Don't Fuck A Blonde Midget. It's Not Big And It's Not Clever.

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about the design
Don't Fuck A Blonde Midget. It's Not Big And It's Not Clever. -
Think about it... See? Clever eh? We may be all cunt this and fuck that but we do it in a funny way and, every now and then, actually use our brains too. Actually, I can't claim credit for this, which is a shame, because it is funny. Made me laugh a lot. It was actually one of you that came up with it and it was a rare occasion where the idea didn't suck donkey balls or was nicked from another site. So, well done for that. The rest of you.. shame on you. Must try harder. Now, if only this country were littered with blonde midgets, we could make a fortune off this!

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Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-3XL) + £10 for this style

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This product was added to our catalog on Friday 11 December, 2009.

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