taste......which is the best taste to have in my opionion!  many thanks!" Matt, UK

"Awesome Products.They'll really compliment my Tatts.Good Karma to You!" Heather, New Zealand

"hello there! fucking love this site!! its bloody brilliant!!" Naomi, Kent

"Heard Bout Your Site On A Sticker On A Park Bench. . . Nice!!!  This Website Is Awesome." Alex, Suffolk

"I LOVE THIS SITE...no really i do...!!" Melanie, Devon

"iv bought some badges form you and they are mint. ill be buying some more t shirts from you next week. love the site." Julie, Yorkshire

"friend, these tshirts are briliant" Perdita, Derbyshire

"I love your clothes! I'll be back for more!!! : D" Charlotte, Surrey

"friends & family have ordered before (you're on our christmas list now!)" Holly, Worthing

"Item arrived safely and was as described . Top Ebayer, thanks! A+" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent quality t-shirts, HIGHLY reccomended, friendly service, Thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"WoW! Brilliant Seller, SUPERfast delivery, GREAT comms, 11/10" eBay customer feedback

"Saw an advert in Kerrang n foudn the perfect xmas present for my mate fred n a hoodie for me!" Patience, Grimsby

"Thank you. Your the best!" Daley, Cleveland

NOVEMBER 2006

"Many thanks, just as seen and described and quick delivery" eBay customer feedback

"great top thanks an cool free sticker. great seller!" eBay customer feedback

"ace supplier - superfast delivery - excellent product - a new fave seller" eBay customer feedback

"quick delivery, good comms, great item. Highly recommended" eBay customer feedback

"fast delivery well packaged great ebayer A1+++++++++++++++ nice item thanks" eBay customer feedback

"fantastic service, super quick many thanks" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent value for money - highly recommended!" eBay customer feedback

"Randomely found you guys after searching Google...cool website! :)" Shaina, California, USA

"(I heard about you) from my beautiful girlfriend who i love loads and showd me this amzing website where i am going to buy more from!" Gary, Cornwall

"I heard about you from a friend of a friend back up north (well Nottingham). Great site keep up the good work!" John, Bedford

"every one i know told me about you, why? cuz this site rocks!!!!!!" Mathew, Witney

"a friend told me about this site, this place is heaven!" Gavin, Norfolk

"read your ad in Kerrang; have 2 Goth teenagers so you solved a Xmas present problem!" Beverley, Kettering

"Great service!" Joana, London

"I heard about you guys in kerrang and really do like your t-shirts" Dan, Newark

"This site is awesome- you've got yourself a regular customer! :-)" Hazel, Kent

"man i love the site best anti chav stuff ever nothing better on internet cant wait to receive the tshirt and see the look on the dirty chav faces!" James, UK

"many thanks, good quality goods. super quick delivery" eBay customer feedback

"Excellent..., great Tshirts, 1st class seller many thanks A++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Thanks for a swift delivery, fits fine & looks fun on too" eBay customer feedback

"Still loving smellyourmum gear - and spit like this too - you all rock xxx" Marie-Louise, Scotland

"i saw one of the stickers in brighton i didnt no other people shared hatered for chavs as i do" Jane, Sussex

"Hi guys, very cool shit, have been offending stuck-up nothings with your *absolutley fabulous* t-shirts... but need new ones no because, well just because. I have money to spend hehehe. Love you guys, why dont you do some more gigs up hhere in the north where I can get to see you?  Cheers!" Sam, Yorkshire

"A friend suggested I look at smellyourmum.com while I was looking for T Shirts. Glad they did!" Steve, Notts

OCTOBER 2006

"Tshirt rocks. Perfect for halloween and, indeed, for any occasion. Excellent." eBay customer feedback

"Quick delivery and excellent service will definately be buying from you again" eBay customer feedback

"Just a big thank you! Ordered t shirt for son's birthday yesterday (friday) arrived this morning bright and early...great service and a wicked web site." Sarah, UK

"These t-shirts rule like roast potatos!" Ciaran, Clwyd

"Fast service, Good ebayer A ++++++++++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"A+ Great!  Will shop with again :)" eBay customer feedback

