Darth Vader Wouldn't Put Up With This Shit (Star Wars) - Maybe I'm alone in my thoughts, but there are many occasions when someone is boring the shit out of me, droning on about their dull lives when my mind starts to wander. In my head, I picture myself not as myself but as Darth Vader. I am looking at this imbecile, wondering if they are EVER going to get to the point and then, with an intake and outtake of mechanical breathing, I lift up my hand forming an open grip with it and then the aforementioned numpty clasps at his or her neck, gasping for air before falling to the floor very, very dead.
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