No Fucking Swearing
Can you remember the first time you heard the word "Cunt"? I can. I was about 8 years old and had wandered out of the road where I lived and was waiting at a busy roadside for a lift. Not sure where I was off to but it seemed like a good idea at the time. Unbeknownst to me, not telling my parents that I had planned this little adventure had rather riled them and, upon discovering my absence, they got concerned. Apparently, they then spent a large portion of time driving around trying to find me.

Eventually, I did get that lift. My parents pulled the car up alongside me, a door flung open and my mum screamed "Where the fuck have you been, you little cunt! Get in the car!". And there it was. The moment. Forever burned into my mind. Now, if you met my mum, this story would have even more gravitas as she is basically a hippy and a fairy - and I mean that in the nicest way - so hearing THAT word come from HER mouth had an awful lot of impact. So much so, I have used it on a daily basis ever since and now make money through printing it on t-shirts!

Thanks mum!!

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Standard T-Shirt (S-4XL)	Long Sleeve T-Shirt (S-XXL) + £1.00 for this style	Wife Beater Vest (S-XXL) + £2.00 for this style
Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-3XL) + £10 for this style

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