Kunt Meister

£12.99

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about the design
Kunt Meister
The beauty of this is that people will do a double-take. At first glance, they might not quite see what it says but it will soon become clear. Can you live up to it though?? It is, after all, a very confident boast. And some young lady might well put you to the test. Really, do you want to be wearing a top declaring yourself to be the master of all things vaginal only for her to discover that you couldn't create an orgasm on her fanny with an armful of Rampant Rabbits and a handful of poppers?? Me, I would wear this with pride knowing damn well that I know what bits to poke, what bits to slap and what bits to bite really really hard to make a girl scream with delight :)

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style options
Most of our prints are available on


Standard T-Shirt (S-4XL)	Long Sleeve T-Shirt (S-XXL) + £1.00 for this style	Wife Beater Vest (S-XXL) + £2.00 for this style

Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-3XL) + £10 for this style

With the following colour combinations

white print on black prink print on black green print on black red print on black

black print on white pink print on white green print on white red print on white

So be as crazy and inventive as you like and use these pulldowns to make YOUR selection!


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This product was added to our catalog on Saturday 01 August, 2009.

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