"Thanks! A++++++++++++++++" eBay customer feedback

"Great t shirt. Excellent service. Prompt delivery. Highly recommended" eBay customer feedback

"excellent quality thanks a lot" eBay customer feedback

"wow ace t-shirt fast delivery" eBay customer feedback

"10/10 Very easy to deal with and quick service" eBay customer feedback

"fast delivery super t shirt ...love the free sticker many thanksAA++" eBay customer feedback

"Flatmate told me he saw an ad in Kerrang or Hammer... can't remember which... was probably too wasted... heard you had some designs with CUNT on them! Love it...!" Duncan, Suffolk

"Got your site from Fallen Ikarus's web site. It's an interesting site, well done Dude!" David, Norfolk

"I heard your music on myspace, bought the c.d and now I want the t-shirts!" Debbie, Milton Keynes

"i saw your advert in metal hammer, looked cool, found the site, was cool! rock on!" Anthony, London

"finally found this site after looking at loads of lame ones!" Steven, Staffs

SEPTEMBER 2006

"BOUGHT FROM YOU ON EBAY A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO! ALSO KERRANG, AND JUST LOOKING FOR SOME DIFFERENT LOGOS THAN THE NORMAL STUFF! CANT WAIT TO GET THEM!" Helen, Manchester

"I saw your adverts in the back of Metal Hammer... Saw this shirt and had to buy it for my mate! Shell love it! And if you want to come and hang out to see why, your all more than welcome lol!" Hayley, Clevedon

"I love your T-Shirts!" Mark, Lancing

"excellent t shirt,excellent service,will do business again cheers A+++++" eBay customer feedback

"fast delivery , item as described, one very happy customer, thanks" eBay customer feedback

"quick delivery great item" eBay customer feedback

"GR8 t.shirt thanks!" eBay customer feedback

"BRILLIANT - EXCELLANT - FANTASTIC PEOPLE TO DO BUSINESS WITH - RECOMMEND TO ALL" eBay customer feedback

"Hi. Heard about you from a mate who said your website and t-shirts were awesome so thought i'd have a look!" (purchased 4!) Craig, Staffs

"i saw you in kerrang! me and my friends laughed so hard at the truth of the t-shirts about chavs, that i thought id get one for myself to throw off all the haters of me!" Yasmin, Warwickshire

"you guys fucking rule, keep up the good work" Mike, Warwickshire

AUGUST 2006

"FANTASTIC T SHIRT WELL HAPPY SUPER FAST DELIVERY RECOMMENDED TO YOU ALL THANKS!" eBay customer feedback

"FANTASTIC!! FAST DELIVERY,eveyone go 2 smellyourmum.com!!" eBay customer feedback

"Most Excellent T-Shirt, Cheers!" eBay customer feedback

"very pleased,very quick delivery,great quality Tshirts,definately reccommend++++" eBay customer feedback

"Absolutely splendid, excellent -10 outa 10++" eBay customer feedback

"GREAT STUFF check out the site -smellyourmum.com- fast shipping 100% RELIABLE" eBay customer feedback

"Hey dudez & dudette (grin, har har) Just wanned to say a big thanx for the signed cd. It rocks, Oh yeah, and thanx for the top, thats cool too!  Keep it fun ma hard rockin amigoes L8rs" Melaa, UK

"Thanks guys i have been looking for some decent anti-chav tshirts and yours are without a doubt the best so far. Finally my brother and I can express tht we aint afraid of no chav!" Gary, Bristol

"ur products r fuking awesum! they r reli gonna make a statememt wen im on holiday in spain, wich is y im ordering them nw! thanx smellyourmum.com, uv made my wardrobe complete!" Alley, Devon

"Hey, I Just Wanted To Say I Got My Top & It's Wicked!! Cheers Love x" Naomi, UK

JULY 2006

"FANTASTIC site i'll deffinatly be back for more" Merek, Milton Keynes    

"stuff i bought is awesome!" Alistair, Herts

"There is sum funny shit on this website... keep up the good work!" Alex, Herts

"HI guys, Received t-shirt today.EXCELLENT!  Can guarantee orders from recipient of this t-shirt and myself in future.  All the best with your music and keep up a great web site! Xx" Nita, UK

JUNE 2006

"Just recieved my rape and kill t shirt in the post, and it is HOTT (with 2 t's), thanks so much for putting a rush on it, was very impressed with the speedyness :P  till next time lol" Kate, UK

AS SEEN ON REDEMPTiON TV!

