You Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because You're A FUCKING CHAV!
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Ooooh, just look at how smart we're becoming. A parody shirt of a parody
shirt!? Yeah motherfucker, tell it like it is!? Whenever I am toodling
around the streets in that minding-my-own-business kind of way and some
nob-jockey Chav parasite has the AUDACITY to laugh at me for whatever moronic
reason, I often laugh back for one simple reason: THEY ARE A CHAV. And
Chavs are inherently funny. And shit. They are all ugly, all stupid,
all interbred and all on the dole. And that is not a generalisation or a
stereotype. No no no no - that is the better ones. The Kings of
ChavLand, no less!? So, next time a Chav laughs at YOU because you're
wearing a pair of New Rocks or something, you had better be bloody sure that you
are wearing one of these t-shirts so you can point at it!? Of course, you
will have to wait 10 fucking minutes for the turd to actually read the fucking
thing. Stupid Chavs.
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