C u s t o m   D e s i g n   I n f o r m a t i o n

SMELL YOUR MUM™ is one of the biggest, best and well-known brands in the alternative market.  We regularly show at MCM Expo, Memorabilia, Collectormania, ComicCon, Tattoo Jam, various Tattoo shows around the country and have also displayed at Erotica, LondonEdge, Bulldog Bash and much more.  We have advertised in / still currently advertise in Kerrang!, Metal Hammer, Bizarre, Classic Rock, Rock Sound, Skin Deep, Total Tattoo, Total Rock, NME, Viz, Penthouse and 100% Biker and have received editorial exposure through features in Skin Deep and Bizarre.

As well as printing our own hugely successful range of T-shirts, we also print custom design T-shirts for bands, tattoo shops, companies and anyone else that asks!  To-date, we have printed many thousands of T-shirts for organisations who have then gone on to sell them for their own profit.  We specialise in low-cost, small runs - ideal for new bands, small bands, people that don't want to hold much stock or for experiments.  Of course, we can do massive runs as well.

We screen print for better durability and quality.

Previous Clients Include
Dean Guitars, Anticulture Records (ArnoCorps, Tangoroa, Kingsize Blues, Interlock), Quantum Ink (Tattoo Studio), Inanimus Theory (band), Dragster (band), Uber Rock, Demise Of Sanity (band), Deadbeats (band), Astro Zombies (band), Counterhold (band), Babydoll (band), Fallen Angels (band), Ink Mama (Tattoo studio) and, of course, all the T-shirts for our own band, SPiT LiKE THiS!
[Click here for hundreds of customer testimonials] 

Artwork
Artwork is best supplied to us as a JPG / JPEG at 300 dpi in the actual print size you require (up to A4).  Please note, our speciality is ONE COLOUR printing, so no varying shades please.  You are best Posterizing your monochromatic artwork to level 2.  If you are unsure, please email us. 

Terms
Our terms are simple.  The minimum order is just £100.  You can order whatever size combinations that you like, whatever style you like.  There is no VAT to pay.

Prices
Screen Initiation, Creation & Set-Up
£20.00 per design (this is a one-off charge) 

Standard T-shirts Size S-XXL
1-100 units / £5.50 per unit

Standard T-shirts Size 3XL
add £1 per unit

Standard T-shirts Size 4XL
add £3 per unit

Long Sleeve T-shirts S-XXL / Skinny Fit T-shirts / Skinny Fit Vests
add £1.00 per unit

Wife Beaters S-XXL
add £1.50 per unit

Hoodies S-XXL
add £7.50 per unit

Hoodies 3XL
add £10.50 per unit

Back Prints
 add £1.50 per unit

Shipping
 add £10 per order for orders up to £200
add £15 per order for orders over £300
overseas orders will be charged at cost

How To Make An Order
As this is a custom order, it is best to talk with us via email or telephone so we can discuss your requirements and answer any questions you might have.  Email will be faster - click here to message Vikki.  Alternatively, call 01342 844 551 and leave a message with a number to call you back on.

Payment
Once we receive your cleared payment, we make your order.  Turnaround time is usually 5-7 days.  We can take payment via the credit / debit cards listed below, PayPal or Cheques / Money Orders.

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