My Demands Are Simple: Everything. Now. - 
Some may say that I am a bit demanding. I'm having none of it though. I just like things to be done my way, in the quickest amount of time, with the minimum of fuss and to my exacting standards. Of course, that is the way it should be, otherwise, what is the point of being? I'm not too hot on the whole compromise thing but, being human and having to share the planet with other humans, I have learnt to compromise all over the place. No longer am I to walk the streets just in my pants "because I am too hot" and I cannot really justify force-feeding my friends just to see how fat they can get. If I have achieved this, you can too although, if you are contemplating the purchase of this t-shirt, you're probably as much of an awkward bugger as I am. We should never meet. It would be a nightmare.

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Most of our prints are available on

Standard T-Shirt (S-4XL)	Long Sleeve T-Shirt (S-XXL) + £1.00 for this style	Wife Beater Vest (S-XXL) + £2.00 for this style
Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-3XL) + £10 for this style

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