Do As I Say Or Fuck Off - I should have this tattooed on my forehead,
let alone printed on a T-shirt. This is pretty much my mantra. I am
just a teeny weeny little bit of a control freak. I have my own vision of
life, the universe and everything and, if anyone doesn't quite agree with it,
they are wrong. It is that simple. No discussion. Of course,
this could lend itself to some massively huge arguments, if it weren't for one
thing - my removal policy. You see, if someone disagrees with me too much,
I simply remove them from my life. They are obviously trouble and
superfluous to my existence, so they are gone. I should point out, I don't
mean "remove" as in "sleeping with the fishes", I just mean
that I have nothing further to do with them and ignore their contact until they
get the gist. So, there you have it. If you are just like me and
believe that everyone should do what you want them to (usually without you
telling them - being telepathic is a wonderful asset if you want to be my
friend), then buy one of these. Or fuck off.
And, as with everything on this webshite,
shipping is FREE WORLDWIDE!!!
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Most of our prints are available on
With the following colour
combinations
So be as crazy and inventive as you like and
use these pulldowns to make YOUR selection!
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- choose colour - White Print On Black Black Print On White Neon Pink Print On Black Neon Pink Print On White Neon Green Print On Black Neon Green Print On White Red Print On Black Red Print On White
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- choose style - Standard T-Shirt (Sizes S-4XL) Long Sleeve T-Shirt (Sizes S-XXL) (+£1.00) Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One-Size ONLY) (+£1.00) Skinny Fit Vest (One-Size ONLY) (+£1.00) Wife Beater Vest (Sizes S-XXL) (+£2.00) Hoody (Sizes S-3XL) (+£10.00)
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