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Guns Kill Chavs Dead!

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Guns Kill Chavs Dead! - 
Nearly every day on the news there is some kind of horrific story revolving around gun crime in the UK and how it is on the rise. What the newscasters fail to point out though is that 99% of all gun crime is committed by one lousy Chav killing another lousy Chav. I have a theory - I reckon that the government is keeping it hush hush coz they figure, eventually, they will eradicate themselves thus making the UK a Nice Place To Live again. The only thing they aren't taking into account is the fact that Chavs are so interbred that they have now developed the ability to reproduce without the need for sex! Yes folks, that's right, you read it here first! Like frogs and worms, Chavs can just produce offspring without the need for sex!! Filthy...

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This product was added to our catalog on Sunday 09 October, 2005.
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