I Don't Suffer Fools Gladly, I KILL THEM. An idiot hit our car when we were in Tesco car park yesterday. In broad daylight. Whilst I was sitting in it and Vikki was watching. Apparently the space between our car and the car the other side of the space wasn't big enough for this moron in a green Mondeo. There I was, sitting there, minding my own business, waiting for Vikki to get back to the car when I lurched to the left. Naturally, I leapt out of the car and angered myself furiously toward this imbicile. He was twice the size of me but he knew better not to be anything other than a subservient maggot. The worm. Despite his subservience, however, I felt it my duty to kill him. So I did.
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