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Desperate & Lonely? Excellent! An Easy Fuck!

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Desperate & Lonely? Excellent! An Easy Fuck! - 
The unspoken truth. We are all aware that 99% of single people that go out clubbing or bar-hopping are on the pull and, let's face it, if they were decent looking, they'd easily get a shag. This logo just cuts out the middle man, cuts out the bullshit. Find a member of the opposite sex wearing one and you got a match made in heaven!

And, as with everything on this webshite, shipping is FREE WORLDWIDE!!!

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+ £1.00 for this style
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skinny fit vest - girls only skinny fit t-shirt - girls only hoody - unisex
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available in black only
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This product was added to our catalog on Wednesday 14 July, 2004.
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