I Need To Burn Some Calories. Someone Get Me A Fat Kid And A Lighter - 
When I was a fat kid, it was quite a rarity. It wasn't that I was lazy, I was just fed massive amounts of sweets because I had one of those faces that forced grandparents to feed it. Chocolate and then, when I was finished, a bit of cake then, when that was gone, some more chocolate. And probably some chips. However, compared to a lot of kids these days, I would have been classed as anorexic. If I was in charge, I would have a lot of parents up for child abuse, their kids are so fat. Of course, fat kids do make good fuel for fire. Fat kids and wood. Hmmm, that might be why I was a rarity, perhaps I wasn't quite big enough to burn; these days there is an abundance of fat kids about so a bit of a surplus. Who knows!? I don't have all the answers, just most of them.

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