In June 2006, we supplied Redemption TV presenter, Lenore, some tops to wear on her show:
"Got all three and have worn two on the show when doing links! love them" REDEMPTiON TV Presenter, Lenore

"Hi guys! Just want to say first of all that the reply to the email that fuckwit of a chavette sent you guys was amazing, I laughed my tits off!" James, Bridgend

"This website fucking rocks! So many original ideas in one space.. You rock my friend... Its anoyin because my mum wont let me buy any 'Inappropriate' t-shirts.  Bitch (Jokes!).  WOO! Peace out dudes" Matt, Essex

"Hey Zion 'n' Vikki! I just wanna say thanx. My hoodie 'n' badgez are fukin awesome. Cheers" Melaa, UK

"Spit Like This own my soul and Smellyourmum is my only T shirt supplier! Thank you so much for helping me piss off EVERYONE around me without even opening my mouth (although that helps too ;D).  You guys are so fucking amazing, your like shit on fire shoved somewhere dark and flammable. That and your T shirt explanations are hilariarse! XxXxXxX" Anon, UK

"BTW, absolutly love the site. Your clothing ROCKS \m/ !!!!!!! :). Will defo be buying more when I get more cash :).Keep up the good work guys!" Steven, West Yorkshire

"Keep up the awesome work here!" Naomi, Somerset

"Keep up the good work guys the shirts fucking rule!!" Michael, Yorkshire

"both of you are really cool, keep up the great work!" Stew, Northampton

"Can\’t wait to buy some of the shirts of here, and wear them to school on non-uniform day! Spesh as my schools school’s Christian and the one I wanna get is the “that jesus thinks he soooo fucking perfect” reminds me of that mastercard advert… 't-shirt of smellyourmum. £10. look of horror on your teachers face. Priceless.' Fuck yeah!!" Abbie, Wales

MAY 2006

"You guys are the coolest, most awesome, ass-kicking dudes in rock (and t-shirt designing). Anyways, loving your work!" Natalie, Powys

"My mate has a kill a chav sticker stuck to his telly after seeing it i came on your website and i am very very impressed with the gear u got on here and i am lookin 4ward to having more money so i can purchase your kick ass merchandise!" Craig, Swansea

"Found out about you through a google search! Been looking for a site like this for ages! Told all my mates about it too! They love it!" Rachel, Torfean

"I will be buying loads more t shirts from you in the coming months!" Cheryl, Cornwall

"i just want to say thank you. thank you for so many reasons. thank you for helping me stand up to the lower-than-low-working-class-pieces-of-bastard-scum-shits that inhabit the josking-cum-townie experiance that is Brecon, Powys. thank you for helping me piss the said people off. thank you for saying what are on all our "scruffy little shits" minds. thank you to not selling out to sponsers. thank you for the stickers! (yay!). thank you for continuing to make kick-ass music through the magic that is SLT. thank you for not being the commercialist capitalist pig dogs that some certain clothing companies (did someone say Grindstore?) are and charging fair prices for your merch. all i can say is Thank You You Lovable People, Keep up The Hard Fucking Work!!!" Alex, UK

"i heard about you a few months ago in Kerrang Magazine. you guys are amazing." Kaighley, Borders

"Bought a tshirt off you on eBay and loved it so much I'm back for more!! :)" Dani, London

"Fucking brilliant i must say-looking forward to recieving my kiss ass t-shirts. :)" Louise, Renfewshire

"Been bought one of your T shirts by a friend and came here for more. PS - Nazi's Against Kittens!! I am sooo going to get into trouble wearing it......but it's a funny idea." Huw, Birmingham

"I heard about you through my bf and his friend bought some Chav Hate t-shirts from you guys. They were so awesome I just had to get some for myself!! Thanks for running such a great site! And The Boner is great!!" Katie, Rothwell

