If All Men Are Created Equal, How Come I'm So Much Better Than Everyone Else? - 
Another one of my soon-to-be legendary Facebook status updates turned into a T-shirt.  Not that I was having a massive ego attack, I just have a brain that churns out this kind of wonderous nonsense with ease.  Although it is, obviously, completely true.  It got a whole bunch of "Likes" so I figured that, even if a few of those Likes turned into Sales, I would be on to a winner and, as we all know, I like it when you give me money.  It makes me feel warm and fuzzy.  Just a shame I have to give you something in return - you would think my wit and wisdom would be enough but, oh no, you want a fucking T-shirt as well.  Outrageous.  If you, too, "Like" this design, please hit the "Like" button above.  If you don't, please hit your head, hard, with a hammer.  You deserve it. 

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Standard T-Shirt (S-4XL)	Long Sleeve T-Shirt (S-XXL) + £1.00 for this style	Wife Beater Vest (S-XXL) + £2.00 for this style
Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-3XL) + £10 for this style

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