Top 10 Great Chav Insults!

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Top 10 Great Chav Insults!
OK, this isn't meant to be the definitive Top 10 - after all, we have produced most of them individually on t-shirts anyway!! - what it is are the Top insults that a "goffick" might say back to a Chav in their dialect of Chavese as a response to the most typical things Chavs say to Goths. Make sense??? For example, #1 would be a great response to a Chav saying "Oi, do your worship the Devil?" (which you have no doubt heard a hundred times!) or #4 would be a great retort to "Why do you always wear black?" etc. I'm sure you get the point. Vikki came up with these and adopts a great Chavette voice when saying them. Although it does make me want to punch her. So, adopt your very best "Vicky Pollard" type voice when using these and have fun!

Oh, and coz I know the picture is really small, here is what the t-shirt says:

Top 10 Great Chav Insults!
1. Oi, do you worship Nike? Is it your God or sumfink?
2. Hey, you think Burberry looks good don't you?!
3. Do you have shares in a hair gel company?
4. Why do you always wear sports clothes? It's not
like you're doing any exercise, you're sooo fat!
5. I bet your favourite car is a Ford Escort!?
6. Are you gonna get pregnant by your brother and get
your own council flat?
7. Hey, you're a 14 yr old Chav girl but you only have one
kid. You a late developer or sumfink??
8. When you get your job at Maccy D's are you gonna get
bigger gold plated hoop earrings? I think the dolphins
might get stuck in those ones.
9. You do know that stealing ain?t a job, innit?
10.You are a Chav - God beat us to the insults.

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This product was added to our catalog on Sunday 09 October, 2005.

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