"i have recived my bloody awsome order of t-shirts - i wore the rule satanica t-shirt in my local shop and everyone looked at me lmao!!!  just need to wear the bird flu t-shirt and start sneezing! rock on!" Jason, UK

"Hey, just thought i'd send an email to say thanks for the shirts, they came through yesterday and are great!  My main goal was achieved, my mother took affence to them (seeing as though shes christian and i have the one saying satan loves you) but once again, thanks for the shirts, theyre good designs so hope you release some more in the not too distant future.  bye bye" Sid, UK

"excellent site!!" Jason, Dorset 

APRIL 2006

"I heard about u from a friend who thought your website was hilarious, especially the reply to the chav email!" Thomas, Boston

"very kinky!" Denise, Suffolk

"got my last order. good quality and good looking!" Alison, Worcestershire

"Heard about you guys in kerrang, You have some great designs i'll be coming back for more!!" Tom, Wiltshire

"These shirts are BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!" Simone, Queensland, Australia

"hI guys, Sorry i havent got back to u sooner,just a quick note to say these t-shirts f****** ROCK!!!!!!! Thanks again" Sam, Gloucester

"found you in skin deep mag. thought your t shirts were fuckin brilliant!" Alison, Worcester

"It was posted on a forum and I thought the T-shirts fucking rocked!" Karl, Oxford

MARCH 2006

"I'd just like to say, saw your site in kerrang. your a fucking legend mate, your anti-chav t-shirts are fuking mental, they rule i just bought the chav hunting one, fucking awsome" Ashley, Essex

"I've bought from you before. SPEEDY DEVIVERY. SMELLYOURMUM YOU ROCK" Nathan, Norfolk

"i saw an add in Kerrang! and thought you guys were awesome !!!! oh vikki im also a bass player so rock on 2 all bass chicks! thanx you guys!" Lucy-Kate, Swansea

"just want to say i have brought some hoodies of u and just want to say thanks as they are bloody good thank u very much.keep up the good work and rock on." Gaz, UK

"I got a couple of t-shirts a couple of weeks ago, they were awesome, so i thought id get some more. Smell your mum.com ROCKS!!!! HELL YEAH" Mathew, Witney

"some fucking awesome tshirts... laughed soo fucking hard wanted to get them all" Glenn, Hereford

"Always order from you cause your shirts are the dogs bollox and more :) I hate fucking chavs and now i can advertise it! lol Keep up the great slogans people" Claire, Milton Keynes

"Dear Smell Your Mum.  i just came across this site and i just wanted to say i cant help but completely crack up in laughter everytime i go through your t-shirts, there absolutely great! i love all your anti chav t-shirts and i will be investing as meny of them as possable! Congrats on such a great shopping site, i will be buying my clothes here from now on!" Mark, UK

"I heard about you through ebay. your stuff is awesome i love it. I can now show my true feelings for chavs. thanks. I'll be back again aswell." Natalie, Wiltshire

"Many thanks for  a quick dispatch. u are always a great help, therefore i had made many recomendations to friends..." Anon, UK

"I was informed of your site on a message board under the heading of Funniest T-Shirt You've Seen" David, Kent

"YOU WERE A BRILLIANT HELP LAST TIME, THANKS!" Dave, Essex

"Got the badges this morning - the service has been brilliant, the delivery was quick - so all in all, fucking fantastic, and we'll be ordering from you again!" Chris, Northants

"i bin wantin 2 get these 4 ages. they rock. i am like, the only goth/emo/greb in my year at skool so these are sure to get me more funny looks :P cheers and ROCK TILL YA DROP DUDES AND DUDETTE !!!" Greg, Notts

"my mate told me about it and said the shirts were really good and when i found out you had chav hate t-shirts i had to make an order. smell your mum ROCKS" Matthew, Whitney

"saw a flyer at a Dressed to Kill gig, listeded to Spit like this, saw Ash wearing this T shirt....the rest is history :) Great site! I love ya!!!!" Samantha, Denbighshire

