I've Got 2 Inches Of Hard Cock With Your Name On It -
Vikki has bet me that we won't sell any of these. She doesn't think that any man would even suggest at having a small willy. I tried to convince her that the more secure men would just see the funny side of it and wear it for the crack. And, the prodigiously developed chap might wear it for ironical purposes. I actually think it is an awesome chat-up t-shirt. Imagine wandering up to a woman, sorry, bird, in your local boozer and showing her this t-shirt. She will spend the rest of the night so intrigued and desperate to know, I reckon she will go home with you just to see if it is true. Of course, if it IS true, in no way should you buy this t-shirt. Honestly, you're just opening yourself up to a world of abuse. Unless you like that sort of thing. Anyway, prove ME right and Vikki wrong. Show her that us boys do have a sense of humour about our willies. She should know that, anyway. She has seen me talk to mine and, on the odd drunken occasion, attempt to stick pen lids down the hole (like, OUCH! - do not try that one at home).

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Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-3XL) + £10 for this style

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