I Love All The People In The World. Apart From The Cunts. They Can Fuck Off. - So, there I was this time last week, basking in the glory of having just come off a successful tour. Looking at the photos of us rocking hard on stage and then seeing all the adoring faces looking at us, I felt an overwhelming sense of warmth for the lovely people who have put us in our enviable position. I felt love. Real, proper, hippy, love. Extended to all Man. Then I remembered all the cunts. The idiots we have had to endure over the years. The ones that try and get in the way of our awesome global takeover bid and the love that I felt very soon dissipated into hate. I'm fickle like that. So I needed a middle ground, a disclaimer and here it is.
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