On Hire From RENT-A-CUNT

£12.99

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about the design
On Hire From RENT-A-CUNT -
Our roadie, Mike, suggested this one and it made me laugh. I like the notion of being able to hire a Cunt for a day. Not a cunt of the skin-flappy design, I mean a person who is a bit of a cunt. Like most of us can be, at times, if we try our hardest. I happily give my services as a Cunt for free, quite often, when the mood takes me. I hope you do too. There aren't enough people out there willing to make that commitment. If you are one of them, congratulations, the world needs you just to wrong rights and generally get on people's tits.

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style options
Most of our prints are available on


Standard T-Shirt (S-4XL)	Long Sleeve T-Shirt (S-XXL) + £1.00 for this style	Wife Beater Vest (S-XXL) + £2.00 for this style

Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-3XL) + £10 for this style

With the following colour combinations

white print on black prink print on black green print on black red print on black

black print on white pink print on white green print on white red print on white

So be as crazy and inventive as you like and use these pulldowns to make YOUR selection!


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This product was added to our catalog on Wednesday 04 November, 2009.

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