"It rocks!" Sarah, Derbyshire

FEBRUARY 2006

"Hi one and all,  Well what can I say???? only that how great you are, I received the T-shirt yesterday. Fantastic service!  So on the grounds of this I was raving to my friend and her daughter about it and her daughter is now going to order a few things, she HATES chavs too, so your email addy has been passed on.  I will be more than pleased to sing your praises to any one!!  Yours......Helen Marsh.....Thanks once again" Helen, Shropshire

"we do not have the plesure of being a mostly punk/metla/emo school like the rest of our area and I am starting an anti chav revolution we are buying your stickers and distrubuting them round the school and all wearing chains sweatbands and anti chav t-shirts I LOVE YOU LOT! You are the only company who sells anti chav clothes and unfortunatly my mother buys me the most chavvie clothes imaginable. Your site is the only reason i can stay looking anti chav and punk I LOVE YOU GUYS!" Daniel, UK

"Im a huge fan of you guys!" Tony, Hants

"awesome site.. *trundles off to kill some chavs.. *" Sam, Worthing

"YOU GUYS FUCKING ROCK!" Jessica, Avon

"your site is the best, especially the chav hate section, and yes they do suck" Tara, UK

"u guys r great keep rockin!" Jessica, Kent

"LMAO all day at the T's and how they came to be, Keep them coming!" Tracy, Cumbria

JANUARY 2006

Now this is cool!  Me and Vikki - the 2 people behind this site - inside this month's issue of Bizarre Magazine!  Chatting about SPiT LiKE THiS plus a load of really embarrasing stuff that we really should know better about!!

"I love your site, i think it rocks, keep up the good work" Adelaide, Suffolk

"just wanted to let you know, my mate bought me this for christmas, i wore it to school a couple of days ago, n im now sat at home with a 3-day suspension :D haha cheers for making this shirt!" J, Dorset

"Keep up the good work!" Tom, Lancashire

"It's for my insane friend's birthday. We both love your site and your band so much!" Tiggi, Herts

"found you through stickers that got put up ALL OVER my school! the teachers went mental!!! i love you guys!!" Claire, Bucks

"hiya. just sayin cheers for the clothes they rock! and the stickers! i am going to order from your site again you were so quick to deliver and print thank you loads!" Rebecca, Kent

"Fantastic site, look forward to recieving my stuff, thanks!!!!" Rob, Nottingham

"id like to say thank you for making such a brilliant website! every time i go to work with another one of your T-shirts, i get loads of laughs, or just wierd looks :D (either is amusing) and it makes my day!" Tarot, UK

"i just like to say that your site is fantastic and it's my first time on here, and it's just really cool i love your ideas and when i found out about u, i found one of your stickers and i've had it since and it's the first time i've visitied. Keep up the good work - Thank You!" Rosie, UK

"Me and DJ Deano champion Spit Like This on our shows. I heard about it through Deano and imediately had to get one of these t-shirts!" Chris, Strathclyde  

"I heard about smellyourmum.com through SPiT LiKE THiS. And I'm damn glad I did. I'm glad that some people have got the guts to stand up to this foul plague wa have called chavs. Cheers. You guys rock" Tom, West Sussex

DECEMBER 2005

"Every single time I wear something that I've bought off this site there's someone that smiles or looks insulted as they walk past me, its fucking great.  Sometimes I even get people stopping me in the street to take pictures of what I'm wearing... I think I either live in a fucked up neighbourhood or I am a fucking God coz of smellyourmum.com, cheers guys!" James, Mid Glamorgan

"I found you add in skin deep. tried a few other sites this is by far the best one" Carrie, Surrey

"hey just wanted to say got a hoodie and t shirt off ya thro my g/f and it feels good walkin round brandin your name cheers ppl and keep the ANTI CHAV COMPAIN GOIN! many happy wishes and merry christmas!!!!" Steve, UK

"How cool is this!!!!! Awesome xmas pressie for my bro!" Catherine, Nottingham

"saw a sticker, looked funny, checked out website which turned out to be fucking funny. i fucking hate chavs" Tom, Hertfordshire

"Hi guys, just to let you know I got the order today. Very pleased with the items. Have a very gothic christmas and a rocking new year. Looking forward to seeing you in 2006. Thanks for the Xmas card, really nice touch!" Kev, Reading

"My sister showed me the website and I've been browsing on it ever since. Pure genius!!" Kalina, London

