Who Needs Romance When You're Doing It Up The Bum?

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Who Needs Romance When You're Doing It Up The Bum?
Filthy, absolutely filthy. How do we get away with it... Bum sex, eh? Be you a boy or a girl, giver or receiver, we can all enjoy a bit of good, old fashioned bum sex. In some cultures, the men shag birds to make babies, but shag boys for pleasure. Probably coz all the chicks have bucket fannies. Up until the 1960's, bum sex was illegal in this country. Which seems a bit odd. Who really cares where anyone else sticks anything?? As long as they have permission and all that. But to be arrested and put in jail for sticking your winkle in someone's bottom does seem a bit harsh. Thank buggery that is all in the past now and we can roger those starfishes to our heart's content!

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Standard T-Shirt (S-4XL)	Long Sleeve T-Shirt (S-XXL) + £1.00 for this style	Wife Beater Vest (S-XXL) + £2.00 for this style

Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-3XL) + £10 for this style

With the following colour combinations

white print on black prink print on black green print on black red print on black

black print on white pink print on white green print on white red print on white

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This product was added to our catalog on Saturday 01 January, 2005.

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