In An Infinite Universe, Full Of Infinite Possibilities, You Would Still Be A Cunt. - They say that an infinite number of monkeys given an infinite amount of typewriters and an infinite amount of time would eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare. Seeing as it only took Shakespeare about 40 years to do the same - and there was only one of him - it just goes to show you how completely rubbish monkeys are. This has nothing to do with monkeys or Shakespeare, but it is a play on that whole concept. Albeit, a far more sweary one. Although, given the parameters above, I'm sure one of those fucking monkeys would have come up with this in the end as well. Cunts.
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