"thanks for the prompt delv on the T shirt , its shit hot :-)  Also thanks for the crimbo card and stickers . You da bomb btw ;-) . Have Fun and a gr8 xmas! The band kicks arse , and hope to catch u live one day ( get down to plymouth or even better Cornwall UK!)" Ted, Cornwall

"Boo! I read about your site at the back of Kerrang and decided reading every T shirt design and laughing my arse off was a good way to spend an evening. Fucking amazing! i love your site! As soon as i get paid i'm planning on a Mistress dress" Tiggy, UK

"You guys have some awesome shirts!" Christian, NSW, Australia

"I think we will be doing business again, soon.  You have some incredible shirts!" John, New Jersey, USA

"I'm totally chuffed now, made my day after a shitty 10 hr shift in a shitty job with brain dead people.  You can't beat spit like this or smell your mum - proof!" Christopher, Scotland

"(I saw you in) Total Tattoo...fucking love you guys!" Aysha, Letchworth

"I ordered from here b4.  This is a xmas pressie 4 Becky. Its awesome I got one 2!" Conor, West Midlands

"I heard about you from a friend and i think this site is the nuts, you dis chavs and thats what counts" Gareth, Hampshire

"I love your stuff!" Anthony, Cornwall

"Ah just keep up the good work guys! Finally an easy present solution for the guys of the world!" Nichola, Dartford

"Used you before!! :D And would not go to anyone else :D" Tara, Manchester

"Saw some cool anit-chav t-shirts and thought must own some!" Michael, Yorkshire

"Exellent website!!!!!" Justin, Norwich

"Heard about you through magazines and Acey Slade!" Emma, Hampshire

"Brilliance!... second purchase from me now. good work guys!" Keith, Dudley

NOVEMBER 2005

Check this out!  Me and Vikki - the 2 people behind this site - on the cover of this month's issue of Skin Deep Tattoo Magazine!  Not only are we gracing the cover but there are 6 pages devoted to us inside!!  Tons of really cool pictures plus us talking about our band, SPiT LiKE THiS, our lives and how we started SMELL YOUR MUM.  Available in the newsagents from 8th November, this is their biggest issue so bound to sell out fast and bound to become a collectible.  Also available to buy from the Skin Deep site - well worth checking out!

"I saw smellyourmum.com in Kerrang!, and thought I had to pay a visit. You had me when I saw Talk to me and i'll rip your fucking head off. Keep it up!" Jessica, Kent

"Friend suggested site. Fucking excellent Tees!!" Russell, Avon

"Hey thanks for sending the t-shirt so quickly! it's a brilliant t-shirt and I love annoying dumbass chavs with it!  i've recommended smellyourmum to my mates and i'll buy stuff from here again!  thanks again!" Adam, Shropshire

"The stuff on this site is fucking genius and have told sooooooo many people about it. this site is definately the number 1 stop for anti-chav stuff. Supremely superb, keep up the good work!" Emma, Staffordshire

"Went 2 an Alkaline Trio gig last week wearin If i did it, it was done in the name of art an i'v never 'fitted in' with wot i wear but fuckin wow! Ppl commented on wot i woz wearin! Woz so proud! Thanks man!" Kirsten, Scotland

"Read about you in Kaleidoscope magazine, heard track on CD . Much enjoyment!" David, Chester

"Many thanks again, I will be shopping here more oftern after this show of brilliant service.  Many, many thanks" Jackie, Cumbria

"Back again for yet another of your fucking amazing t shirts! I fucking love these things lol!" Bekki, Norfolk

"woooo!!!! this top rockz gonna wear it 2 my chavfilled skool... hehe i dont fink vey'll understand it tho coz ver all so fukin thick!!!" Sophie, Sheffield

"Arrived today and am fucking chuffed to bits with them!! Good quality tees and thx for the stickers too. I will be back for more as soon as - thanks again. xxxxxAngxxxxx" Ang, Hampshire

"i laughed so much at the chav that emailed you about being anti-chav that milk came out of my nose......!!!  still a great site for me to visit i am gonna buy a chavbusters t-shirt after my next cc bill! keep up the great work and remember chavs are a reason for birth control" Simon, Essex

