Not All Goths Are Goat Killing
Satanists...But I Am -
High up on my VERY long list of things that I hate are stereotypes. And,
looking the way that I do, I tend to get stereotyped quite a bit. A rather
large portion of the general public think that, coz I got long black hair and
some tatts, I probably worship Satan, eat babies and sleep in coffins. Of
course, most of that simply is not true! Although I do drive around in a
hearse. Hmmm. And Garlic makes me sick. Not too keen on stakes
through the heart either... Bollocks, maybe I am a scary Vampire-type dude
after all! Shit!! Quick, buy one of these coz daddy needs more
sunblock!!
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