I Have The Patience Of A Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff - Facebook profile as a status update then thought I'd better make it into a T-shirt before some cunt nicked it and made money out of my twisted genius. It sounds like something Frankie Boyle would say. Say it with a Scottish accent and it's even funnier. Git will probably nick it like he did our "smell your mum" gag (YouTube it). Cheeky fucker. I'll let him off though as he's a funny bugger.
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