He Is Gay ->
I got beaten up once for being gay, which is quite an achievement seeing as I'm not. You see, I was walking through the streets of London one day, minding my own business, looking fabulous when I passed a bunch of people in suits outside a KFC. As I passed them, they wolfwhistled and made various remarks about how much they would like to shag me. I turned around and, much to their surprise, appeared to be a man. Naturally, highly embarrassed by the fact that, two seconds before, they wanted to nob me, they started calling ME gay!? I ignored them and continued on my journey to visit my friend in prison (long story short - he had been nicked about an hour before). On my way back, I had to go by the suited mob once more and, once more they informed me that I was a gay. I replied, "I am sorry, but you are mistaken" in the form of a big greeny on the forehead of the ringleader. Apparently, this was not a popular choice as, next thing I know, I have been set upon by the four of them. Charming!? I had to spend the next week or so with various bits of my face hanging off and swollen!

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