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You Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because...FUCKING CHAV!

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You Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because You're A FUCKING CHAV! - 
Ooooh, just look at how smart we're becoming. A parody shirt of a parody shirt!? Yeah motherfucker, tell it like it is!? Whenever I am toodling around the streets in that minding-my-own-business kind of way and some nob-jockey Chav parasite has the AUDACITY to laugh at me for whatever moronic reason, I often laugh back for one simple reason: THEY ARE A CHAV. And Chavs are inherently funny. And shit. They are all ugly, all stupid, all interbred and all on the dole. And that is not a generalisation or a stereotype. No no no no - that is the better ones. The Kings of ChavLand, no less!? So, next time a Chav laughs at YOU because you're wearing a pair of New Rocks or something, you had better be bloody sure that you are wearing one of these t-shirts so you can point at it!? Of course, you will have to wait 10 fucking minutes for the turd to actually read the fucking thing. Stupid Chavs.

And, as with everything on this webshite, shipping is FREE WORLDWIDE!!!

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This product was added to our catalog on Saturday 21 January, 2006.
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