"I first saw your t-shirts while trawling eBay and I love offensive t-shirts so visited the site! The look on people's faces when I wear the what the fuck are you looking at? one is hilarious!!" Clare, Swansea

"hey - i just want to say thanx for sorting my order out.  i recieved my t.shirts today and i am very happy with wat i have purchased, i will be ordering from you again soon! thanx!" Emily, Warwickshire

"I heard about this site through word of mouth, and I absolutely adore the designs, brilliant!" Emma, Wrexham

"hey the websites great and the stuf u sell is just awsome n i got my gf oneof ur t shirts 4 christmas lol - it rocks!" Peter, UK

"Love your anti-chav clothing and sticker range... I am a police officer and contemplating seeing how long I can keep the stickers on the back of our fleet of marked cars before they get spotted by the guv'!  Keep up the good work!" Anon, UK

"Keep up the good work!" Jon, West Sussex

"I saw your ad in metal hammer and pissed myself laughing (poor bladder control - sorry, I promise not to piss on the shirts!)" Dawn, Lincolshire

"Hey i heard about you in my Kerrang magazine and i love the webshite!" Sophie, Essex

OCTOBER 2005

"My Friend Had Some Of You T-shirts And Dude, They Rock!!" Chris, Kent

"Heard about you guys by word of mouth.  I must say fucking nice store!  PS........Kill all chavs" Brendan, Devon

"from a friend who had bought a chav hate t-shirt from you and also from an avertisment in Kerrang! magazine!!!!! luv your chav hate t-shirts, great!!!!" Laura, Tyne & Wear

"saw it in kerrang and honestly thought it was the best t shirt ive ever seen, i had to buy it!" Martin, Middlesex heaping praise on this t-shirt!

"Oh yeh you guys fucking rule, got that 'i download porn' t the other day, its fucking great, just to see people look at it and then me, its priceless, with these new t's it should be even better. I was going to get the chav busters one but theres so fucking many of them at my college il probally get the shit kicked into me, but hey" Sam, Somerset

"this is one gr8 website!" Christopher, Gloucester

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"love the stickers, hate the chavs" Emily, Cambridgeshire

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SEPTEMBER 2005

Competiton to win some SMELL YOUR MUM goodies in this month's issue of Skin Deep Tattoo Magazine (the UK's biggest and best tattoo mag!).  To enter send in the answer to this question: "Who is the lead singer of SPiT LiKE THiS?" answers to Spit Like This Comp, Skin Deep, The Old School, Higher Kinnerton, Chester, CH4 9AJ or email editor@skindeep.co.uk and make sure you go out and buy the mag - it's truly awesome!

"my t-shirts have arrived and truly class they are not to mention a perfect fit.  i even got commented by a chav today while wearing the chav hunting shirt but got some seriously bad looks as i walked into work... so thanks very much for the shirts, good service as well so would definately recommend you. your truly, wanting to be chav hunting!" Jon, Kent

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"hey SYM.com! just got my chavbuster stickers and thought id say that i was propa impressed by the service you offer. not only did u send me the stickers, they were on time aswell. i would say your products are some of the best ive ordered on the net. you guys Fking rock. wked service. wked website, wked products. you guys have got it sorted. i cant wait to stick these beasts round my college and any chav hangouts. cheers again.." Ben, Middlesex

AUGUST 2005

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"This site fucking rules and i love all the shirts i get from here!" Mike, Warwickshire

JULY 2005

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"Great site...almost every tshirt here made me laugh!" Jenna, Surrey

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"this web site is so cool i love all your t shirts they're just great!" Jon, Kent

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"I saw one of your t-shirts in a concert and was I was hooked!" Piritta, Finland

PREViOUSLY ON SMELLYOURMUM.COM

"fuckin rad shirts!!  i'd love some!" tommy lee, mötley crüe

yes, it's true.  one of the best reads on the planet, bizarre magazine, saw fit to put one of our tees in their jan 03 issue! bizarremag.com

"...smell your mum?? that's disgusting! we'll say no more about that!" zoë ball, xfm

Right then, about time you stopped reading and started filling your wardrobe with filth!!