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My Cock Hurts. Kiss It Better. - 
I should win a fucking award for this. If the Queen was a man, she would Knight me. This is genius. This is such a sure-fire way to get some cock-sucking-action I should patent it. It taps right into the natural nurturing instinct that all lady-women have. What girlie could possibly resist such a plea? None that I know of. So, wear this with pride and just wait for the flock around your schlong!!

 

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